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(Message started by: Tiannia on Oct 18^th, 2004, 10:57am)

Title: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morning.
Post by Tiannia on Oct 18^th, 2004, 10:57am

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood !
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

20. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

21. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by BarbaraD on Oct 18^th, 2004, 11:50am

Almost as good as O2 --- Thanks T

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by broomhilda on Oct 18^th, 2004, 12:29pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]Thanks for the smiles today Tia!!!

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by TomM on Oct 18^th, 2004, 1:10pm

on 10/18/04 at 10:57:31, Tiannia wrote:

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

LMAO! These 2 have Gary Larson (Farside) written all over them.
TomM

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by ArCane on Oct 18^th, 2004, 1:28pm

Thanks Tiannia!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by echo on Oct 18^th, 2004, 1:42pm

on 10/18/04 at 10:57:31, Tiannia wrote:

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood !

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Nothing - he won't come anyway.

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by Tiannia on Oct 18^th, 2004, 3:04pm

on 10/18/04 at 13:42:36, echo wrote:

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Nothing - he won't come anyway.

Actually the problem that I am having is my 2 yr old son s calling my dogs "Fucker" and "A$$hole", cause that is all my husband calls them. ::)

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by TomM on Oct 18^th, 2004, 3:08pm

on 10/18/04 at 15:04:54, Tiannia wrote:

Actually the problem that I am having is my 2 yr old son s calling my dogs "Fucker" and "A$$hole", cause that is all my husband calls them. ::)

That's better than 'Son-of-a-Bitch' or 'God-Dammitt' IMHO. ;;D
I hear 'Focker' instead. Don't you?
TomM

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by catlind on Oct 18^th, 2004, 3:11pm

How fast is Milk?

It's pastyereyes before you know it.

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by Gena on Oct 18^th, 2004, 4:36pm

on 10/18/04 at 15:11:22, catlind wrote:

How fast is Milk?

It's pastyereyes before you know it.

[smiley=ohjez.gif]

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by Charlie on Oct 18^th, 2004, 9:41pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/point.gif [smiley=crackup.gif]

Thanks T.

Charlie

Title: Re: Figure everyone can use a smile on Monday Morn
Post by cschick on Oct 18^th, 2004, 9:49pm

I love cheesy jokes!! Thanks!

Karen