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(Message started by: athos on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 1:56am)

Title: 'Twas the night of thanksgiving
Post by athos on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 1:56am

'Twas the night of thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white.
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning in anticipation,
the though of a snack became infatuation.
So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'till all of a sudden I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees
happy eating to all, pass the cranberries please.
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump
may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize
may your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.

Title: Re: 'Twas the night of thanksgiving
Post by Ronny on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 2:05am

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Title: Re: 'Twas the night of thanksgiving
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 23^rd, 2004, 8:13am

WHOO-HOO!! I'm gonna get FAT!!!!

(Fat Bastard voice: "....an' I'm dead sexy!" )

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