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Title: works for me Post by oceansoul on Nov 8th, 2004, 12:29am Hi evryone I don't know if this will be of any use to anyone but I've had some experience with severe headaches that come right out of the blue. Durinmg this time I learned something rather astounding. I'll give you a few examples; While driving down the road one day with a friend of mine a severe headache came over me. Based on prior experience I asked my friend what she was thinking. She said "A few things, why?" I asked her if she would tell me what it was. she told me the first thing and the pain was still there. I asked her what else? she seemed reluctant to tell me. (this person is a long time friend and since her recent divorce she has expresed an intrest in me. we've disscused this issue in the past and I did not want to go there) Reluctantly she told me that she was thinking just how much she wanted to make love to me and proceded to cry saying "go ahead laugh at me" I leaned over and hugged her saying that I was flattered I wasnt intrested but I was still flattered. My headache was completely gone. Another; I was walking home one winter night. It was late and I was tired (It was at least an hours walk) I was heading straight down this road when at a crossroads suddenly out of the blue I got a head ache (again based on prior experience) I closed my eyes and slowly turned in a circle. I found a clear spot or a direction that the pain was'nt there, and of course it was pointing away from my direction. I tested this in every direction pain in every other direction. I really wanted to just get home but the pain.... also the curiouseity led me on. I went left feeling worse for wear but my head was clear. half an hour later i was at a main intersection going straight when bang my head ache returned. Once again I turned slowly in a circle. the clear spot was now pointing even further away from town but as they say "in for a pound in for a penny" I chose the clear spot away from town. As I'm walking down this road I find myself staring at this bus almost trance like. I shake my head after a minute and carry on. after this I cound myself confused pain ....no pain oddly enough I run into a friend who gives me a ride home. the next day I get a message that a friend was in town and looking for me. We hook up and I ask him how did you get here? he says "the bus" WHAT ? what time did you arrive? "about ten thirty last night" and well you guessed it thats what time i was out in the country staring at a bus. I have other friends and other stories like these. I can't explain what or why this works (although I have a few theories) and this may not address your problem but it had and still is working for me. Thank you Randy |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Mr. Happy on Nov 8th, 2004, 12:46am on 11/08/04 at 00:29:31, oceansoul wrote:
Jesus H......... Quote:
I'm detecting a theme here....... Quote:
My name is Randy, too, but I don't get nowhere NEAR your kind of results. Grecian Formula time? RJ |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Racer1_NC on Nov 8th, 2004, 12:47am :-/ |
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Title: doesn't work for me Post by Tetris-addict on Nov 8th, 2004, 6:44am Let me get out my Y stick, and I'll walk with ya to find some waterl..... Connections that run deep, that's cool. Connections that cause others pain.... well, now that is NASA's department..... I would hope if my friends had esp, and could cause physical pain just by thinking of me.... that they would call and warn me when they were "lonely" so I could do something aobut it without suffering these friggin headaches. |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by purpleydog on Nov 8th, 2004, 7:36am on 11/08/04 at 00:29:31, oceansoul wrote:
And your point is what... You have got the wrong board. I would be laughing my ass off if I wasn't geting hit. Be gone with you. Turning in circles my ass... |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Redd715 on Nov 8th, 2004, 7:37am Man, thats a new one on me. I just read the Tarot cards to figure out those sorts of things....too bad it hasn't stopped MY headaches. Damn I'm gonna miss all the fun of this thread while at work today. Just my luck. |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Kevin_M on Nov 8th, 2004, 8:06am on 11/08/04 at 00:29:31, oceansoul wrote:
Gosh, this is so coincidental, I have met people that give me headaches. I take an asprin. If they have more stories and theories, I take two. Quote:
good theory. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by BarbaraD on Nov 8th, 2004, 8:43am Ok, so let me get this straight - if I find a man who wants to make love with me - it'll get rid of my headach [smiley=huh.gif] Calling for volunteers!!!!!! I want this damn headache gone! damn! all I ever get is "I understand how you feel!" and "Why can't you just take something?" And what's a "severe" headache? BD |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by john_d on Nov 8th, 2004, 8:45am hmmmm...ok, turn in a circle, about 180 degrees, now walk in that direction, keep walking until our headaches are gone. I think you are on to something. Thanks. |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by nani on Nov 8th, 2004, 8:55am Hmmm...my husband want to make love to me all the time...if I say no it will go away? He's not gonna be happy to hear that. Or turn in circles? I'm not getting the drift...maybe it's too early...I'll check back later. :-/ |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by don on Nov 8th, 2004, 9:15am Reason #347 for going to tittie bars. |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by becky8 on Nov 8th, 2004, 9:26am BARBARA I"M WITH YOU ON THIS ONE!!!!! |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by TomM on Nov 8th, 2004, 9:34am OceanSoul--Hold this cinder block. Got it, good. My wife wants to make love to you. Does that relieve your HA pain? It's a shame that you won't get any 'cause I'm pushing you off the pier. Bastard! >:( |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by vig on Nov 8th, 2004, 9:43am I wonder if it's a repeatable experiment. pretty absurd, IMHO He went a long way for a big nothing... |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Pegase on Nov 8th, 2004, 9:54am Weird... |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by karma on Nov 8th, 2004, 10:31am whats the problem with this? it all makes perfect sense ! driving while getting a hand job and consoling and hugging = near fatal accident = adrenaline rush = no pain walking in circles while in pain mindless walks in cold weather can't you guys give the poor guy a break? |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Opus on Nov 8th, 2004, 10:53am Karma, You forgot the visions of walking in front of a bus, I'm sure we all have done that. Opus/Paul |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:10am Nice first impression, azzhole. Now let's see your departure. Get the fuck outta' here. [smiley=laugh.gif] >:( Fuckin' kook... |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by don on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:10am Quote:
Finally! A voice of reason. Hey oceansoul, here a self help group for you. http://gofuckyourself.com/bbs2/board/corner-black.gif http://www.gofuckyourself.com/bbs2/board/header.gif |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by oceansoul on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:15am all right here's some more; A few months later walking home from a friends. I can see my house and am thinking about a nap when suddenly .... well... you guessed it out of the blue. I turn in a circle and my head is clear not of course in the direction of my house. But I'm tired the pain is'nt so great so I keep walking tward home. The pain increased like a ring around my temples to a degree so extreme I bend over and stager back in the clear direction half way up the block the pain recedes. half an hour later walking uptown by a mall I run into this sad guy really depressed in a wheelchair. I ask him if he wants a push? sure he says and it turnes out hes going quite afew blocks we chat he asked for a few bucks to get a drink at the mall. sure i say and we part. I'm not sure of the point but I was able to go home for that nap after that and you guessed it no pain. |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by vig on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:22am alright, let's start at the beginning... so you've been diagnosed by a neurologist with Cluster headaCHes, right? (This could be another bored Ted stunt too) |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by karma on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:26am Naw vig He had an argument with the blowup doll at home and he's afraid to go back when its awake. |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by vig on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:29am [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Racer1_NC on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:29am Sounds like we have a graduate of the "Louis Farrakhan School of Deductive Reasoning" here. Sheesh. Bill |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by BobG on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:40am on 11/08/04 at 00:29:31, oceansoul wrote:
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Title: Re: works for me Post by TomM on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:46am on 11/08/04 at 11:15:29, oceansoul wrote:
All of your acts in relation to a HA are mutually exclusive. Do you know what that means? mutually exclusive Function: adjective : being related such that each excludes or precludes the other <mutually exclusive events>; also : INCOMPATIBLE <their outlooks were not mutually exclusive> |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:46am ROFLMAO, Bob! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by PittsburghJoe on Nov 8th, 2004, 12:12pm Hmmm, Randy may be onto something... Frank and Jonny keep rebuffing my advances, and I've been PF for months. Of course, it could be that I'm episodic and out of cycle... Nah, that's just coincidence. Joe |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by nani on Nov 8th, 2004, 12:23pm OK I think I got it now. I start to ramp- go out and find a homeless guy in a wheelchair, buy him coffee, push him around in circles, and refuse to have sex with him...but...does it have to be a full moon? |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Pegase on Nov 8th, 2004, 12:24pm on 11/08/04 at 12:12:59, PittsburghJoe wrote:
LMAO Joe :D |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8th, 2004, 12:26pm ROFL, Joe! Be thankful, because I'm a bitch. I'll just break your heart. ;;D :-* |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by LeLimey on Nov 8th, 2004, 2:15pm Ocean soul... if I'd wanted to listen to an arsehole i'd have farted! My [smiley=twocents.gif] |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Gator on Nov 8th, 2004, 4:58pm Damn! "Works for me" is usually the mating call of the snake oil salesman. I was hoping to have a little fun. This is a CLUSTER HEADACHE website - the psycho ward is two doors down on the left. Sheesh. Gator |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Jonny on Nov 8th, 2004, 5:06pm Ok....Joe, keep the good thoughts :-* Redd, get DD on the line, sharpen the sticks and get ready to rock n roll on my command. Its time for fall cleaning ;;D |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8th, 2004, 5:14pm *hammering out the drumbeat to "We Will Rock You," with a lead-weighted baseball bat* |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Jeepgun on Nov 8th, 2004, 5:15pm By the way, Oceansoul: Everyone around you screaming, "FUCK YOU!!" doesn't mean that they are propositioning you, you dolt. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by eddie on Nov 8th, 2004, 5:51pm here you go try this poof be gone |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by eddie on Nov 8th, 2004, 5:52pm http://www.geocities.com/smeaux38/pic22668.gif HERE YOU GO PUT THIS IN YOUR POCKET works for me LOL [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Ree on Nov 8th, 2004, 6:02pm The last "winner" was someone named "Kelp" this one is "Oceansoul". Me thinks this is "FISHY". AND THATS MY TWO CENTS.............. ree |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by vig on Nov 8th, 2004, 6:07pm Ted? Oh Ted... |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Tim_Z on Nov 8th, 2004, 7:28pm I think Ree is on to something. A tin foil hat would come in handy about now. Laughing too hard, the badgers are still playing. Tim |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Donna_D. on Nov 8th, 2004, 7:55pm Heard you might need some professional assistance here. Fall cleaning sounds like fun... ;;D Say the word, stick sharpened and at the ready.... Redd, Dahling....Preheat the oven!! Tonights Menu: Fillet of SOUL!! DD |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Kevin_M on Nov 8th, 2004, 8:42pm on 11/08/04 at 00:29:31, oceansoul wrote:
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It is clear to me that... if you stay uninterested in sex and keep refusing it when offered, keep wandering and staggering far in the opposite direction which you need to go, and give your money away to people who need a drink, you should never need to buy asprin. Rock on! Keep it up. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by john_d on Nov 8th, 2004, 8:45pm these guys never stick around to be flogged anymore, no fun 8) ol' Freddy was fun, he took a licken and kept on pricken. lol ;;D |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Redd715 on Nov 8th, 2004, 9:21pm on 11/08/04 at 19:55:05, Donna_D. wrote:
Fillet of SOUL huh? I think we should serve this nut case up as Broiled Orange Soul Almondeen. Slow broiled SOUL lightly springled with Sea Salt of course. A white wine and butter sauce, a hint of lemon zest and freshly slivered Almonds and a Healthy squeeze of orange Juice. Garnished with a Orance Slice and a Sprig of Parsly. |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Donna_D. on Nov 8th, 2004, 9:39pm I poke 'em... and you serve 'em up.... Deal? DD |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Redd715 on Nov 8th, 2004, 9:57pm I love the way you slay them sis and I get to cook Um up nice and tastey like! |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by ClusterChuck on Nov 8th, 2004, 9:58pm Donna, Do NOT sharpen that stick!!! It is more fun to use a VERY dull one!!!! Oh, and do you want my credit card number now, Mr Snake? Ok, go sit in the corner and stuff your head up your ass, and hold your breath till I get it for you. I'll be there with the info in a century or two ... Chuck |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Donna_D. on Nov 8th, 2004, 10:20pm on 11/08/04 at 21:58:02, ClusterChuck wrote:
But, Chuckie-Poo!! That would be against Proper Troll Poking Protocol.... ...We professionals MUST follow guidelines as set forth by the ITPA!! You should know better ;) DD |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Donna_D. on Nov 8th, 2004, 10:42pm Redd and I have been adding to our Troll Poking Weapons! Here is the latest in Troll Repelling ARSE-anal... on 11/08/04 at 22:20:52, ClusterChuck wrote:
;;D DD My apologies to any innocent bystanders who viewed this picture and may be experiencing temporary blindness. |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by sailpappy on Nov 9th, 2004, 12:29am :-/ ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] I suppose that the type of headache your experiencing is not a cluster headache, Believe me after 35 years of daily attacks, I have tried every thought diversion technique possible, turning in circles never did anything except make me dizzy, Chinese mustard by the tablespoonful, tobassco sauce worked 1 time, but I have made love to my wife while having a cluster onset, and she even knew what was happening, I guess the sweating from my forehead and moaning in a painful manner clued her in. you must suffer circle sinus headaches that are relieved by eliminating guilt or compromizing it by avoiding the certain headache that awaits at home for being out screwing around when you should have been home hours before. Your Theory is full of circles, or is it holes? Get those stakes sharpened Jonny! Pappy :o ::) 8) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Charlie on Nov 9th, 2004, 1:29am Quote:
Here I was feeling sorry for myself.... but whoever this is snapped me out of it. Looks like it's time for: http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/kick.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by nancyc on Nov 9th, 2004, 1:38am This guy has to be one of the biggest dumbasses we have ever had here before :-/ nancyc |
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Title: Re: works for me Post by Jimmy_B on Nov 9th, 2004, 8:12am on 11/08/04 at 22:42:03, Donna_D. wrote:
I was just getting over seeing that in August. Now you go & show it again. My eyes, my eyes...they're burning. |
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