|
||||||
|
Title: Womens breasts Post by forgetfulnot on Nov 16th, 2004, 10:07pm Why is this such a BIG deal, they have em, we know they have em, some like to flaunt them. So what. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 16th, 2004, 10:26pm Are you GAY? DD who flaunts what she gots. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by E-Double on Nov 16th, 2004, 10:28pm "Not like there's anything wrong with that..." I'm an A$$ man ;) |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Redd715 on Nov 16th, 2004, 10:29pm on 11/16/04 at 22:07:56, forgetfulnot wrote:
and the point is?..... ;;D ;) |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Sisyphus on Nov 16th, 2004, 10:48pm Ah yes breasts, modified to mimic buttocks in an upright walking primate consequently both the a$$ man and the Flinstone are talking about the same thing but from a different perspective. Unfortunately, Redd, there is a part of the male brain that randomly fires and activates sign stimulus response mechanism at the very mention of the word breasts let alone the sight. Like being a clusterhead, asking about the point is not really relevant, it just is and we have to live with the consequences :o |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by nani on Nov 16th, 2004, 10:49pm Is it that you would like some for yourself forgetful? My sister knows a great surgeon... ;;D |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by cschick on Nov 16th, 2004, 10:57pm I have great boobs... wanna see? [smiley=girlflash.gif] made ya look! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 16th, 2004, 11:18pm on 11/16/04 at 22:07:56, forgetfulnot wrote:
.....were you a breast-fed child? DD |
||||||
|
Title: Titties Post by Mr. Happy on Nov 17th, 2004, 12:12am Where's Big Dan when you need him? Now _there's_ a man that can appreciate a fine set of hooters. I'm all for tits, RJ |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by echo on Nov 17th, 2004, 12:55am Basically I think men are hard wired for tits. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Charlie on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:48am http://www.eliseerotic.com/dvdsamples1/dvdsamples024.jpg Does this from my desktop look like a guy obsessed with breasts to you? ::) Charlie...who likes the whole picture. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by pubgirl on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:56am It is one of the few bits of my body that I rather like, and I never had any when I was younger so I enjoy them now I've got some. I don't exactly "get my tits out for the lads" but I do wear low cut tops sometimes ;;D Should I keep them covered then? W the B |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by BobG on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:51am on 11/17/04 at 03:56:13, pubgirl wrote:
Can't answer that until we see them. Pix please. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2004, 5:43am on 11/17/04 at 04:51:03, BobG wrote:
Perv! What's your email addy? *snicker* ;) DD |
||||||
|
Title: forgetfulnot Post by Testy1 on Nov 17th, 2004, 6:02am How can you SAY something like that? Infintely variable in size, shape and firmness but always delightful. Boobs are one of nature's greatest inventions. Semi-revealed, completely bare, pushed up, pressed together, or any other way they're presented. When I stop looking at tits someone needs to push me in a hole and shovel dirt on me 'cause I'm surely dead no matter what else is going on. ;;D Did you have a bad experience with boobs as a child? Were you attacked by a pair? :D Why this terrible disregard of boobs? All the best Jack |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Svenn on Nov 17th, 2004, 7:42am on 11/17/04 at 03:56:13, pubgirl wrote:
on 11/17/04 at 04:51:03, BobG wrote:
With you on this one BobG ;;D ;;D Svenn |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Kevin_M on Nov 17th, 2004, 7:59am on 11/16/04 at 22:07:56, forgetfulnot wrote:
Quote:
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. - Lana Turner Quote:
Kevin M |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Opus on Nov 17th, 2004, 8:02am I think every part a woman is to be viewed with wonder and amazement. It used to be that seeing a woman's leg exposed would drop mens jaws. Now this is common place. For me seeing any of the parts of someone special makes my mouth water. Opus/Paul |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by john_d on Nov 17th, 2004, 8:11am The big deal? If you have to ask, you don't know. Thank God for boobs. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 8:33am Women... Such beautiful, lovely, wonderful, fascinating creatures... *happy sigh* As for what is most appealing to me, gimme a woman with pretty eyes, sweet and kind, and who has a set of legs like Catharine Bach. *pant pant* |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by cschick on Nov 17th, 2004, 8:46am I have to actually reply to this post and not being the smartass that I usually am. I had an EXTREMELY large chest until a year ago November 12. I had a breast reduction last year on that day and have never been sad or upset that I did it. I went from 42DDD to a 36-38C. Never going to regret it! We know you boys enjoy them and just to let you know we enjoy you enjoying them too. My husband was a little upset when I told him the twins were going to be downsized being a boob man, but once he saw the new "girls" all healed up and perky he was once again a VERY happy man. I will never quite understand the fascination with them but I sure do like to flaunt my perky little "bumps" now! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2004, 8:47am on 11/17/04 at 08:11:36, john_d wrote:
AMEN!! Just think of how many names you men HAVE for boobs... Here's your chance.... What is YOUR favorite name for Breasts/Boobs/Ta Ta's? DD |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by cschick on Nov 17th, 2004, 8:49am my hubby calls them "gazungas" - what the hell is that? |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2004, 8:52am on 11/17/04 at 08:49:21, cschick wrote:
I think they call that Love, sweetie! DD |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Melissa on Nov 17th, 2004, 8:54am on 11/17/04 at 07:59:19, Kevin_M wrote:
Ooooooooooo, I LIKE this saying! [smiley=mellow.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:03am I googled the word boobs and came up with over 36 million hits.... Here is one list I found of alternative names. Angel Cakes Apples Balloons Bangers Bangles Bassoons Baubles Bazongas Bazooms Beacons Bean Bags Bebops Betty Boops Big Boppers Bikini Stuffers Billibongs Blinkers Bonbons Bongos Boobies Bottles Boulders Boulders Bronskis Bullets Bumpers Butterbags Butterballs Cannon Balls Cantaloupes Carumbas Casabas Cha-Chas Chimichongas Coconuts Dirigibles Double Whammies Dueling Banjos Dumplings Dunes Ear Muffs Eggplants Enchiladas Flapjacks Flesh Bulbs Flesh Melons Floaters Fog Lights Fun Bags Gagas Gazingas Gazongas Glands Globes Grapefruits Guavas Hand Warmers Headlamps Headlights Hills Honeydews Honkers Hoohas Hooters Hottentots Huffies Humdingers Jaboos Jawbreakers Jibs Jugs Jumbos Kazongas Knobs Knockers Kumquats Lactoids Loaves Loblollies Love Bubbles Love Melons Love Muffins Lulus Lungs Macaroons Mambos Mangos Marangos Marimbas Mau Maus Meat Loaves Meatballs Melons Milk Cans Milk Shakes Milk Wagons Mountains Muffins Mulligans Nancies Nectarines Niblets Ninnies Nippers Nodules Noogies Nubbies Oranges Orbs Ottomans Pagodas Palookas Papayas Parabolas Paw Patties Peaches Peaks Pears Peepers Pillows Pips Pointer Sisters Pompons Potatoes PT Boats Pumpkins Rangoons Rib Cushions Roundies Sandbags Scones Scoops Shakers Shimmies Silos Skin Sacks Snuggle Pups Spheres Spongecakes Spuds Stacks Sweater Meat Sweet Rolls Swingers Tamales Tatas Teats Tetons Tidbits Titters Titties Tomatoes Tooters Torpedoes Twangers Twin Peaks Twofers Umlauts Waldos Warheads Watermelons Whoppers Wobblers Wongas Yabbos Yams Zeppelins LOL!! DD |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Mac_Muz on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:07am At first I took this as childish non-sence, and then seemingly delightful as a thread.. The "leg bit" really got to me and I was laughing out loud. I am a lot of things, and one of these is a student of history. As such I find out some of the strangest things by chance and with no intent. During the 18th century a women was considered a trollop if her ankels or elbows showed, but breasts were an everyday deal and no one thought a thing of fully exposed breasts... What a bummer huh? LOL Mac |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Kevin_M on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:12am on 11/17/04 at 09:03:22, Donna_D. wrote:
uh... jonny, glad you've been mentioning it in the singular form, otherwise any replies I may have posted have been WAY off track. ;;D Kevin M |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by thomas on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:18am ::) :-X |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by echo on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:18am on 11/17/04 at 09:03:22, Donna_D. wrote:
I've always liked - Major League Fun Cushions |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:19am Big, Small, Pointy, Droopy, What ever.... Boobs are boobs and If I get a chance to see one or two, I'm looking. I don't go out of my way to look (that would get me in trouble), but I take advantage when they're there to be looked at. BTW: Although my wife is rather well endowed, I prefer smaller ones. She is actually considering the reduction thing and I have no problem with that. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:45am Small breasts RULE!! :) Besides, breasts are just advertising for the Main Event. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by BobG on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:57am on 11/17/04 at 09:19:13, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
It is great she is having the reduction now while she is young. Then when she hits the big 50 she won't have to have them shortened. ::) |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Bob P on Nov 17th, 2004, 10:07am I tried to scam the ladies into sending me their pictures for my "Cluster Boobies" picture page and wound up with this: http://pahlow.net/ch/boobies.htm Figures! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by pubgirl on Nov 17th, 2004, 10:12am You Bobs crack me up You should do a double act [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 10:13am http://ilikeboobies.com/ |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Melissa on Nov 17th, 2004, 10:46am on 11/17/04 at 10:13:47, Jeepgun wrote:
Frank! What adorable boobies those are!!! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2004, 10:51am on 11/17/04 at 09:45:07, Jeepgun wrote:
Yeah Frank...but I bet you still look at the big ones ;) DD |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 10:54am on 11/17/04 at 10:51:23, Donna_D. wrote:
Very true. Mari once elbowed me in the ribs when I was looking at some buxom young lass in the mall, who was quite revealingly dressed. I looked at Mari and said, "Hey, if they come here to show it, I come here to see it!" [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by sandie99 on Nov 17th, 2004, 11:04am Chey, I wonder why there still are women who want to know if they are just a pair of tits to men... ::) |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2004, 11:08am Breasts Through The Ages Or - Thanks for the mammaries. Ah …The breast. So many varieties. They are everywhere these days. Turn on the computer and up pops an ad. Breasts. Turn on the television and the characters are active. Breasts. Breasts in magazines, advertisements, everywhere. Breasts have a history of their own. Yes, they rate their own history. During the ancient history of women, the breasts are displayed to their finest, in empire styles, toga wraps, and bodices that hinted or presented the bust line in all its glory. Gowns accentuated the female form, for the most part. Displaying the breast wasn’t taboo and often, servants and women bound for the games went without covering. Much of the art from our ancient past depicts the breast as a thing of both beauty and functionality. As Christianity swept the lands, the idea of modesty became part of religious behavior. Women in different areas hid breasts, legs and form, although style always allowed the most chic yet desirable bodices. The painting which portrays Mary breastfeeding the infant Jesus, with her Divine breasts, brought about the power / erotic responses from men. They felt the power of fathering so that the breasts would fill with milk, combined with the erotic nature of breasts and nipples as an extension of sensuality. "The man is happy who can fill you with milk, and who can transform the virgin breasts into a beautiful and perfect woman." In a poem written by Clemant Merot in the 16th century. The combination of erotic with power gave breasts an advantage that the phallus had with the much earlier religious rites involving penis worship. Breasts became what men lusted after, envied and fought for. Courtly love proclaimed a woman’s breasts part of what set her in high ideal. The ability to suckle children took on a renewed importance. In the Renaissance period, breasts took on a shape matching the abundance of the time. Women of size were thought to be the most desirable. Bountiful flesh and large bosoms abound in art of the era. Moving into the Victorian era, breasts took a dive. Straight into high-neck bodices and full women’s garments. They were jammed into corsets, wrapped until reduced and otherwise stuffed away, out of sight. Modesty, Christian behavior and the dictates of the current monarchy put breasts away for quite a while. Granted the age also gave us some of the most interesting boudoir erotica and hayloft sensuality in writing, but overall it was a very modest period. The mid-twentieth century saw the breast unbound again, with thinning straps for dresses and pin up images with short shorts and scant tops. Once Twiggy burst on the scene, the rush to small breasts and skinny bodies began. Lack of womanly form and breast binding became popular and women of any curves or large bosoms sat in the background wishing for miracles. Once the century moved toward its close, breasts of all shapes and sizes became popular and women of all forms had styles which accentuated their particular shape. Breasts grew more prevalent in media and the public eye. In the last decade, we’ve seen the move to naturalize breasts once again. The heavy push of breast-feeding advocates and naturists got attention. So much attention, that the province of Ontario passed the first bill in North America to allow women the freedom to go topless. The breast has come a long way, after its repetitious journey in and out of the limelight. Dependent on religion, politics and public moral standards of each age, breasts have both shone and been hidden from site. Today the breast emerges, proud to be both the functional milk machine for infants and a sensual part of a woman’s body. Copied from http://www.sexscrolls.net/breasts.html DD |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Melissa on Nov 17th, 2004, 11:10am Well, all I gotta say is that I'm VERY attached to my boobies, and I love them. ;;D |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by PittsburghJoe on Nov 17th, 2004, 11:30am Oddly enough, even I am intrigued by a nice pair of Dirty Pillows. Something about them is mesmerizing, though I think they look better in a nice sweater than in the buff. Joe |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 11:51am On the other hand, a big ol' set of MAN TITS is just gross... [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by thomas on Nov 17th, 2004, 11:59am on 11/17/04 at 11:51:00, Jeepgun wrote:
THanks a lot Frank, that's really good for my self esteem........ :-[ |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 12:00pm ROFL! You know I wasn't talking about you, Thomas. If you want to see a man with a nasty-lookin' rack, check out Michael Moore. LOL! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by echo on Nov 17th, 2004, 12:02pm on 11/17/04 at 12:00:50, Jeepgun wrote:
Knock your self out Jeepster! As for me -- I'll pass on the Moore boobs. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by nani on Nov 17th, 2004, 12:16pm Quote:
>:(Bob - I thought I asked you not to discuss my upcoming breast shortening surgery! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jimmy_B on Nov 17th, 2004, 12:21pm on 11/17/04 at 11:51:00, Jeepgun wrote:
Moobs or Boobs...test your knowledge... http://homepage.ntlworld.com/djol/b3ta/mob.html?A=1&C=1&D=0&E=1&F=1&G=1&H=0&I=0&J=0&K=0&L=0 Warning-above site is not for the faint of heart, or those that have recently eaten. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 1:10pm Eh... I only got 11 of them right. Oh well. [smiley=laugh.gif] The total package is what counts. Diplomatically, -Frank 8) |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Ronny on Nov 17th, 2004, 1:25pm http://www.liquidgeneration.com/ A fun Boobs game. Enter and click on "Whoose boobs" ;;D I like a nice pair o titties. :P |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by becky8 on Nov 17th, 2004, 2:17pm I wasn't going to comment, but the I decided to say this I feel as long as they're REAL , thats what counts??? In this day and age not alot are!!!!! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 2:17pm Silicone boobs: WORST. IDEA. EVER! [smiley=hurl.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:13pm on 11/17/04 at 12:21:40, Jimmy_B wrote:
OK...I have heard of Manties (panties for men)... So what do these men with Moobies wear? Inquiring minds wanna laugh!! DD |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:32pm Frank, Are these the kind of little boobs you like? http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/hugeknockers.jpg |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by john_d on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:33pm According to Kramer from Seinfeld it is a tossup between the 'Bro' and 'Manseire' ;;D |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:34pm on 11/17/04 at 15:32:22, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
My GAWD!! [smiley=yikes.gif] Compared to her I belong in the IBTC!! LOL!! DD |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:35pm HOLY GOD!!! Am I wrong to be frightened? :o |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:41pm How does she stand up let alone walk?!! :o |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by john_d on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:43pm I think that falls under self-mutilation. She essentially gave herself a handicap in the name of porn. ::) |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:47pm on 11/17/04 at 15:43:13, john_d wrote:
Surely she limited her audience to those with wide screen telly's though? [smiley=huh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 3:56pm So much for being able to listen to the stereo while making love... Everything just sounds like, "Mrmph, mumph, mmmf..." [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:08pm Frank I'm sorry but I have to have serious words with you. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this but unfortunately here we are. Now I know I'm not the first to say this to you and 'm pretty sure I won't be the last because it sems you are just not capable of listening. You are just determined to ride roughshod over all our feelings so Im going to tell you very bluntly..... STOP WITH THE MENTAL IMAGES!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ROTFLMAO - You make very vivid pictures when you write, I can "see" exactly what you are saying and that is good!! (USUALLY) Sadly, "hearing" it as well is just overload for me! Helen PS Hope that pays you back for the coke spitting!!! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:10pm ROFLMAO!!! *looking appropriately chastized...* Incorrigibly Yours, -Frankosaurus Rex [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by broomhilda on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:15pm on 11/17/04 at 15:32:22, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
Now she would make a good floatation device :o ::) |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:16pm Flotation device??? I'M DROWNING!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:21pm Just looking at them gives me a frickin' nosebleed! :o (Damn, girl! What the hell did your mother feed you when you were little?!?!) LMAO! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by PittsburghJoe on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:31pm I think she should take up jogging. Though maybe a career on a trampoline would be better, not to mention a more appropriate word. Joe |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Melissa on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:33pm Ya know, unless they're filled with air, you think they'd rip right off if she jumped off the ground once... :-/ |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:36pm on 11/17/04 at 16:33:57, Melissa wrote:
yeah.. and some poor old boy about fifty miles away 'll get hit on the head and say "thanks for the mammary".. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Testy1 on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:38pm Way back on the first page I wrote some sort of wannabe eloquent praise for boobs and their goodness regardless of size. I may have to re-think that position. Good grief, that's appalling! Regards Jack |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Melissa on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:41pm on 11/17/04 at 16:36:51, LeLimey wrote:
Limey, that was baaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:44pm Mel... ;) I know!!! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:48pm This is hers. http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/bizarre/150503/bracrash.jpg |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:50pm Is that a case of more than a bandstandfull is a waste?! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by kissmyglass on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:57pm Ah...my new wallpaper |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by broomhilda on Nov 17th, 2004, 4:57pm on 11/17/04 at 16:36:51, LeLimey wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 17th, 2004, 5:04pm Joe, if she took up jogging, she'd end up looking like a concussion victim! (Two black eyes) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2004, 5:10pm on 11/17/04 at 17:04:41, Jeepgun wrote:
.....along with anyone walking in front/behind her... |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Mac_Muz on Nov 17th, 2004, 7:24pm Well......... this don't happen much, but I am speechless. Anyone have a clue as to the rent? I am pretty sure I could build my casle well with in all that, but not so sure i would ever find my way out.....Mac |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:01pm on 11/17/04 at 19:24:15, Mac_Muz wrote:
Hey Mac, You are in luck... Found a place that rents out space on boobs...(no kidding) Just go to http://www.ReadMyBoobs.com...(seriously) Warning...there are breasts there!! [smiley=eek5.gif] ) Ladies..skip this link (really) Unless you are looking for a way to best utilize your assets..LOL. Some people will do anything to make money ! LOL !!! Edited to add: I just clicked on the link and realized that ditz does it for FREE....LMMFAO!!! DD |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Mr. Happy on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:13pm on 11/17/04 at 14:17:00, becky8 wrote:
False, and I'm sure I can speak for the rest of the men here (except the lying sacks of shit that are trying to make points so they can Cop a Feel.) We Don't Give a Damn if They're Real.... Any more than we care if you're a "natural" blond. Just so long as we're Gettin Some. Tit threads are great, eh? RJ |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Redneck on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:29pm O-tay 4 pages of tits, hmmmm, damn i know what i am dealing with now. Where is the leg men???? (Curse of a short man, loves looooooooog leggggsss) remember the old tao-sing-lo-hung saying: "When you are nose to nose your toes is in it, and when you are toes to toes your nose is in it" :P oops, scuse me not politically correct, Not Tits, "breasts" :-[ |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by survivor13 on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:40pm everything is bigger in texas! ain't that right DD! this was made for the live chat room. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2004, 9:49pm on 11/17/04 at 21:40:03, survivor13 wrote:
Damn Skippy on the Bigger in Texas stuff! And about chat.... Uh...we won't go there LOL!! DD who has learned to play well with others |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Tom K on Nov 17th, 2004, 11:46pm I don't know how you women do it. If I was a woman and had those things, I'd never leave the house... ;;D T |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Mr. Happy on Nov 18th, 2004, 12:09am on 11/17/04 at 23:46:15, Tom K wrote:
I do. But that's only because I like to watch. It's got nothing to do with their tits, man. But that's a whole nuther thread, RJ |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Testy1 on Nov 18th, 2004, 3:24am on 11/17/04 at 21:13:48, Mr. Happy wrote:
Mr. Happy. You got it. My wife and daughter are constantly slamming the Bay-Watch-type women "She's half plastic!" they complain. My answer is always: "Guys don't care! As long as she isn't horribly misshapen and has no railroad-track scars or something, she'll do fine. Besides, think how bouncy she must be." ;;D These attitudes do not gain me a lot of sympathy around the house. Jack |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by pubgirl on Nov 18th, 2004, 3:32am Having never felt a pair of silicone tits, I have to ask, don't they feel different when you play with them? W |
||||||
|
Title: PubGirl Post by Testy1 on Nov 18th, 2004, 3:45am The old ones, where they put solid silicone pieces did feel weird, like a superball, or something to exercise your grip with. I asked a woman with the old style if she'd let me touch them and she agreed. Very strange sensation. My wife's comment was; "when that woman dies, they'll be unable to close the coffin." The newer ones where they use salt-water bags feel fairly natural. Jack |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by BobG on Nov 18th, 2004, 3:54am About the photo...... I didn't know skin would stretch the far. Wow! :o Bet she doesn't do much horseback riding or rock crawling in a Jeep. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by LeLimey on Nov 18th, 2004, 6:04am Never mind horseback riding or rock crawling... she'd be in severe danger cleaning windows! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Testy1 on Nov 18th, 2004, 6:25am Most of the really busty women I know complain constantly about back pain. I'd think the "juggernaut" up there would have trouble standing for more than 5 minutes at a time. Hell, that has to be a significant portion of her body-weight hung waaaay out there in front of her. The leverage must be immense. I think she'd be better off with a job she can do while horizontal. :D Jack |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by LeLimey on Nov 18th, 2004, 6:30am Yeah.. I sortof think that was the general idea too!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by cschick on Nov 18th, 2004, 8:31am man I have to say that I had horrible back, neck and shoulder pain and mine were nowhere near that size. I honestly can't even imagine the pain she must be in. I do not understand and never will understand why women get breast implants having been on the very big side before. I love my itty-bitties and wouldn't trade them for the world! a small chested Karen |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 18th, 2004, 8:35am I briefly had a girlfriend who'd had breast augmentation done. Hugging her was like hugging someone who was wearing a Roman Centurion's breastplate. They were very UNsexy. She had really nice legs though, so that made up for a lot. LOL |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Tom K on Nov 18th, 2004, 11:06am Hey Cs, answer to your question. Because people want what they don't have. Plain and simple. T |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by survivor13 on Nov 18th, 2004, 11:45am don't know about anuone else, but i have now found the perfect placed for my SHADOW FIGHTING TECH. (look at picture again) placed cold wet rag (wetter the better hehehe) gently place wrag between cleveage. gently place head on wrag and apply medium pressure. slowly have her rock side to side. ;;D |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 18th, 2004, 11:47am That sounds like a good way to get motion sickness. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Mac_Muz on Nov 18th, 2004, 12:29pm DD!< that bit on sending a message is a hoot.. or hooter, I am not so sure.. I ride motor bikes and a place I hang on line just might get a "I Love you guys. Mac" LOL...... But when I said castle I ment a stone castle... I have a castle in NorWest Scotland, well I did, as now it is no more that stone rubble. I think "the moat" that gal has might be considered as a new foundation. The thing there bweing IF I did so would I need a map to get back out.. I tip the scale soakin' wet at 150 pounds ya know, and so seeong "mounds" like those two send shivers down my spine, much like Jeepgun gets.. Seeing thingss such as this scare guys like me, and since Jeepgun sauid so and I have no reason to doubt the man believe exactly what he said... :o lol Mac |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by nani on Nov 18th, 2004, 12:29pm Being a little older...I have to wonder what will happen when she has to have the implants removed (and someday she WILL have to have them removed). What on earth will those hanging empty balloon holders look like? [smiley=hurl.gif] Even without implants, gravity takes an ugly toll on boobs. When I hear young women talking about tattoos on their breasts I try to remind them how they might look when they are 6 inches longer and all stretched out... |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 18th, 2004, 12:41pm on 11/17/04 at 21:01:32, Donna_D. wrote:
I think she actually does make money off of it since she will only do ones that are linked to a web site and most likely makes a few cents every time one of those links gets clicked. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by taraann on Nov 18th, 2004, 1:08pm on 11/17/04 at 08:47:33, Donna_D. wrote:
BoBo's ...that is what my son calls them. He is growing up to be a bobo man lmao. He will at any given time run over to a unsuspecting woman (usually a stranger in a store) and grab her bobo's. OH gawd talk about embarrassing! Seriously don't know where he got that from! He's only 4! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by nani on Nov 18th, 2004, 1:09pm I must take this opportunity to tell you another mooshie story... I have always HATED Barbie. I never spent a dime on a Barbie product for either of my girls. My family took great joy in giving mooshie every Barbie made. She would ask me why I didn't like her and I would say that it's an unhealthy image for little girls because NO ONE actually looks like that. This happened when she was about 5: One day, in a great hurry to get out of the house, I was finishing my shower and called for her to get in so I could shampoo her hair and she could finish the shower herself. She got in and said with a straight face "You know nani, I know someone who has breats like Barbie. But instead of doing this (both her thumbs up) they do this (both her thumbs down). "OH yeah, I say, well when Barbies over 40 and has nursed two children HERS ARE GONNA LOOK JUST LIKE THIS!" She just lowered her head and got the shivers! |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 18th, 2004, 1:46pm When she gets old and has to have the implants removed, she'll be able to use her boobs for suspenders to hold her SOCKS up! :-X :o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hurl.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by pubgirl on Nov 18th, 2004, 5:32pm TaraAnn That's interesting. Was the little darling breast fed by any chance? We (the Mums in the playground) have noticed that all our sons who are boob fixated (mine is 5 and like to grab mine whenever he can and embarassingly does it in public too) were ALL breastfed. When we asked the Mums who had bottle-fed whether their sons were keen on women's breasts they didn't know what we were talking about. Unscientific proof that this breast fixation all these men have may come from breast-feeding Wendy |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by brain_cramps on Nov 18th, 2004, 10:11pm on 11/17/04 at 21:01:32, Donna_D. wrote:
Nice pair of 'tuning knobs' she's got there! "Come in, Tokyo!" ;;D |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 18th, 2004, 10:36pm Time to move on to jokes about Breasts... ..What "Breast Thread" would be complete without a joke or two? Here goes... This woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS! The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?" ! She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!" In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are saying you that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED! *snicker* DD |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Charlie on Nov 18th, 2004, 10:36pm Quote:
Right here: http://www.eliseerotic.com/freesamples/wallpaper/wallpaper_neil105.jpg Charlie |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 19th, 2004, 3:43am Funny how a thread about boobs will go five pages here in Clusterville... Pervs ;) DD |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 19th, 2004, 8:16am Right on, Charlie!! Bring on the LEGS!!!! WHOO-HOO!!! Okay: This is a true experience: I had to take a woman for a mammogram to a Japanese University Hospital, since we didn't have a machine for that in the small clinic that I worked in. So... We arrive and the woman disrobes from the waist up. I'm tagging along as the translator, but I really wasn't needed. The Japanese X-ray tech spoke very good English, except that he had quite a thick accent. He started off with a chest X-ray and told the woman to hold her breath, except "breath," came out sounding like, "breasts." The woman looked at him, shrugged, and cupped her breasts in her hands. The poor guy turned beet-red and looked like he wanted to be ANYWHERE but in the room with this crazy American woman. LMAO!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by nani on Nov 19th, 2004, 9:36am Quote:
|
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 19th, 2004, 9:46am ARF!! *wag wag* (wagging my er... tail!) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jeepgun on Nov 19th, 2004, 9:50am Hypnosis.... http://mysite.verizon.net/philsackett/temp/hypno.html [smiley=laugh.gif] |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Mac_Muz on Nov 19th, 2004, 5:12pm I resemble that! My dear old granny used ta' say "T'was the girls that caused all the rukus, and the boys were just bein' boys." Mac |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Opus on Nov 19th, 2004, 6:33pm on 11/19/04 at 09:50:23, Jeepgun wrote:
Jeep, Looks like you are in the wrong thread. HERE (http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/) is a Link that fits this thread. Opus/Paul |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by cschick on Nov 19th, 2004, 9:42pm oh dear Lord. I am forever traumatized. I clicked on the link. why, oh why, did I do that? I used to think I had nice boobies. no more. those are the best boobs I have ever seen in my life. |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by pubgirl on Nov 19th, 2004, 9:48pm Paul I think my sexuality must be drifting, I really enjoyed playing with the boobs on that link! Wendy |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Mac_Muz on Nov 20th, 2004, 8:39am Well it looks as if we might even make a pg 6 of this thread.. Hey why not, and besides I am learning things I never knew before, and ya know I thought I did, I really thought so... I give you the History line as that is where I am most comfortable anyway, dealing with history that is. So here a few facts it think are even safe for women, well most women that is... LOL Mac http://www.dribbleglass.com/boobs/index.htm |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Jonny on Nov 20th, 2004, 2:45pm http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf01b3127cceaa9c4a204d640000001610 http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf01b3127cceaa9c4a3dcc490000001610 http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf01b3127cceaa9c4a1a4d5e0000001610 http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf01b3127cceaa9c4a67cc130000001610 http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf01b3127cceaa9c4a844dc00000001610 http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf01b3127cceaa9c4a864dc20000001610 http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf01b3127cceaa9c4ac04d840000001610 http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf01b3127cceaa9c4adbccaf0000001610 |
||||||
|
Title: Re: Womens breasts Post by Donna_D. on Nov 21st, 2004, 10:21am I cannot believe it!! A thread about women's breasts and it took Jonny FIVE PAGES to get here!! You're schlippin" DD |
||||||
|
Clusterheadaches.com Message Board » Powered by YaBB 1 Gold - SP 1.3.1! YaBB © 2000-2003. All Rights Reserved. |