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(Message started by: nani on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:08am)

Title: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by nani on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:08am

"[smiley=confused2.gif] Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis!?"
- Gary coleman (as Arnold Drummond )

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by vig on Nov 10^th, 2004, 8:53am

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
-Eric Cartman

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 10^th, 2004, 9:01am

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
-- Bob Hope

In my sentences I go where no man has gone before...I am a boon to the English language.
-- George W. Bush

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 10^th, 2004, 9:10am

What, me worry? -Alfred E. Newman :P

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by LeLimey on Nov 10^th, 2004, 9:27am

"Occasionally Helen opens her mouth wide enough to get one foot out" My husband David yesterday.

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by nani on Nov 10^th, 2004, 9:31am

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:02pm

"Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that, my friend...is where shitty ideas come from!!!!" -Anonymous

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by Hirvimaki on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:06pm

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
-- Bob Rubin

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by nani on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:07pm

"Beware, I am out of estrogen and I have a gun."
-nani

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by LeLimey on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:08pm

Jeep that is the second time today I have had to clean my screen after spitting coke!
once more and you have to come and clean it!!
(PS I'm emailing that one to my boss !!)

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:12pm

LMAO! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=sgrin.gif]

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by Rock_Lobster on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:26pm

"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency."
- Albert Einstein

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 10^th, 2004, 1:34pm

on 11/10/04 at 13:02:40, Jeepgun wrote:

"Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that, my friend...is where shitty ideas come from!!!!" -Anonymous

I've never been accused of holding my farts in.

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by alleyoop on Nov 10^th, 2004, 3:26pm

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by Charlie on Nov 10^th, 2004, 3:43pm

We know nothing about health. Milk: Good or bad? I rest my case---Christopher Lewis, comedian

Charlie

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by pubgirl on Nov 10^th, 2004, 3:45pm

I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam

Rene Descartes

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by Tom K on Nov 10^th, 2004, 3:50pm

Make something idiot proof and the world creates a better idiot.

T

Title: Re: Quote for the day Wed 11/10
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 10^th, 2004, 4:18pm

on 11/10/04 at 15:45:51, pubgirl wrote:

I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam

Rene Descartes

ROFL!