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(Message started by: BlueMeanie on Oct 21^st, 2004, 11:24pm)

Title: Halloween Suggestions
Post by BlueMeanie on Oct 21^st, 2004, 11:24pm

I am going to a costume party for Halloween. Was gonna dress up as Ozzy Osbourne, but I hate the taste of live bats. Any suggestions ? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by Charlie on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 12:11am

Martha Stewart

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/pumpscreen.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by nani on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 12:53am

You could still go as Ozzy - you need a walker or cane, a pair of John Lennon glasses and one of those bulldogs that wreaks havoc all over his house. (sadly- I watch the Osbournes on TV...)

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by unsolved1 on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 12:57am

Might as well go all out and do some decoratin' too ...

http://clustertown.com/private/HalloweenFlashers.jpg

Unsolved

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by Mr. Happy on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 1:02am

Blue,

Forget the Ozzy thing. Choose a character with a lot less hair, and a lot more body mileage. I'm thinking Telly Savalas, or Walt Disney. They're both dead, too.

Face it. Yer old, man..........
RJ

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 5:29am

A Blue Meanie would be cool. Hard to find though. How 'bout Blues Clues? ;;D ::) Is there a blue Teletubby?
A blue crayon? but a mean one.

Kevin M

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by BarbaraD on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 5:57am

The funniest thing I've seen yet is -- glue cereal boxes on a trash bag and put knives thru them (paint some red paint on the knives) Go as a CEREAL KILLER!!!

Or Cut a BIG construction paper P and paste it on a white shirt - paint your eye black and go as a BLACK EYED "P"

I have way too much time on my hands....

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by sandie99 on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 6:47am

This is a boring one: how about bying some candy bats? Or marshmellow bats?

or you could be Sharon instead! ;;D

Anyways, whatever you'll do, have fun! I wish we had Halloween in Finland, too! :(

Best wishes,
sandie99

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by karma on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 7:37am

(1)Find the biggest potatoe possible
(2) bore a hole through one end.
(3) pass a rope through the hole, long enough to go around your waist
(4) wrap it around you waist with the tater in front.

BINGO YOUR A DICTATOR

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by Rock_Lobster on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 7:48am

Myself and a few friends are going as the Bel Airabs...
http://snl.jt.org/skit.php?i=19

The 'arab' costumes we found sucked, but we discovered we could get the real thing for less money...
http://www.alhannah.com/cgi-bin/guide?a;mensclothing

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by E-Double on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 8:09am

Back in 1993 I was the only "Waldo" for where's Waldo book in college. Taht was beyond a trip. Try having thousands of hallucinating college kids trying to find you
[smiley=laugh.gif]

One of the simplest and best one's I saw was someone wearing a simple name tag that said "I'm you!"
Again that will send any person in a slightly mind altered state into hysterics ;;D

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by john_d on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 8:39am

on 10/22/04 at 07:48:30, Rock_Lobster wrote:

The 'arab' costumes we found sucked, but we discovered we could get the real thing for less money...
http://www.alhannah.com/cgi-bin/guide?a;mensclothing

Careful Rock, you are going to end up on a list somewhere ordering that stuff ;;D

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by Jonny on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 4:33pm

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3ce07b3127cce8095f8d481df0000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3ce07b3127cce8095fb4e40ec0000001610

Wearing the stilts was a major plus, My dick stayed out of the urinal and I could look over the divider to the shiter to see who was doing the coke ......LMMFAO ;;D

...............................jonny

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by Ree on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 4:42pm

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3ce11b3127cce815b74990bc20000001610 me as a kitty last year... I have to think of something warm and fuzzy to be for the kids in my daycare.........got any ideas.........? It also has to be comfortable I work with toddlers.........love ree

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by echo on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 5:01pm

on 10/21/04 at 23:24:22, BlueMeanie wrote:

I am going to a costume party for Halloween. Any suggestions ? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Go as an emotion. Go naked with your dick sticking through a pear.

You'll be fucking despair.

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by john_d on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 5:55pm

jonny- cool simmons outfit but what's with the leprecaun's lol, it looks like a scene from Spinal Tap. ;;D

ree- beautiful kids and you are a very pretty lady

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by BlueMeanie on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 6:59pm

Thanks all. Keep em' coming.

Unsolved - Love the flashers. Wonder what my neighbors would think ?

Happy - You're too funny for your own good.

Barb - I like the cereal killer idea.

Rock - If I dressed like an Arab, i'd kill myself.

jonny - Cool Gene Simmons

Echo - You're nuts !!!

Ree - You should go as Dorthy & the kids can be either munchkins, or the lollipop kids.

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by Ree on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 7:07pm

john d......shux Im a blushin!!!! blue meanie........cool idea! I just might do that, got the hair... just gotta find a pukey lookin dress and an apron............. thanks for the suggestion.......... ree

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 8:20pm

That really is a nice pic ree. Can't tell who is the cutest. Looks like there was some good weather for a New England Halloween.

Kevin M

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by Pegase on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 8:33pm

on 10/22/04 at 17:55:24, john_d wrote:

ree- beautiful kids and you are a very pretty lady

ditto ;)

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by mickey on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 9:14pm

Get a goodlookin girl and dress her up as a pumpkin.
Then wear a shirt that says PETER PETER

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by Leesa on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 9:15pm

How bout a condom?? Or a big boob? LMAO I hope its adults only! :P

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by alleyoop on Oct 22^nd, 2004, 9:47pm

FLASHER

Ingredients:

1 trench coat(ankle length)
2 pair flesh colored panty hose
1 sock
1 3' snake(the kind that pops out when you open one of those trick cans of nuts)

Cut one leg off of one of the pairs of panty hose. Stuff the sock down to the end of the leg you cut off. Now stuff the snake down behind the sock. Sew the leg (with sock and snake) to the crotch of the other pair of panty hose. Adjust the sock to form a 'head'.

The only other thing you need to round out your costume is a pair of shoes. Compress the snake and hold with your hands inside the pockets of the trench coat. Simply open trench coat to flash! [smiley=laugh.gif]

...................alley 8)

ps
I won $100.00 with this the one time I found the nerve to wear it.

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by don on Oct 23^rd, 2004, 5:41pm

Go completely naked except have your pecker in a bowl of custard.

When someone asks "What are you"?

Simply reply..........

"I'm fucking discustard"

Title: Re: Halloween Suggestions
Post by kimh on Oct 23^rd, 2004, 6:42pm

While 7 months preggers i went to my best friend's halloween party (she is gay) as a pregnant nun. Brian went as a very pretty vampire.

Killer bees? ;;D That's a good one. Make sure ya pay special attention to the stingers ;;D This is good for couples. Aside from the "bee" costume, one carries an oozie and one a knife.

Have fun!!!!