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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Oct 28^th, 2004, 4:00pm)

Title: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 28^th, 2004, 4:00pm

I'm sorry, but this is funny. I had to :)

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Teresa will smell that and think I've been in a wh*rehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a wh*rehouse smells like."

(damn filters, anyway....)
>:(

Title: Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
Post by echo on Oct 28^th, 2004, 4:07pm

Baa doop boom.

(crappy drum sound bu tgive me a break -- I'm bald)

Title: Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
Post by Jimmy_B on Oct 29^th, 2004, 8:01am

John Kerry is now blaming President Bush for what’s happening with the flu shots. Bush shot right back and said, "It’s pronounced 'Fallujah,' smarty pants."

Da Dum Dum..PSHHHH. (That's my rimshot, & I'm ALMOST Bald) ;;D

Title: Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
Post by TomM on Oct 29^th, 2004, 8:55am

I litterally laughed out loud. Thanks, Frank.

Not bald at all TomM. ;;D

Title: Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
Post by vietvet2tours on Oct 29^th, 2004, 10:44am

purty funny Doc.

Title: Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
Post by alleyoop on Oct 29^th, 2004, 1:55pm

New law firm:
http://image18.webshots.com/19/2/96/15/207529615uXCcEK_ph.jpg

................alley

Title: Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
Post by StueyStu on Oct 30^th, 2004, 1:37pm

That was tooo funny.. :D :D

Title: Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
Post by kimh on Oct 30^th, 2004, 7:17pm

Heeheeeeeeeeeeeee ;;D

good gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad lol ;;D