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(Message started by: rockin on Oct 28th, 2004, 4:03am)
Title: worked for me
Post by rockin on Oct 28th, 2004, 4:03am
First,for all you people that are going to bash me for this,I did not believe this until I finnally tried it.
Tahitian noni Juice

check out the web site www.tni.com

For the first time in 20 years,I am off verapamil and living a normal life again.I have not had a cycle since I started taking this stuff.I have now bought in to the company and want to share it with everyone I can.I am joining a study on cluster head aches next month and I plan on introducing this stuff to all that attend.
Their research site is www.incc.org
If you want to try it use dist. # 1942570 or cal 800-445-2969.

This stuff is the greatest thing that ever happen to me.
Good luck.
Rockin
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by thomas on Oct 28th, 2004, 4:04am
Sure man my credit card number is 5555-4444-3333-2222-1111 02/69  [smiley=finger.gif]
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Gator on Oct 28th, 2004, 4:50am

Quote:
Posted by: rockin Posted on: Today at 03:03:13
First,for all you people that are going to bash me for this,I did not believe this until I finnally tried it.
Tahitian noni Juice

check out the web site www.tni.com  

For the first time in 20 years,I am off verapamil and living a normal life again.I have not had a cycle since I started taking this stuff.I have now bought in to the company and want to share it with everyone I can.I am joining a study on cluster head aches next month and I plan on introducing this stuff to all that attend.
Their research site is www.incc.org
If you want to try it use dist. # 1942570 or cal 800-445-2969.

This stuff is the greatest thing that ever happen to me.
Good luck.
Rockin  


Folks, it's put up or shut up time.  I'll tell you what.  We'll do a scientific study right here at ch.com.  

You get your distributers to give out enough samples to each person interested in trying it for a month. You'll have to consult with each person individually as different people have a different numbers of attacks per day/month and I'm sure body weight will play into the amount that will constitute and effective dose.  

You and/or your distributor will pay for the product and the shipping and provide any instructions for use that include possible interactions with medications and herbal supplements both prescription and OTC and forms for documenting success/failure.  You will also provide warranty documentation as to the safety and sterility of the product.  You and/or your distributors will also provide for any medical treatment including long term followup treatment necessary due to problems found to arise from ingesting your product.

If at the end of one month, your juice aborts all my attacks within a reasonable amount of time, say 15 minutes or less and keeps me pain free for that month, then and only then will I consider actually purchasing said juice.

If you and/or your distributors are not confident enough in your product to commit to such experimentation on this relatively small scale, then take your wares and never return to this website or any other cluster headache website peddling your junk.  We will be perusing other support sites and informing the people there of the attempted product trials and their results or lack thereof.

If it really works that well, this little experiment will constitute a small investment that will possibly lead to massive sales of the stuff to cluster headaches sufferers world wide.

Balls in your court.  Either play or go away.


Gator
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Jimmy_B on Oct 28th, 2004, 7:34am
http://www.larrylands.com/Heinicke.jpg

For the low, low price of $42.00...you to can have less money  
& feel no different then you normally would. ;;D

I'm still trying to find out how Xeronine can have an affect on Clusters.

Jimmy
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Ueli on Oct 28th, 2004, 7:51am
Hey rocking,

didn't they teach you better in salesmanship 101?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/Ueli/frog.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/Ueli/frog.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/Ueli/frog.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/Ueli/frog.gif

Quack, quack, quack,......
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:30am

on 10/28/04 at 04:03:13, rockin wrote:
This stuff is the greatest thing that ever happen to me.



In eighth grade I once sold enough magazine subscriptions to see a movie, that was cool too.

I understand dude, you probably hit what we call the "wall"... sold all you could to mom and grandma and you're looking to branch out. 
pm me, we'll talk.


Kevin M
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Jimi on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:34am
    This is kinda weird. When I am not in cycle, I have a migraine from time to time. I can take a half of an Imitrex pill and it will go away in an hour or so.
     Anyway, a few months ago I was at the Pharmacy getting a refill on Imitrex when the girl asked if I had ever heard of Tahitian Noni Juice. She showed me a bottle. They only had 2 and they were expensive,. About $40 if I remember. She has migraines and said that last year she bought a bottle and I can't remember now how much she took when she got a migraine but she said it knocks them for her. She said it probably wouldn't do much for a cluster and even if it did would be too slow. But she said it sure worked for her migraines.
      And you KNOW I ain't selling nothing.
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by vig on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:42am
The International Noni Communication Council™ (INCC)
How about some ninny juice?
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Pegase on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:51am
You know what dude... we have a weekly special TV show about fraud here in Quebec... and last week they were talking about that stuff... Well... I think it's bad news for you rockin... Some on these bottle were even sold in some gas station... can you belive this...

I'm wondering why these "Worked for me" thread instigators are always newbies on the MB... This is suspicious... :D

So.. this is for you...  [smiley=bunnybash.gif]
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:05am
I lead a normal life whether I am taking Verapamil or not. Besides, that Tahitian noni Juice makes my nuts itch really bad.
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Tom K on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:06am
Pegase, is that the "Watch me pull an idiot out of my hat" smilie?  So, noni juice is the new elixer of '04?  Waiting to see one of these guys in the white on white suits and carpet bags by his side...reminds me of Outlaw Josie Wales....


T
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Pegase on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:16am

on 10/28/04 at 10:06:25, Tom K wrote:
Pegase, is that the "Watch me pull an idiot out of my hat" smilie?


Yeah Tom kinda... but to be more specific it should be "Watch me bash this idiot if he shows his face again" ;;D

Phil
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by john_d on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:18am

on 10/28/04 at 04:03:13, rockin wrote:
For the first time in 20 years,I am off verapamil and living a normal life again.I have not had a cycle since I started taking this stuff.I have now bought in to the company and want to share it with everyone I can.I am joining a study on cluster head aches next month and I plan on introducing this stuff to all that attend.


hmmm, so you specifically lurked and learned CH lingo in order to con folks who are suffering from ch.  Well I certainly hope you will die soon, have a nice day  :)    
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by nani on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:21am

Quote:
Tahitian noni Juice makes my nuts itch really bad

Thanks for sharing Frank! :-/
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Pegase on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:22am
Nice new avatar John ;)

Nice day dude :)
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Big Dan on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:32am

Quote:
First,for all you people that are going to bash me for this,I did not believe this until I finnally tried it.



.... OMFG.... Diet Dr. Pepper really tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper???

You lyin' sumbitch......


*pokes rockin with a stick*



-Big Peppah
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:38am
Do the people who start these kinds of threads realize how stupid they make themselves look?
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:41am

on 10/28/04 at 10:21:49, nani wrote:
Thanks for sharing Frank! :-/



Oh, you're welcome. You don't wanna know what the sea-salt/kelp extract does to me! LMAO!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Mark C on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:43am

From The FDA

April 29, 2004

WARNING LETTER
SJN-04-06
(http://www.fda.gov/foi/warning_letters/g4686d.htm)


Quote:
Because these products are not generally recognized as safe and effective when used as indicated in their labeling, they are “new drugs” as defined under section 201 (p) of the Act. Therefore, under section 505(a) of the Act, these products may not be legally marketed in the United States without an approved New Drug Application.



Get the hell out of here dirtbag!
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Big Dan on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:46am
Taken from Lord Bungholes advertised website:

But in the early 90s, food scientist John Wadsworth (assloads worth of joke material right there) got wind of noni fruit, and he went to Tahiti to find out more. What he found was a fruit high in antioxidants and rich in a history of helping people. He partnered with other scientists and spent nearly three years formulating TAHITIAN NONI® Juice—a product that has never been duplicated.


So... 'TNI' could stand for Two Numbnutted Imbeciles... right?


Besides... Tahiti is owned by the French... and I don't want no fuckin' Freedom Juice for my God damned head.



-Big Dan
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Melissa on Oct 28th, 2004, 11:30am
oh man....not the noni juice again ::)
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by LeLimey on Oct 28th, 2004, 12:01pm
I like Gators suggestion but I don't think he will be taken up on his kind offer sadly! Being new to all this I am very grateful for everyone here watching out for the muppets who try and sell rubbish, I don't think I'd have been taken in by this one.. I'm not quite THAT thick but some others have seemed more reasonable at times which just shows how much we need your diligence!
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 28th, 2004, 12:15pm
Hey, Rockin'! If you like the Noni juice so much, pound a 50-gallon drum of it up your azz!  [smiley=bigtiny.gif] [smiley=finger.gif]

And by the way:  [smiley=stfu.gif]
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by BobG on Oct 28th, 2004, 12:54pm

on 10/28/04 at 04:03:13, rockin wrote:
First,for all you people that are going to bash me for this, Tahitian noni Juice
Bash you? Why would anyone do that?
Let's see...You sign in with a fake name. Why are you hiding your identity?  You want our money for a phony, possibly dangerous, quack substance of unknow quality and then think someone will bash you. Have you been posting this crap at other website and been bashed there?

For the first time in 20 years,I am off verapamil and living a normal life again.
BFD! I've been off verapimil for over 57 years. Are you saying that verapamil caused you clusters? You now have a normal life? Selling quackery is normal? You're a thief and a liar.

I have not had a cycle since I started taking this stuff.
Stuff? You refer to a product that you expect people to buy as STUFF?

I have now bought in to the company
Sucker
and want to share it with everyone I can.
But, only if you make a profit, right?

I am joining a study on cluster head aches next month and I plan on introducing this stuff to all that attend.
Would you care to tell us where and when this study will take place? Or is that a secret Nonihead study?

Their research site is www.incc.org
If you want to try it use dist. # 1942570 or cal 800-iam-ajerk.

This stuff is the greatest thing that ever happen to me.Stuff is the greatest? You poor pitiful slob. You must have a really shitty life.

My Good luck will empty your bank account but I don't care.
ButtheadRockinIdiot
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by stevegeebe on Oct 28th, 2004, 1:17pm
Flush.
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by purpleydog on Oct 28th, 2004, 1:17pm
Troll siting........

Noni juice? What color is it?
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by vig on Oct 28th, 2004, 1:24pm

on 10/28/04 at 13:17:27, purpleydog wrote:
Troll siting........

Noni juice? What color is it?

not Nani juice, Noni juice!...
ahem sorry, back to my corner :-X
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 28th, 2004, 2:45pm

on 10/28/04 at 12:54:08, BobG wrote:


BOB_G!! ROFLMAO!!!
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Kirk on Oct 28th, 2004, 3:59pm
and thank you for playing our little game.
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by totka on Oct 28th, 2004, 5:00pm
You may take pebbles for CH - but you must believe in it.
(old apache proverb) :P
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by purpleydog on Oct 28th, 2004, 6:45pm

on 10/28/04 at 13:24:07, vig wrote:
not Nani juice, Noni juice!...
ahem sorry, back to my corner :-X



Uhhh, isn't that what I said?  Yes.. yes, I looked. That IS what I said.  ::)  ;)
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by nani on Oct 28th, 2004, 7:05pm

Quote:
not Nani juice, Noni juice!...


[smiley=huh.gif]   I am not responsible for selling any kind of juice! ;)
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by BlueMeanie on Oct 28th, 2004, 7:25pm

on 10/28/04 at 19:05:43, nani wrote:
[smiley=huh.gif]   I am not responsible for selling any kind of juice! ;)


Nani Juice. You Snake !!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 28th, 2004, 8:12pm
Redd, Gal, you out there?  Keep an eye on this one!

Looks like might just have us a little fun here.....


Poking stick at the ready.


DD
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Jonny on Oct 28th, 2004, 8:23pm

on 10/28/04 at 20:12:18, Donna_D. wrote:
Poking stick at the ready.


On your mark, get set....commence poking!!!!!

(Very sharp sticks only ;;D )
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Melissa on Oct 28th, 2004, 8:51pm
I gots me wrought iron fireplace poker ;;D


*poke poke poke*  is it alive?  



Donna, touch it!  I dare you!!!
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Jonny on Oct 28th, 2004, 8:58pm

on 10/28/04 at 20:51:50, Melissa wrote:
Donna, touch it!  I dare you!!!


JESUS!!!!.....DONT TOUCH IT!!

You'll infect the family.....LOL
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by cschick on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:03pm
sheeeet!  I think I'm gonna go pop some popcorn and settle in for this one!  
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:20pm

on 10/28/04 at 20:58:15, Jonny wrote:
JESUS!!!!.....DONT TOUCH IT!!

You'll infect the family.....LOL



PROPER TROLL POKING PROTOCOL

Rule #1:  Never touch a troll without the proper training and protective gear.  When possible, seek Professional Help.

Rule #2:  The only good troll is a poked troll. (Sharp sticks work best).  

Rule #3:  Always remember Rules #1 and 2 and your troll poking experience will be pleasurable and fun  is to be had by all!


Troll-poker extraodinaire,

DD
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Redd715 on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:21pm
Damn it woman I was wonderin when you was gonna show up........ :P
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by broomhilda on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:21pm
Hummm I am kinda bored and got meeself a pointy stick, where is he? ;;D
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by BobG on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:24pm
LMAO!  [smiley=crackup.gif]


Quote:
PROPER TROLL POKING PROTOCOL


Rules to live by.
Thanks Donna.
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Redd715 on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:24pm
I think we had a hit and run troll......

damn and I was looking forward to another crack at DD and I making up new troll recipies.   8)
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by broomhilda on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:33pm
Too bad, well there's always the interesting man/woman introducing themselves and supporting marajuana for us! ::)
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:45pm

on 10/28/04 at 21:24:29, Redd715 wrote:
I think we had a hit and run troll......

damn and I was looking forward to another crack at DD and I making up new troll recipies.   8)



Redd,  will this tide ya over 'til things get to "rockin"?



http://www.msnusers.com/_Secure/0YwCz*0EcL4ijKrQqMLlSk!P9d4Mb5QgTGB4qdcl6Dro3ZFlMSK8JXGp1kYiqiw!9nI1krndVKAFtgrMrB90fiiXmThCyyTuUeonS2yFyEtK1qtOm3KTfIz3O6KHtNbxvHgCJtNhuCg!9PWy4nnHYyw/snake%20oil%20bottle%20%20%20noni.JPG?dc=4675495183747843178



DD
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:51pm

on 10/28/04 at 21:33:51, broomhilda wrote:
Too bad, well there's always the interesting man/woman introducing themselves and supporting marajuana for us! ::)



Hmmm..........


Does this mean I have to poke at them with a


THAI STICK?


DD
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Jonny on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:54pm
Stand down ladies, troll poking sticks at ease.

It seems our new troll has left the building, but, keep the shields up.......never now when one of these bastards might make a run for us.

Wake me if they infiltrate the compound.
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 28th, 2004, 9:57pm
Aye-Aye, Cap'n!!



DD
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Redd715 on Oct 28th, 2004, 11:04pm
You got it Bro...but stand aside.....you don't wanna be in the middle of two seasoned troll pokers on a rampage....it's not safe for man nore beast....(THE "Beast" excluded) [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: worked for me
Post by Charlie on Oct 29th, 2004, 5:55am
Rats. Every time I take a break one of these loons shows up. He made my day and you can entertain yourselves at ebay by typing in Noni Juice. 55 auctions as of this posting.  http://search.ebay.com/noni-juice_W0QQsokeywordredirectZ1QQfromZR8

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/slap.gif
Charlie


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