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(Message started by: Hirvimaki on Nov 22nd, 2004, 2:51pm)

Title: A Target Christmas
Post by Hirvimaki on Nov 22nd, 2004, 2:51pm
Because we all need something special for Christmas!

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=8-4/qid=1100735515/ref=sr_8_4/601-2335207-8563349?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B0002KPIBO

Can ya wait the 4-8 weeks though?

;;D

Hirvimaki-Isi

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by taraann on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:09pm
@ Target, a family dept store?  EWWW :P [smiley=hurl.gif]

Gotta be a joke [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by Jonny on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:10pm
Thats cheap....Don!, I thought you raised your prices ;;D

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by PittsburghJoe on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:29pm
Wow, 10% off AND free shipping?

Count me in!

Joe

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by don on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:30pm
"NO PICTURE AVAILABLE"

Thank God for that!

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by Jonny on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:30pm
LMAO Joe (No pun intended) ;;D

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by nani on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:49pm
I'm glad there's no pic, but Hirv, what were you looking for when you happened upon this? [smiley=bloos.gif]

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by Hirvimaki on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:52pm
Well, I have this friend of a friend who was...

Actually, if you look a little closer (I know, who would want to do that with this!?) at the item information you'll find it has an ASIN. Target and Amazon are business partners and ASINs are the unique identifiers used by Amazon. So go to Amazon and search for this item's ASIN (B0002KPIBO) and you discover that the item is not an actual anal massage, but rather an instructional DVD called "Anal Massage".

For those too lazy to look up the ASIN, here is a link:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002KPIBO/103-1834405-0896618

Read the customer reviews. Pure gold...

Hirvimaki-Isi

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by notseinfeld on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:56pm
What a ripoff. Perhaps if there was a buy one, get one free.....

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by nani on Nov 22nd, 2004, 4:00pm
;;D So- you went to Amazon.com and typed anal massager into the search and they gave you that link?

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by Hirvimaki on Nov 22nd, 2004, 4:05pm

on 11/22/04 at 16:00:52, nani wrote:
;;D So- you went to Amazon.com and typed anal massager into the search and they gave you that link?

Actually, it is part of our corporate holiday gift pack. Very progressive company! [smiley=crackup.gif]

Hirvimaki-Isi

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by nani on Nov 22nd, 2004, 4:08pm
[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by OneEyeBlind on Nov 22nd, 2004, 4:33pm
LOL.  I never got offered one of those.  Not even for my 15th anniversary !

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by BlueMeanie on Nov 22nd, 2004, 6:46pm
Boy am I lost on this thread.

Anal Massager ? No picture of this contraption. You just watch someone use it on a DVD format from your home ? Does it have expicit rated R warnings on the label or what ?  :o

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 23rd, 2004, 8:47am
BWAHAHAHA!!! The reviews are HILARIOUS!!! OMFG.... LOL!!

(Ouch... I nearly blew piping hot coffee out of my nose) LOL!

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by AAF123 on Nov 23rd, 2004, 9:08am
OMG! I'm dying here!!! This was funny...see what someone wrote about it: [smiley=laugh.gif] ::) ;) Not for everybody., November 22, 2004
Reviewer:    batterdip "creep" (new orleans)
Well, when Grandpa hs been living with us for a year now, and he claims the doctor recommended this. Yeah, fun for him, but afterwards, I just sit in the shower and cry.

Title: Re: A Target Christmas
Post by Hirvimaki on Nov 23rd, 2004, 12:08pm
The reviews, as I wrote, are pure gold:


Quote:
I thought the pain and blood was part of the process, but thanks to this DVD I now know the right way...


LMAO!  [smiley=crackup.gif]

Hirvimaki-Isi



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