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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:41am)

Title: The Gobbler
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:41am
Kill the turkey
And stuff his ass!
Throw 'im in the oven
It's such a blast!
Roast that fucker 'til he's done
Eatin' animals is so much fun!



Feel free to add another verse.
;;D

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:42am
Frank,

Your poetic wisdom amazes me.  ;;D

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:43am
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by lionsound on Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:42am
Do be careful
if you aspire
To throw him in
the turkey fryer.
Tasty for sure
is your desire
but you may catch
your house on fire.


;;D

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:44am
Cornbread Dressing,
Stuffed in tight.
Mama bastes it,
throughout the night.
Works so hard
Only to hear,
Dad say
"Turkey seems dry this year!"


Ok who's got the next verse?


DD



Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by Tom K on Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:48am
Pumpkin and
pecan pie
Stomach is smaller
than your eyes
mashed potatoes
and gravy too
Don't have ham
if you're a Jew

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by PittsburghJoe on Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:50am
If you want your bird
Tasting extra fine
My motto here
Is "Brine, Brine, Brine!"

I do that now
It cooks so moist
And all who tried it
Burped and rejoiced!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_8389,00.html

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by aprilbee on Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:57am
watchin football on the couch................


yep that's all I got.  I suck... :-X






Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by lionsound on Nov 23rd, 2004, 12:09pm
(got your back aprilbee...great idea! :))

Watchin' football on the couch
it is required that you slouch.
Remember to release your belt
and then the best relief is felt!

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by john_d on Nov 23rd, 2004, 1:33pm
turkey smurkey pudding and pie
thanksgiving is great- I want to die
my family is big, but the house is small
I can't understand how we fit them all
it must for past sins that I must atone
because my brother-in-law just won't leave me alone
it's fun to hear my neice's mouth cry
cause she freaken nuts and that's no lie
I can't watch football and hear it too
because 50 hyper kids are running through
wish I could say it's gonna be fine
but at least in midst of it I shall dine
;;D

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by sandie99 on Nov 23rd, 2004, 1:34pm
[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 23rd, 2004, 1:39pm
Damn... Clusterheads really ARE talented! LOL! These are GREAT!! I'm going to print them out and send them to school with my daughter so the teacher can pin them on the bulletin board.  [smiley=laugh.gif]  ;;D 8)

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by eddie on Nov 23rd, 2004, 2:22pm
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Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by Ronny on Nov 23rd, 2004, 4:16pm

on 11/23/04 at 11:48:30, Tom K wrote:
Stomach is smaller
than your eyes


LOL, over here we say: "Eyes are bigger than stomach"

Nice poems.

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by Tom K on Nov 23rd, 2004, 4:58pm

on 11/23/04 at 16:16:06, Ronny wrote:
LOL, over here we say: "Eyes are bigger than stomach"

Nice poems.


Yeah, we say that, too.  It just didn't work with where I was going.

T

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by LeLimey on Nov 23rd, 2004, 5:23pm
'tis the season to be jolly
Jeepguns balls are made of holly
If you think that rather silly
You should see his little...




Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by Ruth on Nov 23rd, 2004, 7:06pm
Willie

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by Charlie on Nov 23rd, 2004, 7:47pm

Quote:
Jeepguns balls are made of holly

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/OUCH.png


Charlie

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by BlueMeanie on Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:20pm
SAVE THE TURKEYS......eat a possum.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Gobbler
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 24th, 2004, 8:45am
ROFLMAO!!



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