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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Nov 8^th, 2004, 4:13pm)

Title: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8^th, 2004, 4:13pm

http://www.nbc4.tv/news/3899175/detail.html

(My editorial)
"Apparently, his next of kindling went all to pieces when they heard the news, and wondered what he wood have done differently." [smiley=laugh.gif]

Okay... Okay... I'm going, now... ;)

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by Ronny on Nov 8^th, 2004, 4:16pm

OUCH³

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by vig on Nov 8^th, 2004, 4:18pm

accidental Fargo...

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Nov 8^th, 2004, 4:18pm

Some people shouldn't be allowed any where near heavy equipment.

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8^th, 2004, 4:20pm

"When asked for comment, the other workers said that Miguel's last words were, 'RIIIIIOWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!' as he exited the chipper." ;;D

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by BobG on Nov 8^th, 2004, 4:24pm

Quote:

The other members of the three-person crew were clearing branches in a tree and did not see the accident.

Later they found him and exclaimed "Here he is. And here he is. And here he is over here. And there he is over there."

Quote:

He died of massive injuries.

That would be the understatement of the week!

Rest In Piece(s), Miguel

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8^th, 2004, 4:25pm

LMAO, Bob!

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by PittsburghJoe on Nov 8^th, 2004, 6:05pm

Wow, and I thought I was feeling chipper today...

Joe

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by Kirk on Nov 8^th, 2004, 7:33pm

Chip off the ol block that boy.

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by Tim_Z on Nov 8^th, 2004, 7:34pm

Yeah, massive injury.

Vig I live pretty close to Fargo. I don't have a chipper though.
Maybe my snowblower would work. LOL

Tim

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by purpleydog on Nov 8^th, 2004, 7:38pm

Want some dip to go with those chips? ;)

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 8^th, 2004, 8:06pm

I bet I know what song they play at his funeral....

I faaaaaaaall to PIECES!!

Tacky, tacky, tacky I know.

DD

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8^th, 2004, 8:46pm

ROFLMAO!! Oh, you folks are GOOD!! LMAO!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

I guess his bark wasn't nearly as bad as his bite? (Or the bite of the chipper, anyway!) :P

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by echo on Nov 9^th, 2004, 10:19am

How many Miguel's does it take to oil a chipper?

Just one when you run him through correctly.

Title: Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
Post by Jeepgun on Nov 9^th, 2004, 11:41am

Do You Know The Way To San Jose? ('cause Miguel sure the fuck doesn't!!) [smiley=laugh.gif]

His family tree had several branches? [smiley=laugh.gif]