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(Message started by: Redd715 on Nov 24^th, 2004, 10:38am)

Title: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by Redd715 on Nov 24^th, 2004, 10:38am

Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving But Aren't

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 24^th, 2004, 10:42am

Why only at Thanksgiving? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by becky8 on Nov 24^th, 2004, 10:45am

You are one wicked lady, I love it!!!LOL!!! NEXT PICTURE PLEASE!!!

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by Ruth on Nov 24^th, 2004, 10:53am

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by Redd715 on Nov 24^th, 2004, 10:58am

on 11/24/04 at 10:45:14, becky8 wrote:

You are one wicked lady, I love it!!!LOL!!! NEXT PICTURE PLEASE!!!

you mean this?????????

http://strangecosmos.com/images/content/101295.jpg

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by Bethany1 on Nov 24^th, 2004, 10:59am

:o

THANKS REDD!!!

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by nani on Nov 24^th, 2004, 11:37am

You kill me Pegg!! [smiley=crackup.gif] BTW That guy can come and spread my legs and stuff it...hope he likes dark meat. ::) (I can't believe I wrote that!) I'm a dirty, dirty, girl. ;;D

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by broomhilda on Nov 24^th, 2004, 11:45am

on 11/24/04 at 11:37:32, nani wrote:

You kill me Pegg!! [smiley=crackup.gif] BTW That guy can come and spread my legs and stuff it...hope he likes dark meat. ::) (I can't believe I wrote that!) I'm a dirty, dirty, girl. ;;D

[smiley=crackup.gif]Nani, heeeheeeeeee

Thanks Pegg for the laugh oh and for the fantasy 8)Yummmmmmmmmmmm

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24^th, 2004, 12:32pm

Wow.....

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by Redd715 on Nov 24^th, 2004, 12:53pm

on 11/24/04 at 12:32:49, LeLimey wrote:

Wow.....

Looky Looky what I found.... [smiley=laugh.gif]

http://strangecosmos.com/images/content/102247.gif

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24^th, 2004, 12:55pm

*eyes on stalks* [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]
D'ya think he could teach me the macarena?!!

Just going back for another look... Back later...

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by nani on Nov 24^th, 2004, 1:04pm

OMG! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack!!!
(or an orgasm ::))

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24^th, 2004, 1:05pm

Well I think I'm gonna have a stroke.... ;)

Title: Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 24^th, 2004, 1:07pm

I think "PeeWee" needs to look into getting one of those vacuum pumps or something. [smiley=laugh.gif]