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(Message started by: nani on Nov 17^th, 2004, 11:02pm)

Title: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by nani on Nov 17^th, 2004, 11:02pm

"Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest."
- Mark Twain

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by Mr. Happy on Nov 17^th, 2004, 11:17pm

"Get Lots while you're young."
-a Real Estate salesman

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Nov 17^th, 2004, 11:22pm

11/17: "Happy Divorce" to my ex-husband....

11/18: "Happy Birthday" to my ex-husband....

11/19: "Happy Conviction" to (yeah, you guessed it).....

it was a busy three days that year....

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 18^th, 2004, 8:48am

"Don't hold your farts in, because they'll travel up your spine and into your brain, and this is where shitty ideas come from." [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by LeLimey on Nov 18^th, 2004, 8:53am

I love that!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Here is one I try (and fail) to live by :~

It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.

Signed
The Idiot

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by Ruth on Nov 18^th, 2004, 8:55am

It is easy to dodge a spear you can see, difficult to guard against an arrow shot from hiding.

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 18^th, 2004, 8:58am

That's why I far prefer beltfed weapons, Ruth. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 18^th, 2004, 8:59am

'I need T.P. for my bunghole!!!!!'- Beavis and Butthead

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by LeLimey on Nov 18^th, 2004, 9:03am

okay EE.. 'splain! That one went striaght over my head.. I must really learn to speak English eh?!

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 18^th, 2004, 9:09am

LOL! That's from an American cartoon called "Beavis & Butthead," Helen.

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by nani on Nov 18^th, 2004, 12:38pm

You know I started these posts to give folks something to think about. When I teach kids older than age 10, I use them on the board as a chance to get them thinking. It never occured to me that a Beavis and Butthead quote would appear on one. Life's full o' surprises I guess. BTW I know Mike Judge (B&b, King of The Hill creator) casually and I still haven't figured out which one is modeled after him. A little of both I think. :)

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 18^th, 2004, 12:46pm

I seriousely think that those characters were modeled after me and my best buddy from high (And I mean 'High') School.

LeLimey...
If you have a really weird sense of humor, You really need to find some DVDs of Beavis and Butthead. Don't watch it with the kids though. And while You're at it, find some episodes of South Park. Same kind of humor.

Title: Re: Quote for the day (a bit early) Thu 11/18
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 18^th, 2004, 1:48pm

ROFLMAO, Pat! Me too... My friend Richard and I were pretty dumb and ALWAYS stoned... LOL!