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(Message started by: ClusterChuck on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:12am)
Title: Fight time!!!!
Post by ClusterChuck on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:12am
DonnaD has fake boobs!

Jonny likes men.

Don sucks. (AND swallows, and gargles!)

Thomas wears a bra.

Jayne is really a guy in drag. (Who has a fetish for shoes and closets.)

BillyJ really has just "stick on" tattoos.

Nani is a nympho.

Mel is a midget lover.

Charlie works for the Soviet government.

Cootie can wear out a cucumber in one sitting.

MarkC is a hillbilly who finally graduated third grade by his 35th birthday.

Broomie does the "nasty" with her broomstick.

Bec has an intimate and ongoing affair with Jose Cuervo.

GrannySweetBoy is a meegrainer.

Frank really drives a Yugo.

Chuck

edited to correct spelling.
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:17am
Chuck is looking to get into a same sex marraige...



and he blows!!



DD
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by ClusterChuck on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:19am
Hey, watch it, you fake titted wench!!!  I would say you suck, but we all already know that!

So BITE ME!!!!

Chuck
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:22am
I would bite you, you over the hill thong wearing DRAG QUEEN...but rumor has it...

YOU PREFER MEN!!


And if I suck, at least I suck better than YOU!!


DD who ha picture proof that Chuck KNOWS they are real!!



LOL!!


DD
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Jonny on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:47am

on 11/21/04 at 05:22:30, Donna_D. wrote:
you over the hill thong wearing DRAG QUEEN...but rumor has it...
YOU PREFER MEN!!


Nuff said
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:50am
Round 1

Donna exclaims, there's "gold in them thar hills" with "proof is in the pudding" picture.

Chuck seems to be asking for personal, hands-on reevalution of all evidence, including new pictures taken.  He's appears to be still standing in there despite poke in the eye from Donna's... allegation of "real ones".  

Staying wide-eyed posted in case "evidence" submitted, though proof of Donna's accusation of Chuck as "drag queen" requires no substantiation.  


Kevin M
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Melissa on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:50am

on 11/21/04 at 05:12:37, ClusterChuck wrote:
Mel is a midget lover.

I am so over that phase!  Now I love bald, 9ft, mohawked, toothless firefighters. [smiley=inlove.gif]
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by ClusterChuck on Nov 21st, 2004, 9:07am

on 11/21/04 at 05:22:30, Donna_D. wrote:
DD who ha picture proof that Chuck KNOWS they are real!!


http://www.clusterheadaches.com/nashville/nashville105.jpg

Shoot, if you are referring to this pic, this is how I KNOW they are fake!!!  I know a lumpy fake, when I grab one!

Fake TITTIES!!!

Chuck
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 21st, 2004, 10:00am
Chuck,

Your feeble attempt, while to the untrained eye may APPEAR to substantiate your claim, in fact PROVES otherwise....


Note the droop factor....you don't get that with silicon ;)


Note the pink thong on your hat...Hmmmm wonder who was right.......


ME!!


Now why don't you go listen to some Judy Garland or eat quiche or something.... flower arranging...HELL I don't know what you people do for fun!!  ;;D


;)



DD


EDITED TO ADD:



BITE ME QUEENIE!!
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by don on Nov 21st, 2004, 10:06am
Dear Mr. Chuck,

I am pleased to inform you that your application to the L Street Bath House has been recieved and accepted by all the fellas. (giggle giggle). Everyone is excited about having you. Hurry on down for your initiation you big sissy you. (giggle, giggle).

Yours in lotion and bubbles.
Lance
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 21st, 2004, 10:09am

on 11/21/04 at 10:06:49, don wrote:
Dear Mr. Chuck,

I am pleased to inform you that your application to the L Street Bath House has been recieved and accepted by all the fellas. (giggle giggle). Everyone is excited about having you. Hurry on down for your initiation you big sissy you. (giggle, giggle).

Yours in lotion and bubbles.
Lance



And you think that Chuck thinks this is a BAD THING...


Wake up and smell the pansies, Don...


DD
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by don on Nov 21st, 2004, 10:18am
He will will when he meets the iniater. His Majesty Bruno "the schlong" Ripapart.
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Jonny on Nov 21st, 2004, 10:21am
Oh God!, not Bruno....(The horror!)  [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by don on Nov 21st, 2004, 10:25am
Speaking of colonoscopies.

Bruno got his official certification from EBay last week.

He will be running a clinic on Chucks initiation night. Guess who has the first in line reservation Chuckie?
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 21st, 2004, 10:42am

on 11/21/04 at 10:18:17, don wrote:
He will will when he meets the iniater. His Majesty Bruno "the schlong" Ripapart.




...and still...I do NOT think this will deter  Chuck from requesting an application to become a llifepartner Lifetime member.


A swing and a miss...strike two.




DD
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 21st, 2004, 2:17pm
Chuck...yer a chicken!!  Bwaaack  Bwaaack...

You started this...

LOL!

DD
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by BlueMeanie on Nov 21st, 2004, 2:31pm
Hey Chuck. You are one crazy mofo.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Carl_D on Nov 21st, 2004, 2:33pm
Thanks to this thread, I am still wiping up the coffee that shot out of my nose!

You guys are sick! I love you all!!!

ROTFLMMFAO,
Carl D
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by thomas on Nov 21st, 2004, 3:00pm
Hey, Chuckles............... blow me.  [smiley=tongue2.gif]
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Nov 21st, 2004, 3:08pm

on 11/21/04 at 15:00:58, thomas wrote:
Hey, Chuckles............... blow me.  [smiley=tongue2.gif]


Careful what you wish for Thomas!.... ;;D
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Ronny on Nov 21st, 2004, 3:28pm

on 11/21/04 at 14:31:18, BlueMeanie wrote:
Hey Chuck. You are one crazy mofo.  [smiley=laugh.gif]



I second that, LMAO
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 21st, 2004, 4:38pm
A Yugo???  [smiley=hewey.gif] Dammit, it's an EDSEL!! Get it right, for cryin' out loud!  [smiley=laugh.gif]








Ya' FELCHER!

[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by broomhilda on Nov 21st, 2004, 5:08pm
Dems ain't no fighting words... ;;D

Try harder Chuck [smiley=laugh.gif]

:-*
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by ClusterChuck on Nov 21st, 2004, 7:01pm

on 11/21/04 at 10:00:50, Donna_D. wrote:
Note the droop factor....you don't get that with silicon ;)


Yes you do, especially when you get a cheap WalMart implant!  Verdict: Cheap, lumpy, droopy, and most of all FAKE!!!


on 11/21/04 at 10:18:17, don wrote:
He will will when he meets the iniater. His Majesty Bruno "the schlong" Ripapart.


OH!!!  Now I am excited!!!!  Sorry for the rest of you guys, but once that stud muffin, Bruno, has ME, he will have no interest in the rest of you!  Once he has the best ...


on 11/21/04 at 15:00:58, thomas wrote:
Hey, Chuckles............... blow me.  [smiley=tongue2.gif]


Quit trying to make sweet talk to me, we are fighting!!!



on 11/21/04 at 17:08:44, broomhilda wrote:
Dems ain't no fighting words... ;;D

Try harder Chuck [smiley=laugh.gif]

:-*


OK, how about:
Broomie does the "nasty" with her electric broomstick, on stage, for tips.



on 11/21/04 at 14:31:18, BlueMeanie wrote:
Hey Chuck. You are one crazy mofo.  [smiley=laugh.gif]


Tell us something that we DIDN'T know!!!  And where is the problem here?

Chuck
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 21st, 2004, 7:55pm
Round 2

It appears Chuck's retort implies he is experienced in taking on all "comers".  He's been able to absorb blow after blow, swallowing hard and getting back up to toss his hair back, strut the cat walk footlights, snap his jock strap and show his fanny to the left, to the right and letting all know he has the oral capabilities for those who want to "hang in there".  


Kevin M
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Ree on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:02pm
I paint my kitchen for a couple of days... and its like a DAY AT THE FARKLES........... SHEESH YOU GUYS... WHEN ARE Y'ALL GOIN ON JERRY SPRINGER..........?   REE
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by nani on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:10pm
Fight time? Chuckles darlin'...as you have guessed...I'm a lover, not a fighter.   ;;D
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by ClusterChuck on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:42pm

on 11/21/04 at 20:10:05, nani wrote:
Fight time? Chuckles darlin'...as you have guessed...I'm a lover, not a fighter.   ;;D


Damnit, Nani, I am trying to start a fight here!  You are not playing fair!!!  You are suppose to get mad at me, and call me nasty names, or try to insult me!

Now dernit, play by the rules (that change at my whim)!!!!

Chuck
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Melissa on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:48pm
Walmart makes silicone boobs now?  Wow!  Where the hell have I been???


Oh yeah, Chuck, you arsehole, shut your piehole! :P




f'ing censors
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by thomas on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:57pm
Kevin, yer killin' me........ LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by broomhilda on Nov 21st, 2004, 9:02pm

on 11/21/04 at 19:55:15, Kevin_M wrote:
Round 2

It appears Chuck's retort implies he is experienced in taking on all "comers".  He's been able to absorb blow after blow, swallowing hard and getting back up to toss his hair back, strut the cat walk footlights, snap his jock strap and show his fanny to the left, to the right and letting all know he has the oral capabilities for those who want to "hang in there".  


Kevin M



[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]LMAO Kevin

ps- Chuck you still suck :P
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Charlie on Nov 21st, 2004, 9:03pm

Quote:
Charlie works for the Soviet government


You're right Chuck and look what happened to them.  I think I'll join the Bush team.

Charlie.... Hey Chuck: http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/kiss.gif
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by thomas on Nov 21st, 2004, 9:05pm
Chuck, you are just jealous, because the last time we saw each other, you "finished" before I did........


;)

thomas........... long on stamina.  ;;D
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 21st, 2004, 9:48pm

on 11/21/04 at 05:12:37, ClusterChuck wrote:
Jayne is really a guy in drag. (Who has a fetish for shoes and closets.)

I know you're used to some pretty boys Chuck but I've noticed  the "Y" in her jeans genes and she is up to her eyes with an "X" rating that mesmerizes the "I's" in immeasurably implicit  illuminating  incitement, indicative of ideal impressable imagination.  ... or else I'm gay.



Quote:
Cootie can wear out a cucumber in one sitting.
 Yeah, she sat and wore it out trying to get it peeled smooth enough for you.



Quote:
Broomie does the "nasty" with her broomstick.
 Now Chuck, I wouldn't call letting you test its magic "nasty", more like "supportive".


Kevin M

*more appropriate word correction
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by thomas on Nov 21st, 2004, 9:54pm

on 11/21/04 at 21:48:31, Kevin_M wrote:
I know you're used to some pretty boys Chuck but I've checked out the "Y" in her jeans genes and she is up to her eyes with an "X" rating that mesmerizes the "I's" in immeasurably implicit  illuminating  incitement, indicative of ideal impressable imagination.  ... or else I'm gay.

What he's saying is, Chuck, a dude in drag couldn't possibly be 100th as good looking as Jayne, no matter what hormone or sugical treatment he may have endured.
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Jayne on Nov 21st, 2004, 10:27pm
well you are a sweetheart Thomas, but the fact is I am a man in drag.
That night at convention when Chuck dressed up and bared his arse  for all to see is a night I will never forget.

There I was looking upon what would usually give me a boner for weeks if it were any other man. Yet the sight of Chuck's pasty, saggy, white, pipmply buttocks have left me chronically flacid since then.  So I suppose now would be the time to get my now useless willy hacked off and trade in for a wagina.
So I suppose we can say that Chuck helped me make that final leap to become a woman.

At least he's good for something around here.
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by cootie on Nov 21st, 2004, 11:45pm
I'll bet Chucks hot tub water looks like potato soup and he's the only one ever in it. Pickles Pam



Blahhhhhhh-ha-ha-ha Kevin.....too funny !
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 21st, 2004, 11:57pm
BWAHAHAHA!! Kevin and Jayne.... OMG!! Too funny.

Chuck, watch out for dudes with "helter skelter eyes" driving around in Yugos.  [smiley=sgrin.gif]
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Melissa on Nov 22nd, 2004, 7:38am
Donna, I'm sorry, but that is just sick.  And I certainly don't mean it in a good way. [smiley=nono.gif]

:-[
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by nani on Nov 22nd, 2004, 7:58am
I gotta go with Mel on that...it's just not right. Wish I could get my hands on whoever took those pics. >:(
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 22nd, 2004, 9:09am
Don't blame me ladies...Blame Ebaum.


DD
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Melissa on Nov 22nd, 2004, 9:18am

on 11/22/04 at 09:09:20, Donna_D. wrote:
Don't blame me ladies...Blame Ebaum.


DD

Why?  Did ebaum post it here on this message board??

That's news to me.  

Look, it'd be different if you had maybe posted a cartoon baby, but I have a son around that baby's age and it just disgusted me.  Using, as well as posting, little kids in reference to sexual innuendo is just wrong in my eyes.

Nevermind, I'm done with this thread. :(
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 22nd, 2004, 9:24am
This is supposed to be a play fight, not a real one.


No offense intended...post removed.


DD
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 22nd, 2004, 9:28am
I feel so left out of this fight.

Well.... That's OK because

YOU ALL SUCK!!!!
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by don on Nov 22nd, 2004, 10:53am
Hey thats my line!
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by nani on Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:36am
Thanks Donna. I was not offended by you, just the person who took that pic. I have always been extremely opposed to using children in any way associated with sexual behavior. People do it all the time and it just makes me ill.
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by sandie99 on Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:37am
I wasn't on the list, jee!  ;;D
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by cootie on Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:46am
PS: I think that baby was druellin over a door stop.....and someone got pics of it doin it when it'd crawl down the hallway. Kinda like baby goats do with buckets with a nurseing area. Kids.......there goofy that way. Goatless nowdays Pam
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:55am

on 11/22/04 at 11:46:14, cootie wrote:
PS: I think that baby was druellin over a door stop.....and someone got pics of it doin it when it'd crawl down the hallway. Kinda like baby goats do with buckets with a nurseing area. Kids.......there goofy that way. Goatless nowdays Pam



Thanks, Pam...I thought it was funny too...



DD
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Big Dan on Nov 22nd, 2004, 12:40pm
-Big http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/BigDanCCG/Smileys/sign15.gif
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Melissa on Nov 22nd, 2004, 12:45pm

on 11/22/04 at 09:24:56, Donna_D. wrote:
This is supposed to be a play fight, not a real one.


No offense intended...post removed.


DD

Thank you Donna, I appreciate that you did that.

:)mel
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 22nd, 2004, 4:24pm

on 11/22/04 at 12:40:13, Big Dan wrote:
-Big http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/BigDanCCG/Smileys/sign15.gif


Pacifist... ;;D
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by don on Nov 22nd, 2004, 4:31pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/BigDanCCG/Smileys/sign15.gif

If it weren't for that I'd be paying for my morning coffee with British Pounds.
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 22nd, 2004, 5:22pm
You mean your tea?!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Big Dan on Nov 22nd, 2004, 6:06pm
Fine.

You all suck.


Ball-lickers.







-Big Scrote
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 22nd, 2004, 6:32pm

on 11/22/04 at 18:06:13, Big Dan wrote:
Fine.

You all suck.


Ball-lickers.




-Big Scrote


...yet another statement that I do not think Chuck would be offended by....


DD
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 22nd, 2004, 6:32pm

on 11/22/04 at 16:31:56, don wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/BigDanCCG/Smileys/sign15.gif

If it weren't for that I'd be paying for my morning coffee with British Pounds.


Regardless of the currency used....you still suck


DD
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Jonny on Nov 22nd, 2004, 6:36pm

on 11/22/04 at 18:32:54, Donna_D. wrote:
Regardless of the currency used....you still suck


DD


DITTO!!!!!!

Edit.....And BLOW!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Nov 22nd, 2004, 7:10pm
Everybody knows you can't suck and blow at the same time! ;;D

That mean man, Chuck, called me a meegrainer!  Does he not know that paybacks can and will be a b**ch?  Just because I live north of your border doesn't mean I can't hunt ya down.
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by nani on Nov 22nd, 2004, 7:24pm

Quote:
doesn't mean I can't hunt ya down.


ooh - ooh,  hunt him down Carol! And kick his butt!! ;;D
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 23rd, 2004, 8:43am
Sheesh.... I was being followed around at an international goodwill party in Tokyo, by a Canadian who kept talking at me about Canada and the United States. I was more interested in talking with the gorgeous Japanese woman who was minding the bar, but I couldn't shake Mr. Cock-Blocker. He said, "The United States and Canada have the oldest uncontested border in history." I finally had had enough and decided to be the Ugly American: I dryly replied, "It's not our fault you guys can't raise an army." He gaped at me, then turned around and walked off, and I had a lovely evening with the lovely lady that was tending the bar.

In International Goodwill,
-Bad Boy  ;;D
Title: Re: Fight time!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 23rd, 2004, 7:43pm
I'm not done fighting yet!

Allright...who's next?


DD with a 'tude


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