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Title: Great Animal Story! Post by john_d on Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:42pm Great story, amazing.... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/life_newzealand_dolphins_dc |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by cootie on Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:51pm Cool story......fineally an animal compasionate to people and 'we' don't hunt them. Flipper favors Pam |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by nani on Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:52pm I looooove dolphins, they are waaay coool... :) |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by Jeepgun on Nov 24th, 2004, 8:06am Outstanding! :) |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by IHateSequelsNotH on Nov 24th, 2004, 8:22am You freak, you want to shoot it and eat it don't you? Oh how American is that?! peace Andrew |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by john_d on Nov 24th, 2004, 8:28am on 11/24/04 at 08:22:33, IHateSequelsNotH wrote:
huh? an American-bashing canadian, eh? Well all I can say is enjoy your winter, maybe you can take off to the warm part of Canada this winter [smiley=slowlaugh.gif]. Well, maybe not. |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by IHateSequelsNotH on Nov 24th, 2004, 11:01am no I equally bash this backwards country as well. Maybe Im Anti North American? peace love Andrew |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by OneEyeBlind on Nov 24th, 2004, 11:54am I just swam with some dolphins myself down in Jamaica. I think those animals are AMAZING ! You actually feel like you are flying when they sail you through the water & up in to the air by your feet. Nothing like it. Nan, who loves dolphins & Jamaica !!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by Jeepgun on Nov 24th, 2004, 12:58pm An animal story of a different sort: (Not autobiographical, by the way!) Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen, wanting me to come reset the garbage disposal. "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!" "But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" There was a meaningful pause and then, "C'mon, it'll only take you a second. So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly. sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head underthe sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing. It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region. Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forceful! ly impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me out cold. When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor buck naked in front of a group of "been-there, done-that"paramedics. Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter.... ...and not succeeding. Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was. "What's the matter?" They all asked, "Cat got your tongue?" if they only knew! Why is it that only the women laugh at this? |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by LeLimey on Nov 24th, 2004, 1:02pm so are you saying you were pussie whipped Frank?! And I think while we are on the subject you have a real cheek complaining about a cute little kitty finding your crown jewels fascinating.... they keep you occupied for hours don't they?!! LMAO |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by cootie on Nov 24th, 2004, 1:05pm kittens are like woman.....they know how to hurt a man......and there attracted to sparkly things and dangles Pam ;;D Edited cuz my displexia set in.............. |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by Jeepgun on Nov 24th, 2004, 1:08pm ROFL! Like I said, it's not autobiographical. If it were, the first thing I would have tested the garbage disposal on, would have been the kitten. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Great Animal Story! Post by Ronny on Nov 24th, 2004, 1:38pm [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] ROFLMFAO Bwahahahah, that was funny, no pics available? |
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