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(Message started by: E-Double on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:04pm)

Title: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by E-Double on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:04pm

So someone posted in the funnies about favorite pick up lines...

I just wondered what kind of CH specific lines could be used.

Hey baby wanna feel my lump?

How big is your tank?

Wanna see the size of my regulator?

Mine goes up to 15...

Is that an E or a D... Oh my god see the size of that H!?

Wanna Jab?

OooH baby my hair is on fire.

I love your droopy blood-shot eye

Your eyes are a sexy shade of crimson

Stick it to me

Any others????

Have fun!
Eric

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by don on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:09pm

Hey babe, wanna see my auto-injector?

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by john_d on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:09pm

So baby, are you chronic or episodic? tell daddy all about it. 8)

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Jayne on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:11pm

I've got something you can bang!

oh...are you gonna prick me with that?

can I suck on that I've got a headache?

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:21pm

Clusterheads do it with more intensity and frequency!!

DD

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Jayne on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:24pm

ohhh baby....I'd like to cluster your head.!!!!

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Jonny on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:24pm

Dont hate me if I happen to kill you ;;D

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by alleyoop on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:28pm

They don't call me Head Banger for nothin!

...............alley ;;D

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Redd715 on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:33pm

Is that a syringe in your pocket or are you really just a little prick?

(don't shoot me I couldn't help it)

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by E-Double on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:44pm

your tank or mine

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by broomhilda on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:45pm

Can I suck on your bag... :-X ;;D

Outta here...................

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by don on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:45pm

If you massage my head I promise to inject you.

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by john_d on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:47pm

on 10/18/04 at 20:45:38, broomhilda wrote:

Can I suck on your bag... :-X ;;D

Outta here...................

...but your footprints remain, lol ;;D

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by cschick on Oct 18^th, 2004, 8:52pm

oh GOD I am so happy I am married.... ;;D

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by john_d on Oct 18^th, 2004, 9:14pm

on 10/18/04 at 20:52:29, cschick wrote:

oh GOD I am so happy I am married.... ;;D

I have to be honest, you are going to have a hard time picking anyone up with that line ;) lol ;;D

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Pegase on Oct 18^th, 2004, 9:52pm

on 10/18/04 at 21:14:43, john_d wrote:

I have to be honest, you are going to have a hard time picking anyone up with that line ;) lol ;;D

ROFLMAO ;)

N1

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Jimmy_B on Oct 18^th, 2004, 10:37pm

"When I was young I used the guick jab method. But now that I'm older...I go for the slow back & forth rocking." oh yeah...& I better bring the kleenex. Sometimes it gets messy. :P

"Do you suffer premature lacrimation."

"I won't catch Rhinnorhea from you, will I."

Jimmy ;)

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by cschick on Oct 18^th, 2004, 10:44pm

heehehee - you guys honestly believe I wanna be stuck with a Clusterhead? If I ever get divorced the first thing I would ask when I met someone - you don't get CHs, right? [smiley=laugh.gif] We aren't very fun night partners!! :o

Karen

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Cerberus on Oct 18^th, 2004, 10:44pm

Regulators...Mount up!

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by cschick on Oct 18^th, 2004, 10:49pm

omg lmao!!! you all are nuts.

ok, ok.....

I'll show you my hypomathingy if you show me yours...

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by TomM on Oct 19^th, 2004, 8:24am

on 10/18/04 at 20:33:14, Redd715 wrote:

Is that a syringe in your pocket or are you really just a little prick?

(don't shoot me I couldn't help it)

THAT is funny!....not that I've heard it before. ;;D

"Wanna take a cold shower or just jump in the freezer?"

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by don on Oct 19^th, 2004, 9:54am

Walls aren't the only thing I bang well.

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by E-Double on Oct 19^th, 2004, 3:50pm

on 10/18/04 at 22:37:20, Jimmy_B wrote:

"Do you suffer premature lacrimation."
Jimmy ;)

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by E-Double on Oct 19^th, 2004, 3:52pm

on 10/18/04 at 22:44:03, cschick wrote:

But what wonderful dance partners we all are ;)

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by thomas on Oct 19^th, 2004, 3:52pm

Get over here and rub my head. ;;D

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by totka on Oct 19^th, 2004, 4:28pm

Wait baby! It isn't infectious. ... damn

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by john_d on Oct 19^th, 2004, 8:21pm

pick-up paragraph setting - office - lab clusterhead chick-

Hey you! You know statistically, clusterheadache suffering males have above-average to exceptionally large penises, have you read that study? It's really true. It is a condition directly related to the hyphotholomagigy, the root cause is the same as cluster-headaches. From the evidence I have seen, it does prove to be very true. Obnoxiously true, really.

see you tonight. don't think about me....

lol, flame away

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Jonny on Oct 19^th, 2004, 8:25pm

GET IN THE FUCKING CAR OR DIE, BITCH!

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by john_d on Oct 19^th, 2004, 8:45pm

on 10/19/04 at 20:25:54, Jonny wrote:

GET IN THE FUCKING CAR OR DIE, BITCH!

I see, there's no confusion that way [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Jonny on Oct 19^th, 2004, 8:50pm

on 10/19/04 at 20:45:06, john_d wrote:

I see, there's no confusion that way [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

Been working for me for years.

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Ree on Oct 19^th, 2004, 8:53pm

on 10/18/04 at 22:44:03, cschick wrote:

thats right karen Im runnin for the hills if Dave kicks off...............

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by john_d on Oct 19^th, 2004, 8:58pm

on 10/19/04 at 20:50:53, Jonny wrote:

Been working for me for years.

we aren't all pimp's though Jonny, lol ;;D

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Jonny on Oct 19^th, 2004, 9:00pm

on 10/19/04 at 20:58:20, john_d wrote:

we aren't all pimp's though Jonny, lol ;;D

SU John or I will have Don take you to the bath house ;;D

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by john_d on Oct 19^th, 2004, 9:08pm

on 10/19/04 at 21:00:31, Jonny wrote:

SU John or I will have Don take you to the bath house ;;D

that bathhouse can only fit three men in it; you, Don and Lance will be a full house. ;;D

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Jonny on Oct 19^th, 2004, 9:12pm

on 10/19/04 at 21:08:05, john_d wrote:

that bathhouse can only fit three men in it; you, Don and Lance will be a full house. ;;D

[smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=guyflash.gif] [smiley=lick.gif]

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Redd715 on Oct 19^th, 2004, 9:14pm

I counted 4 there Jonny dear.......lol

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 19^th, 2004, 10:18pm

on 10/19/04 at 21:14:23, Redd715 wrote:

I counted 4 there Jonny dear.......lol

Redd, dahlin'! I think Jonny was telling John that FOUR men can fit

[smiley=moonwiggle.gif] Don

[smiley=guyflash.gif] Jonny

[smiley=lick.gif] and Lance licking John...

;;D

Sorry John, had to go there...

*snicker*

DD

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by john_d on Oct 19^th, 2004, 10:21pm

on 10/19/04 at 22:18:16, Donna_D. wrote:

[smiley=lick.gif] and Lance licking John...

;;D

Sorry John, had to go there...

*snicker*

DD[/center]

I understand, but the question I have is...did *I* have to go there? LMAO, too funny ;;D

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by thebbz on Oct 19^th, 2004, 10:54pm

Hey babuh, how do ya like my K tank!
Oh...so I suppose a prednisone taper is out of the question then. [smiley=huh.gif]
BB

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 20^th, 2004, 12:09am

Trex for sex?

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by totka on Oct 20^th, 2004, 1:21am

on 10/20/04 at 00:09:31, Donna_D. wrote:

Trex for sex?

;;D

DD

in Tex(as)

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by Big Dan on Oct 20^th, 2004, 1:27am

"I'v e been known to wake up randomly in the middle of the night and bang like a madman."

-Big Banger

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by K-9 on Oct 20^th, 2004, 2:04am

Yeah, the Doctor said I will need some help with some of my symptoms, yeah, I SWEAR that erectile hyperactivity is common with this........sooooooo, you're gonna help, right?

Title: Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
Post by sandie99 on Oct 20^th, 2004, 5:41am

;;D

Made me laugh through midday attack... ;;D
Thanks!

sandie99