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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:45pm)

Title: Welfare
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:45pm

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare! I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his 18-year-old nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have an adjoining room. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Welfare
Post by Ronny on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:55pm

Bwahahaha,

Nice one...

Title: Re: Welfare
Post by LeLimey on Nov 10^th, 2004, 2:28pm

I didn't know you were changing jobs Jeepie?!!

Title: Re: Welfare
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 10^th, 2004, 2:29pm

If THAT job were available, I'd be home right now, packing my bags! WHOO-HOO!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Welfare
Post by echo on Nov 10^th, 2004, 2:29pm

LOL

Thanks, I needed that.

Title: Re: Welfare
Post by Charlie on Nov 10^th, 2004, 2:31pm

Shit. For that, I'd fake a license. :o

Charlie

Title: Re: Welfare
Post by Rock_Lobster on Nov 10^th, 2004, 2:31pm

Bwahaha!