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(Message started by: Mark C on Oct 27th, 2004, 1:02pm)

Title: Poor!
Post by Mark C on Oct 27th, 2004, 1:02pm
I am the only poor bastard or are a bunch of us broke?

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Title: Re: Poor!
Post by JDH on Oct 27th, 2004, 1:12pm
Welcome to my world Mark.

Jim

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 27th, 2004, 1:15pm
I'm broke enough to stop and pick up pennies off of the ground.

When you have a family, you save up change to buy your toys.

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 27th, 2004, 1:16pm
I spend all of my money on Jeep toys.

[O|||||O]
  JEEP
Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by ArCane on Oct 27th, 2004, 1:19pm
Im so broke I still live with my parents.  Of course Im 22 and still in college, so I have an excuse  ;;D.

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by LeeS on Oct 27th, 2004, 1:20pm
Poor yet PF? I can live with that 8)

-Lee

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by PittsburghJoe on Oct 27th, 2004, 2:16pm
Hell, I work two jobs and I still have about $.50 to my name. This sucks the big one...

Joe

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by alleyoop on Oct 27th, 2004, 2:20pm

on 10/27/04 at 13:20:49, LeeS wrote:
Poor yet PF? I can live with that 8)

-Lee

Rolled all my pennies recently, but getting more and more PF time!

.......................alley ;)

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Carl_D on Oct 27th, 2004, 2:37pm
I'm so poor homeless people give me change.
I'm so poor I can't pay attention.
I'm so poor I live outside the pawn shop of horrors.
I'm so poor - I can't think of anything else slightly clever to say.

Carl D

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Leesa on Oct 27th, 2004, 3:03pm
BROKE!! Its so tight round this house everyone including the dogs squeek when they walk. Hell we dont even have a change jug to go to anymore it was whiped out long ago. Even the piggy banks of my kids have been "robbed" so we could eat! Now thats REALLY bad when you have to "rob" a kids piggy bank so everyone can eat!  :( >:(
Leesa  >:(

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 27th, 2004, 3:07pm
I'm so broke, my IOU's bounce!!!

Hey.... Maybe jonny can help us out. Didn't he say he occasionally discovers a big deposit he made but forgot about???

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 27th, 2004, 3:11pm
I made quite a large deposit, the other day. I was so happy. Regrettably, I had to pull the flush handle....  ;;D 8)

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by john_d on Oct 27th, 2004, 3:45pm

on 10/27/04 at 15:11:04, Jeepgun wrote:
I made quite a large deposit, the other day. I was so happy. Regrettably, I had to pull the flush handle....  ;;D 8)


lol Jeep

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Jonny on Oct 27th, 2004, 4:14pm

on 10/27/04 at 15:07:36, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
Hey.... Maybe jonny can help us out.


If someone wants to pay for the shipping I'll send them my spare change, about 65 pounds worth. Last time I cashed my change in (Which was heavier) I got $1,241.85 ;;D

.............................jonny

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by boonie on Oct 27th, 2004, 4:23pm
I used to have money then I got CH. that took care of that.

boonie

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by don on Oct 27th, 2004, 4:55pm
I make a huge deposit every pay day.

TO THE IRS.

We cant be broke. I heard George Bush, just this morning, tell me the economy is doing well. If George said it it must be true.

That was right before I paid $215.00 for a gallon of gas.


Quote:
If someone wants to pay for the shipping I'll send them my spare change


No need. I live right down the road. I'll just come pick it up.

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by echo on Oct 27th, 2004, 5:01pm

on 10/27/04 at 15:11:04, Jeepgun wrote:
I made quite a large deposit, the other day. I was so happy. Regrettably, I had to pull the flush handle....  ;;D 8)


Jeep,
In the future please remember to write your weight and height on the wall before making the deposit.  In the event you fall in we will know how much to take out and how high to stack it.  
;;D


Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Gator on Oct 27th, 2004, 5:34pm
Our cupboards make Mother Hubbard look like a hoarder.  We're so poor, the mice are wandering around outside the house with dark glasses and tin cups, singing "Brother can you spare a dime?"


Gator


Brother can you spare a dime?

They used to tell me
I was building a dream.
And so I followed the mob
When there was earth to plow
Or guns to bear
I was always there
Right on the job.
They used to tell me
I was building a dream
With peace and glory ahead.
Why should I be standing in line
Just waiting for bread?
Once I built a railroad
I made it run
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad
Now it's done
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Once I built a tower up to the sun
Brick and rivet and lime.
Once I built a tower,
Now it's done.
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Once in khaki suits
Gee we looked swell
Full of that yankee doodle dee dum.
Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell
And I was the kid with the drum!
Say don't you remember?
They called me Al.
It was Al all the time.
Why don't you remember?
I'm your pal.
Say buddy, can you spare a dime?

Once in khaki suits,
Ah, gee we looked swell
Full of that yankee doodle dee dum!
Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell
And I was the kid with the drum!
Oh, say don't you remember?
They called me Al.
It was Al all the time.
Say, don't you remember?
I'm your pal.
Buddy, can you spare a dime?

Recorded in October 1932 by Bing Crosby
Written by E.Y. Harburg and J. Gorney


Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Charlie on Oct 27th, 2004, 6:12pm
Ebay isn't gonna pay my huge cable porn bill. Life can be hell.  :-/

Got wiped in 2000. Only withdrawls since.  Medical insurance is killing me.  >:(

Charlie

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 27th, 2004, 6:46pm
To poor to pay Attention.

then i get a letter from the IRS my tax preparer screwed up in 2002. Damn a cave in the mountains is looking better and better.

I Owe, I Owe so off to work i go (for the IRS)

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Ree on Oct 27th, 2004, 7:03pm
Give your money issues to your higher power... worked for me... I don't worry about money anymore... of course Im cheap, thrifty and wear hand me downs... but God sure takes care of us other than that... and I trust that I won't have to live under the tracks anytime soon... We barter everything... If I need house painting. I watch someones kid for free. If we need tree trimming, Dave will do a brake job for someone... I once gave someone haircuts for a year for some work they did on our house when times were tough.  Look up at the sky and ask~~~it'll come...love to you Ree

ps Go Soxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Bethany1 on Oct 27th, 2004, 7:37pm
You're so poor that when I went to your house and used the bathroom, a rat tripped me and a cockroach took my wallet.



(i just thought that one was funny)

But Im right there with ya--broke as can be!

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Oct 27th, 2004, 8:21pm
The "Electronic Bush People" will tell you that all will be well if you vote republican.

Kris

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by unsolved1 on Oct 27th, 2004, 8:23pm
I too know what poor is....and it aint pretty !!

The rich get richer, while the poor bastards get poorer !

Unsolved

PS> DID YOU KNOW....that 1% of America owns 95% of the assets in America.

:o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by stevegeebe on Oct 27th, 2004, 8:31pm
I'm so poor I'm thinking about adopting that cur dog from Longhaired Redneck.

Yummie!

Steve G

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by john_d on Oct 27th, 2004, 8:34pm
here is the distribution of actual wealth in 1998, a real eye opener.

http:\\tiger.berkeley.edu\sohrab\politics\wealthdist.html

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by BobG on Oct 27th, 2004, 8:36pm

Quote:
PS> DID YOU KNOW....that 1% of America owns 95% of the assets in America.


Yep! And the other 5% is ownd by European drug companies that sell contaminated drugs to Canadians that Americans can't buy but George Bush can to save his political butt.

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Charlie on Oct 27th, 2004, 9:07pm
You know very well that those drugs become contaminated as they cross the Niagara River into Buffalo.  :o

Thank the powers that be for saving us from the horror of scraping up dead bodies from Main Street every morning.   :-/

Charlie

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by don on Oct 27th, 2004, 9:47pm

Quote:
Give your money issues to your higher power...


So when the landlord comes for the rent I say what "Not yet, I'm waiting for overdraft protection from God" ?

Title: Re: Poor!
Post by Tom K on Oct 27th, 2004, 10:55pm
Sheesh...can you guys give the politics a rest for one damn day??? ;)  

So poor, I try to stretch a quarter so far, the eagle screams....


T



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