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(Message started by: kimmiedawn81 on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:54am)

Title: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:54am

OK, I work in a retail store and I went to the Chinese restaurant next door on my lunch break. I was waiting for my food and a couple had sat about 5 feet away from me. A few minutes later I heard this sound, "Meow, meow, meow," the girl had a phone with a ringer that said, "Meow." I expected some Chinese restaurant worker to run out into the dining area yelling, "Come back here, you main dish."

Sorry, just thought it was funny.

Title: Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
Post by AussieBrian on Nov 10^th, 2004, 3:12am

Kitty-Kentucky? My favourite!

Title: Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 10^th, 2004, 9:04am

Chinese fortune cookie: "That wasn't chicken."

LMAO!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
Post by LeLimey on Nov 10^th, 2004, 9:09am

Thank God I can't eat chinese food anymore huh?! [smiley=laugh.gif] I had a very unfortunate experience with a chinese takeaway about ten years ago when I found a claw. I took it to the local trading standards who couldn't identify it so they sent it off to the royal cloeege of vetinarians who identified it as badger.
It was about five years before I could face chinese food again and now with coeliac disease I can't eat it at all. Thankfully after reading this Kimmie I don't miss it!

Title: Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 10^th, 2004, 9:18am

Meat is meat. If you knew what half of the so called meat that you eat really is, you'd probably become a vegitarian.

Myself, I'd eat roadkill as long as it hasn't started to rot.

Title: Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
Post by BobG on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:10pm

Taking the kitty out for a wok?

Title: Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
Post by vietvet2tours on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:58pm

eatin the cat is called foreplay round here.

Title: Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
Post by LeLimey on Nov 10^th, 2004, 2:25pm

Be very glad I'd finished that can of coke or you would be in the naughty corner with jeepgun!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
Post by cootie on Nov 11^th, 2004, 12:23am

A badger.....no way ?? Oh man I 'love' chinese......not much of a good excuse for that one. Oh good grief......now that would of FLIPPED me out ! I'm NOT much of a meat eater but I do love the chinese chicken dishes. Well....I did ! Kids found cat carcass's in an alley near a Chinese resturant we had in town years ago and put the place out of business. Now that is just WRONG.....wonder if they really do that tho !! (I know they do over there.....but here ?) When is a meow too much Pam

Title: Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
Post by Ronny on Nov 11^th, 2004, 5:14pm

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/sound/catchow.ram

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