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Title: what do you want for Christmas? Post by cschick on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:11pm Other than to be PF which is one of my sincerest wishes for all of you and ME! This is what I want for Christmas. http://www.yumichen.com/archives/j0225/index.php?page=6&sort=1&SessionID=97a42d0fb6c16c152b6951d55cebe4db and http://www.yumichen.com/archives/j0484/index.php?page=2&sort=1&SessionID=97a42d0fb6c16c152b6951d55cebe4db Let's see what you all want! This will be a fun way to "dream"! Karen |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by cschick on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:16pm as long as I am dreaming I might as well go for the whole set, eh? http://www.yumichen.com/archives/j0246/index.php?page=6&sort=1&SessionID=97a42d0fb6c16c152b6951d55cebe4db |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:19pm http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf32b3127cce9b1447392c0800000016108AauGjFu2ZNh AND http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf32b3127cce9b1447e0ade100000016108AauGjFu2ZNh AND http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf32b3127cce9b1447caadcb00000016108AauGjFu2ZNh Thanks Santa.....<snicker> |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by LeLimey on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:21pm PHWOARRRR!!! Imagine seeing that little lot peeping out of the top of your stocking on Christmas morning! |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:24pm on 11/21/04 at 17:16:59, cschick wrote:
thats what I was thinking too..... [smiley=inlove.gif] |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Ronny on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:31pm Redd, you're certainly in need. Seek help ;) CS: Nice gems 8) |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Ronny on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:32pm Oops, forgot to answer the thread. I want me a brand new head. :) |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:34pm on 11/21/04 at 17:31:39, Ronny wrote:
Well they say man (or woman for that matter) cannot live by bread alone.... ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by don on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:38pm A blow up doll that likes the blow up doll that I've got so I can watch. |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by cschick on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:39pm Well, Redd, I would take #1 over the earrings, bracelet and necklace OR #1 whilst I was wearing the earring, bracelet and necklace. bwahahahahaha! |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:40pm on 11/21/04 at 17:38:16, don wrote:
Ronny me thinks Don is in need of more help than I am... :-/ |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:42pm on 11/21/04 at 17:39:28, cschick wrote:
Between the two of us I don't know which one is the bigger provert. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Ronny on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:45pm on 11/21/04 at 17:40:38, Redd715 wrote:
Yeah, i think he might be. Maybe you can help each other, lol. R. |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Carl_D on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:50pm If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas. LOL - That is my fave seasonal wish by Steve Martin. All I want for Christmas is to be painfree, oh and a recording contract. And my book to be finished. and... Peace, Carl D |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by LeLimey on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:54pm I would LIKE a coffee table made from a formula one engine.. preferable a maclaren with a glass top- I'll settle for a glass of wine on top of my old coffee table! I would LIKE one of those really massive heavy duty springs from trucks or the like to make into a trophy stand on a lump of slate, (I'd like the slate too please!) - I'll settle for David polishing his own damn crap! I'd LIKE a big lump of meteorite or even better, a piece of moon rock - I'll settle for a stone my kids pick up for me in the park (Actually make that wish the other way around!) I'd LIKE a couple of trees for my garden - I'll settle for my dog not peeing on my patio chair legs. I'd LIKE a new book by Patricia Cornwall or Karin Slaughter or book six of Harry Potter. I'll settle for an hour in the bath with a pile of jokes from the Christmas crackers! I would LOVE one of those dirty great big range type cookers.. I'll settle for a promise of one day! I don't know what the heck I want for Christmas.. I have everything I want really. I'm crap at looking after jewellery so I wouldn't want my husband to waste his money buying that - Books I think would be my favourite choice unless i get inspired by you lot! |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Ronny on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:55pm LMAO Carl |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Melissa on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:57pm I would like a new stove. The one I have was a gift from hubbys grandma because her insurance covered a new one due to a kitchen fire. Only 2 burners are working. (try cooking Thanksgiving dinner on 2 burners like I have done the last 3 years) I would also like a new larger fridge, now that we have 4 people in our household, the one we bought from a guy who fixes appliances and sells them, is too small. (we might go back to see him again) The last thing I'd like, is a nice stereo, with a 5 disc cd changer and remote. :) |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by LeLimey on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:58pm Hey Carl will you smite my enemies too please? You know I really really like you!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by cschick on Nov 21st, 2004, 6:04pm ooooh, me too, Carl, I have the woman at work that I REALLY don't like too much! |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by LeLimey on Nov 21st, 2004, 6:09pm on 11/21/04 at 17:57:36, Melissa wrote:
Oh Mel.. I know how that feels! I had only one ring working on my cooker - if I tried to use another one I blew the whole house! Which I did last Christmas... but onwards and upwards! I had it fixed but its still old and it only has one oven and I love cooking so it would be a real treat to have a big one Good luck with trying to cook your dinner.. I had to use a steamer to sort my problems! |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Cathi04 on Nov 21st, 2004, 6:15pm Mel...I have a very new range ancd refrogerator in my garage, from when we remodeled the kitchen.you could have your Christmas wish, IF someone would grant you one more wish....a trip to Portland in a large van.............. My wish is for Christmas to dawn, and find that all my clusterfriends had slept a PF night, and were ready to enjoy another fully PF day with those they hold so dear.. ...and a hunk for Redd ..and another blow up doll for Don :-/ ..and Limey's simple wishes come true..... and.oh, lord only KNOWS what Chuck might want....he's impossible anywhoo... .and Carl...of course, your contract and joy for all..except those who take any possible opportunity to trash me.and for them...well, justice... :P Cathi |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Jeepgun on Nov 21st, 2004, 6:31pm The continuing love and joy that my wife and daughter bring me make everyday seem like Christmas. :) I really don't know what more I could wish for. All I've ever wanted was a warm and loving family. I am content with what I've got. I wish I could be pain-free too, but I'm even accepting of that. For so many years, all I could think of was killing myself, and now... Life is just so good... For the first time in my entire life, I am at peace. |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by cschick on Nov 21st, 2004, 6:33pm Now that was truly lovely, Frank. May you have continued happiness for all time. I feel kinda selfish and silly now for drooling over the jewelry, but I am a girl, that is my story and I'm sticking to it! Karen the selfish one :-[ |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Jeepgun on Nov 21st, 2004, 6:49pm *singin, "Diamonds are a girl's best friend....* [smiley=laugh.gif] Okay: If I really really really wanted to wish: I want a Jeep CJ-6 Scrambler, with a V8 or a Hemi, (hell, I'll settle for diesel!), a 4" lift, lockers, and 33" Swampers. Really, I need to stop, though. I'm starting to drool on the keyboard. [smiley=laugh.gif] I'd also like to be a virtuoso pianist and a master craftsman woodworker. I'd also like Cameron Diaz wrapped up in a nice red, fluffy bow. I'd also like to have unlimited power, wealth, eternal youth, and eternally perfect health and vigor to go with it. :) |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2004, 6:52pm on 11/21/04 at 18:49:08, Jeepgun wrote:
I KNEW you had it in ya Frank!! :-* |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by cschick on Nov 21st, 2004, 7:49pm found some more..... http://www.yumichen.com/archives/j0529/index.php?page=0&sort=1&SessionID=97a42d0fb6c16c152b6951d55cebe4db http://www.yumichen.com/archives/j0531/index.php?page=1&sort=1&SessionID=3e57705b34532a47bfd9dc2cb93aae88 ok - I am done now. I know I won't be getting these but it's oh so fun to drool and dream! |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2004, 7:53pm I know I won't get mine either.....(sigh) But it is nice to dream once in a while... :) |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by don on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:09pm Dear Santa, Please bring me two of these a a can of fix-a-flat. (just in case) http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/DJ/DJ1/1753-00-2.JPG |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:25pm http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/ don take your pick |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by don on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:34pm Please Santa, Dont forget these! http://www.fixaflat.com/images/Fix-a-Flat-lineup.jpg |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Redd715 on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:36pm You know true rejection when your blow up doll deflates..... [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Charlie on Nov 21st, 2004, 9:37pm Easy: A new recliner and lifetime free air travel to anywhere in the world. Enough money to make OUCH a major deductible. Charlie |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by cootie on Nov 21st, 2004, 11:21pm Gawd.....don wants blow up doll injection fluid.......never mind. Um.......to be totally boreing I want a nice side by side door refrigerator. Got a new smaller one a year ago that kinda sucks cuz half of it is beer. The doors all leak air at the corners and frost free freezer has ICE in it and screwin up food. Ya shut the doors and walk away and they bounce back open and don't stick shut. Want a big fridge that'll hold food 'and' beer. We'll jus stick the old one out in the garage for more beer. Oh and I'll take a hot tub also and anything wild cat or tiger. Blue light special Pam |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by jessipo on Nov 22nd, 2004, 1:31am I want just one day without pain, of course. And I want a new brain. :) (that's more of a need, though, lol). And I want The Sims 2 and a Tomb Raider game. And I want a stockingful of Dilauded and Tordal. lol No, seriously. :D |
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Title: For Don Post by Testy1 on Nov 22nd, 2004, 4:08am You should be shooting for one of these! ;;D www.realdoll.com Jack |
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Title: Redd Post by Testy1 on Nov 22nd, 2004, 4:22am on 11/21/04 at 20:36:20, Redd715 wrote:
No, true rejection is when your hand demands a condom. :D Jack |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 22nd, 2004, 9:41am All I want for Christmas is this. http://www.gibson.com/products/gibson/lespaul/images/lpcsvs.jpg Oh...... And world peace. Pat |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Big Dan on Nov 22nd, 2004, 9:46am I need a penis reduction for Christmas. Doctor says if I don't get one soon, my legs will fail and my heart will 'asplode if I see another set of breasticles. -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by cootie on Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:36am Psssssssst Big Dan............jus lay off the viagra a while.........you'll see the difference in no time. Fluxtion reduction Pam ;) |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by sandie99 on Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:41am Hmmmm.... 5 people has asked me lately what I want for Christmas. Let's see now... 1. Patricia Cornwell's Trace 2. USA travel guide 3. PF Christmas holiday (I am a realist) 4. One of those hunks in earlier replies.... ;;D 5. Peace on Earth.... ;) See, I don't want much... [smiley=crackup.gif] Best wishes, sandie99 |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by eyes_afire on Nov 22nd, 2004, 12:06pm Quote:
To be happy --- Steve |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Tom K on Nov 22nd, 2004, 12:15pm The one thing I really want for Christmas is PFDAN for all of us for the rest of our lives. Other than that, I'm pretty well set. Just seeing the look on my wife's face when she opens a box from Tiffany's is pretty much all I need. T |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Melissa on Nov 22nd, 2004, 12:39pm on 11/21/04 at 18:15:08, Cathi04 wrote:
Cathi, that was the sweetest thing a friend has ever said to me in a long long time! You are such a dear! :D Alas, the cost of gas for our 1 ton truck for hauling to and from Portland ,from WI, would better be used toward the purchase of one from here. ;) I love ya for bein so kind tho! :-* :)mel |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by stevek on Nov 22nd, 2004, 12:46pm World Peace would be nice but I would settle for peace in my house - two teenagers are making it a little rough right now. Oh, and head high surf, 70F temp, and glassy conditions on Xmas day would be nice. At least when I'm surfing with the teenagers we are not arguing. |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Svenn on Nov 22nd, 2004, 1:06pm What i wants for christmas? QUALITY-TIME WITH THE FAMILY AND A PF CHRISTMAS-WEEKEND TO ALL IN CLUSTERVILLE Svenn |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by TomM on Nov 22nd, 2004, 1:25pm BJ and a Steak... ;;D Like most guys. |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by EBaby on Nov 22nd, 2004, 1:54pm I would like to hear my Dad tell old stories again, I would like to hear him say ! Gal your spending your wheels again, or to tell me my tail is to long LOL! I would like to see dad do his silly dance in the kitchen floor and hear him laugh when Mom gets mad because he is being silly :-) I would like to see my Mom backing cakes and cooking again ! She loved cooking. I would like to see her shake the mop at Dad and yell at him if he didn't get off her wet kitchen floor he would be wearing the mop LOL! I would like to see my two grandchildren who live with God now. I would like to hold them one more time. I could use a sloppy kiss from my little dog Taco to. |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Donna_D. on Nov 22nd, 2004, 2:11pm Cash....and lots of it. Oh, and for Santa to mix up the name tags and I get Tom K's wife's present from Tiffany's! ;) DD |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by echo on Nov 22nd, 2004, 2:38pm Quote:
A hummer. edited to get the quote to work correctly |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Jonny on Nov 22nd, 2004, 2:53pm A god damn set of bottom teef I dont have to glue in, man, I fucking hate that shit!!!! ............................jonny |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by don on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:03pm Quote:
Please dont. 8) |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Jonny on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:06pm on 11/22/04 at 15:03:51, don wrote:
For some reason I knew you would pop that ugly ass head up, pop it up a little higher and I'll fucking take it off! Opps ;;D |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:30pm 1. That everyone here get what they want for Christmas. Especially Elaine and Eyes(Steve) 2. A Pitbull and a Rottweiller with a BADDD attitude. 3. A pair of Jonny's boots. 4. a boning knife. 5. A machine gun. 6. bottle of arsenic. 7. Bag of cement 8. AK47 9. couple of dozen rattlesnakes 10. Baseball bat 11. 10-pound ballpean hammer. 12. Kerosene and some matches. [smiley=bloos.gif] Linda |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by don on Nov 22nd, 2004, 3:40pm Linda would also like a free membership to Green Peace. She was just to shy to ask. |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 22nd, 2004, 4:21pm on 11/22/04 at 15:30:24, Linda_Howell wrote:
Isn't that jonnys' Christmas list? |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Hirvimaki on Nov 22nd, 2004, 4:37pm I couldn't think of anything I want. So I Googled "Best Christmas Gift" and got this: Quote:
So there ya go. Hirvimaki-Isi |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Nov 22nd, 2004, 7:18pm At this point, I think what I personally want more than any other gift would be the chance to meet you folks face to face. You've all given me the gift of yourselves through this board and PM's and I thank you for that. Perhaps one day my wish will come true. After that, I wish PF days and nights for each of you and that you all get what you've asked for, except for Linda, whose list scares the beejesus out of me! ;;D Whatever she's planning sounds like somebody's in trouble - makes me hope I'm not the one. Carol |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by AAF123 on Nov 22nd, 2004, 10:41pm Okay, I go to a lot of boards related to headache and thsese have got to be some of the BEST...most unusual answers I've read in a long freaken time with reference to this question. It just goes to show you that when the board has a lot of males in attendance, things are well.....different. :P I want to be p/f and off of all these weirdo medications! Then I would like to go on a really great vacation with my hubby. |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Jeepgun on Nov 23rd, 2004, 8:25am Linda, um... I'm going to stay out of your way. LOL |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Melissa on Nov 23rd, 2004, 8:59am on 11/22/04 at 15:30:24, Linda_Howell wrote:
Ok Linda, I can give you number 4, 7, 10, 11 and 12, but the rest you're gonna have to get from someone else. I'm gonna have to ship them by some dudes semi due to the USPS does not ship flammable liquids. :-/ I'll put it in with his load in the trailer and write down the license plate number. Then you'll have to go to a particular place of business at a certain time, make sure you hide in the bushes, and then when the dudes not lookin, go into the trailer and get the stuff. Make sure you do not get locked in there for oxygen is limited (don't ask me how I know this). If ya need arsenic, I suppose I could go to the local Fleet Farm and pick you up some from the stock animals dept., since they carry lots of stuff for people with farms... Ok, if I think of anything else, I'll let ya know. |
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Title: Linda Post by Testy1 on Nov 23rd, 2004, 9:39am If you really want an AK then I'm your boy. They are waaaaay too common over here. Would you like the semi-auto version or would you like to go whole hog with the rock-n-roll variety? ;;D There is also the highly popular option of the RPG launcher and they come in a variety of styles and colors to suit any decor. Jack |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Tom K on Nov 23rd, 2004, 9:40am Don't mess with arsenic, too dangerous for you. Give them some roasted apple seeds...nice little packets of cyanide and you don't expose yourself to any bad things. ;;D The seed of the apple converts to cyanide when exposed to high heat. Now you have learned something, today! T |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by becky8 on Nov 23rd, 2004, 9:59am I want for Christmas Is of course NO MORE CH for any of us!!! Next I want to meet someone face to face on this BOARD!!!! Wendy akabecky6 |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:25am on 11/23/04 at 09:40:26, Tom K wrote:
Wow!!! I don't know if I really wanted to know that. |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Jeepgun on Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:27am Wow... I'll just blame it on a cluster headache attack: "I'M SORRY FOR STABBING YOU 426 TIMES MAN, BUT YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING HEADACHE!!" [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 23rd, 2004, 1:14pm O.K, O.K. guys. I apologize for my list (and I was having such a good time with it too) No Carol..."you're not the ONE" lol It was just my way of venting. All the suggestions on how to be an anarchist can stop stop now. lol It might give someone with that kind of a constitution some ideas. sheesh! [smiley=oops.gif] Linda |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by cschick on Nov 23rd, 2004, 7:59pm hmmmm, I just read through this post and LMAO! It amazes me how we clusterheads can just run amok on a subject. crack me up! Karen |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by echo on Nov 24th, 2004, 12:03am 30 minutes ago I was full of smart ass things to request for Christmas - actually I think I asked for a hummer. All I want now is for cancer to leave my older brother the hell alone. |
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Title: Re: what do you want for Christmas? Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 24th, 2004, 8:52am on 11/24/04 at 00:03:06, echo wrote:
I wish I was Santa.. :'( I'd love to take care of that request. Very selfless and noble. |
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