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(Message started by: Kevin_M on Nov 24th, 2004, 12:21am)
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 24th, 2004, 12:21am
I can enter and merge on the freeway doing 35 if I want to!

I'll get my brake lights fixed when I can afford to!

Doing 55 in the left lane means I'm not the one speeding!

I pulled out in front of you doing 28 cause I'm saving gas!

Turn signals are for sissies!

I'm pulling out blocking two lanes of traffic until the traffic going the opposite way let's me in!

When the light turns green, I'll go after I find a good song on the radio!



Kevin M
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Redd715 on Nov 24th, 2004, 12:23am
Who taught you to drive.....

(does that count?) :-/
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &am
Post by Mr. Happy on Nov 24th, 2004, 12:33am
Road rage. Boy, if there's one thing I can relate to, that's it. Talk about a reason not to own a hand gun. Any vehicle I drive immediately turns into an a$$hole magnet.
You're lane is MY lane.
Turn signals? Yeah, right.
fuck you Fuck You FUCK YOU....

No problem,
RJ

Edited because of DJ and his stupid fucking word censors. Heh.
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Tim_Z on Nov 24th, 2004, 1:05am
Usually at least a five minute rant.

Chain smoking the whole time I'm driving.

Tim
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Nov 24th, 2004, 2:23am
"You ASSH*LE!!"
"No Kaleb, I wasn't talking to you"

:)
Mast
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by IHateSequelsNotH on Nov 24th, 2004, 4:36am
Yes. Why is everyone so uptight in traffic and acting like drunken baboons? It used to stress me they were so angry but it's funny to watch them now. All humanity and decency gone b/c they are five minutes late getting to some greasy burger joint. And leaving earlier just seems so out of the question. lol
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by taraann on Nov 24th, 2004, 5:04am
Sam almost rearending ppl lately....what ppl don't have directionals here???  My screaming STOP STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHH CAR CAR AHHHHHH!!!  My kids in backseat saying, "Daddy scare mommy."
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24th, 2004, 5:21am

on 11/24/04 at 05:04:04, taraann wrote:
Sam almost rearending ppl lately....what ppl don't have directionals here???  My screaming STOP STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHH CAR CAR AHHHHHH!!!  My kids in backseat saying, "Daddy scare mommy."


ROTFLMAO OMG Tara, that is a carbon copy of a day out with my family! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Melissa on Nov 24th, 2004, 6:56am
When I'm alone it's "You fucking prick", or if the kids are with me, "What a jerk!  Where the hell did he learn to drive?  Kindergarten?  Who gives drivers licenses to Kindergartners?  They outta be fired!  Get that dumbass off the road!".  

As you can see, I ramble due to the fact I gotta find words that arn't so harsh. :-/
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &am
Post by Mr. Happy on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:06am

on 11/24/04 at 04:36:37, IHateSequelsNotH wrote:
getting to some greasy burger joint.

We're talking road rage here, you nitwit, not dinner menus. How in the 7 Hells of Wotan do you find a way to wiggle meat into a driving thread. Park that god damned soapbox, already.

Fucking Vegans. Annoying as hell,
RJ
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &nb
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:19am
I pull up next to the offending jerk and give them a big cheesy grin and a thumbs-up. "Way to go, buddy!" Usually, they get the sarcasm and look away.

Or, the ever-popular, "HANG UP AND DRIVE, MORON!!"
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &am
Post by Melissa on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:24am

on 11/24/04 at 07:19:50, Jeepgun wrote:
I pull up next to the offending jerk and give them a big cheesy grin and a thumbs-up. "Way to go, buddy!" Usually, they get the sarcasm and look away.

Ya know Frank, I can picture you with that big freakin grin on your face doing just that, LOL [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by lionsound on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:49am
Schmuck!
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Tom K on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:54am
What I say isn't even fit to print here.  :-X

T
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &am
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:04am

on 11/24/04 at 07:24:05, Melissa wrote:
Ya know Frank, I can picture you with that big freakin grin on your face doing just that, LOL [smiley=laugh.gif]


Try it! It's SO much more fun than getting all worked up. LOL!  
[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by don on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:15am
"Hey Peckerhead! Where you born stupid or was it special training?"
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Ruth on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:18am
I say "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT IDIOT"
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:21am
it's rated R bordering on NC-17

I don't yell it out the window or anything but I am likely to say

'you motha fucken mutt, what the fuck is your problem dickhead.'

But if it's a woman I just shake my head and bite my nails.
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by don on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:35am

Quote:
But if it's a woman I just shake my head and bite my nails.


Bye John. Been nice knowin ya. LMAO
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by nani on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:35am

Quote:
big cheesy grin and a thumbs-up. "Way to go, buddy!"


I LOVE that Frank! Even better than my "I love you, man!"
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Bob P on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:41am
"God Bless You"  (driving like that, Lord knows you'll need it).
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by don on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:42am

Quote:
"God Bless You"  (driving like that, Lord knows you'll need it).


Brutal. Absolutely brutal.
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &nb
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:49am
ROFL, Bob! Good one! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:51am

on 11/24/04 at 09:35:22, don wrote:
Bye John. Been nice knowin ya. LMAO


I don't quite understand, but ok, bye.

I don't like yelling at women I feel like I am yelling at my sisters or mother.  They would just start crying. lol
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by don on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:57am

Quote:
I don't quite understand


You will when Ree, Margi, Donna, Linda, etc. pick up on this thread! LMMFAO


Quote:
I don't like yelling at women


Quote:
They would just start crying. lol


LMMFAO

Shovels are not useful utensils when attempting to get out of a hole.
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 10:01am
lol, that's fine...I really know how to handle women as you can see, I am what they call a 'ladies man' (no laughing please :P)

I just let them beat me until they get tired.  ;)
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by don on Nov 24th, 2004, 10:09am

Quote:
I just let them beat me until they get tired.


Well then. I'm next in line. Hurry up!
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by nani on Nov 24th, 2004, 10:40am

Quote:
Well then. I'm next in line


He said "beat" not "spank" don, you perv... ;;D
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 11:17am

on 11/24/04 at 10:09:28, don wrote:
Well then. I'm next in line. Hurry up!


I can't think of a funny way to respond to that.  I hope you are joking.
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by don on Nov 24th, 2004, 12:04pm

Quote:
you perv


Glad someone noticed.
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by marlin on Nov 24th, 2004, 1:35pm
When I come across a real shitty driver in an unfamiliar car, I usually have to look real carefully to see if I recognize the person driving.  See, I automatically assume it's going to be my wife and she just went out and bought herself a new car. So far I've been disappointed to discover that a lot of people drive as poorly as my wife.
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &nb
Post by cootie on Nov 24th, 2004, 1:35pm
I always thought it'd be COOL to be able to have some sort of a paint ball gun deal installed in my vehicle so I push a button and they get shit brown splatterd and then they have to drive around till it wears off. It'd be some sort of national known ASS HOLE installtion kit found in the auto section. Everyone would know YOU pissed someone off today Pam

MF three times ina row is onea my favorite jerk buster sayings.....................
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Testy1 on Nov 24th, 2004, 1:51pm
It depends. If they blow past me at warp-factor 2, the saying is "speed on brother. Hell ain't half full." Otherwise it tends to be the international gesture of brotherhood or occasionally I get going in an Arabic kind of vein. "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your ass-crack." That kind of thing.

Jack
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 24th, 2004, 2:27pm
I've been watching this post all day and trying desperately not to add to it.

I just returned from lunch on this very windy, rainy, snowy, yucky day. The road I take to get itno our parking lot is on a busy road with a right turn lane that most people use as an express lane.

While slowing down (in the right turn lane) to make my turn, some jerk behind me honks his horn and flips me off because he had to slow down for me.

Many, many things went through my mind as far as names to call him. My mind finally went back to Franks' method of smiling and giving the thumbs up. It was to late. He was already gone. If the weather wouldhave been a little nicer, I would have chased him down so I could try this technique.
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by medic1852 on Nov 24th, 2004, 2:35pm
Well when I am in my personal car, I am actually a very patient person and dont sweat the small shit.
But when I am in the Ambulance it is a totally different story. I feel that the road is MINE and MINE alone and I dont like to share. I have 2 favorite phrases.
1. Fucking ass fuck!
2. Drive on driver, Hell is only half full!
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Carl_D on Nov 24th, 2004, 2:57pm
Hmm, I am full of variables when pissed off by inconsiderate, inept drivers.

"Bite my bag m*th*rf**k*r" is one of my faves

"Ya frigging putz" when there are tender ears around

Though one day I went to cuss an old guy for cutting me off, and when he flipped me off ( he was like 80-something) all I could do was laugh for about an hour.

Nowadays, not much ruffles my feathers, except pain. Everyone around me is amazed at my mild temperament. I accredit that to the fact that I go insane when I am in an attack, and become thankful when I am out of it.

Yes, I'm weird. Get over it.

"Bite it, Lucy!"

Carl D
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 24th, 2004, 3:22pm

Quote:
You will when Ree, Margi, Donna, Linda, etc. pick up on this thread! LMMFAO


Picked up on and duly noted.     >:(


Quote:
...I really know how to handle women as you can see, I am what they call a 'ladies man' (no laughing please )
   John John John........(shaking my head)  

 If you start to tell us that women don't get cluster headaches...well then you may need some security.

Linda
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by don on Nov 24th, 2004, 3:34pm

Quote:
Picked up on and duly noted


TA DAAAA ! LMAO
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 24th, 2004, 3:53pm


    [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

  John?  Some people here just KNOW things.


Linda
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 3:57pm
Yep,  I am not suprised.  What next Linda?
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Ree on Nov 24th, 2004, 3:57pm
My dad used to yell "MAKE YOUR MOVE" now I yell    "MAKE YOUR MOVE"!!!

I ALSO YELL "HAVE A NICE DAY"~~~ love ree


oh and John D.... that seems like flirting to me...........much nicer than being called an a**hole!
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 4:00pm

on 11/24/04 at 15:57:56, Ree wrote:
My dad used to yell "MAKE YOUR MOVE" now I yell    "MAKE YOUR MOVE"!!!

I ALSO YELL "HAVE A NICE DAY"~~~ love ree


Now I am suprised, who's next?
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 4:06pm
Who's next?
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by marlin on Nov 24th, 2004, 4:08pm
Too bad that fine asian hunter out in WI isn't here to let us know what his preferred rant would be.  Lots of people with guns in their cars.  I know a guy that has 2 - 1 under the driver's seat and 1 under the passenger's seat just in case he runs out of ammo in the first one.
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Ree on Nov 24th, 2004, 4:10pm
Me again!!!!
Ladies Man!!!!!  
   snicker snicker~~~hehehehehehehehehehhehe!

                             ree
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &nb
Post by Jonny on Nov 24th, 2004, 4:17pm
Me?.....If I can get next to them I just hang an arm out the window, they know they fucked up then ;;D

Cops dont see it that way....they pull me over every time they see that arm....due to the high concentration of Outlaws and Hells Angels in this area....BASTARDS!!

.............................jonny
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 4:39pm

on 11/24/04 at 16:10:09, Ree wrote:
Me again!!!!
Ladies Man!!!!!  
   snicker snicker~~~hehehehehehehehehehhehe!

                             ree



lol Ree, yep, that's what they call me (in my head).  thanks for your friendship Ree
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 4:45pm

on 11/24/04 at 15:22:10, Linda_Howell wrote:
Picked up on and duly noted.     >:(

   John John John........(shaking my head)  

 If you start to tell us that women don't get cluster headaches...well then you may need some security.

Linda


lol Linda, I know better than that
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24th, 2004, 5:00pm
Who died and made you God? is a favourite when I can't pull up next to them.. if I can do that I like to either gesture or shout "Bless you"
Let their blood pressure take the stress not mine.. its amazing how many people get REALLY pissed off by that..
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by taraann on Nov 24th, 2004, 5:05pm

on 11/24/04 at 05:21:11, LeLimey wrote:
ROTFLMAO OMG Tara, that is a carbon copy of a day out with my family! [smiley=laugh.gif]


Fun aren't they? [smiley=eek5.gif]  [smiley=crackup.gif]
Almost need a drink when I get home lately! ;)
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24th, 2004, 5:07pm

on 11/24/04 at 17:05:12, taraann wrote:
Fun aren't they? [smiley=eek5.gif]  [smiley=crackup.gif]
Almost need a drink when I get home lately! ;)


Sheesh.... any excuse huh???!!
(Pssst .. same here!!)
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Nov 24th, 2004, 5:15pm
John - have you talked to anyone about your seeming need to live dangerously!

Women drivers - my foot!  I think I'll leave you for Margi to pick the rest of the meat of that poor carcass of yours!

I'm not tellin' what I say to them - it's not in the least grandmotherly though, I can tell ya that! ;;D
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 24th, 2004, 5:19pm
if  nothing else...........

  I had the Canadian  continuency.


    map[le leafs  and MOLSEN  forever.    Linda
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Nov 24th, 2004, 5:20pm

on 11/24/04 at 17:19:20, Linda_Howell wrote:
if  nothing else...........

  I had the Canadian  continuency.


    map[le leafs  and MOLSEN  forever.    Linda


You Go Girl!  
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 5:22pm

on 11/24/04 at 17:15:26, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
I'm not tellin' what I say to them - it's not in the least grandmotherly though, I can tell ya that! ;;D


Well Grandma, you would not be at home in clusterville if you were any different, lol
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Charlie on Nov 24th, 2004, 6:05pm
Never really had a chance of course.

"Eat shit and die" is one I use though. Seems generic enough..

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/bonk.gif
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Ree on Nov 24th, 2004, 6:54pm

on 11/24/04 at 18:05:48, Charlie wrote:
Never really had a chance of course.

"Eat shit and die" is one I use though. Seems generic enough..

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/bonk.gif
Hey Charlie I can teach you that one in American Sign Language... We had a class on slang when I was in school... they taught us how to swear and everything... very informative... makes the bird look like a wave hello... love ya honey and Happy Thanksgiving... Ree
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by cschick on Nov 24th, 2004, 8:38pm
"Way to drive, Fucknut!" all the while smiling and waving.  Then I get in front of them and flick a booger on their windshield.   ;;D
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &nb
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 24th, 2004, 11:24pm
My favorites are...

"Horn blows...How about the driver?"


"What am I F***ing INVISIBLE?!?!"

and given the opportunity of a rolled down window...

"It's a shame you spent all that money on a new car and  the turn signals don't work!"


And then of course there are the things a lady just shouldn't repeat in mixed company


:-X



DD
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &nb
Post by Cerberus on Nov 25th, 2004, 9:43am
 A personal Favourite.....Thanks to george carlin.

" You drive like old people fuck....Slow and sloppy!"

  Otherwise its usually just a long string of obscenities in no particular order. ;)

Ramon
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Sisyphus on Nov 25th, 2004, 2:08pm
I don't say anything, I drive a big old Transit van. Drivers in their cars recognise who will come off worst and decide not to risk their paint.
Title: Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?  
Post by Liby on Dec 8th, 2004, 11:09pm
WOW, I guess I should be flattered that you like MYYYYYYYYYY favorite road rage explitive.  ;)


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