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(Message started by: don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 4:29pm)

Title: God kill me, kill me now
Post by don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 4:29pm

I currently have a yard full of about 200 inlaws. Every one of them dysfunctional. A five piece band just butchered an Eric Clapton tune and my bathroom has a line outside the door.

Peter Frampton. NO NO NO NO! STOP!

I'm about to pepper spray the singer!

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Pegase on Oct 16^th, 2004, 4:30pm

OPEN HOUSE.... Woooohoooooo 8)

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 4:33pm

The caterer is some guy right outta the Sopranos. I'll slip him $50.00 to take out the guitarist.

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Jonny on Oct 16^th, 2004, 4:36pm

Thanks for the invite to your reality show.....ASS_HOLE :'(

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Post by alleyoop on Oct 16^th, 2004, 4:40pm

on 10/16/04 at 16:36:29, Jonny wrote:

Thanks for the invite to your reality show.....ASS_HOLE :'(

One person can only suck so much. Sounds like Don's got his ~~hand's~~mouth full! ;;D

..................alley ;;D

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Redd715 on Oct 16^th, 2004, 4:44pm

on 10/16/04 at 16:40:58, alleyoop wrote:

One person can only suck so much. Sounds like Don's got his ~~hand's~~mouth full! ;;D

..................alley ;;D

[smiley=laugh.gif] :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 16^th, 2004, 4:44pm

Must be saving the Barry Manilow for the finale.

I only got pizza and a football game. You have all the fun Don.

Kevin M

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Post by kimh on Oct 16^th, 2004, 4:47pm

Good Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ;;D Hey Don, tellem to play Eric Clapton's acoustic "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" :-*

I know yer prolly havin a testy time rite now, but remember..............KEEP SMILIN ;;D

stinky

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Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:00pm

You must have done something wrong in a previous life to be punished in this way! They can't stay forever!

Carol

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by alleyoop on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:02pm

on 10/16/04 at 17:00:36, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:

You must have done something wrong in a previous life to be punished in this way! They can't stay forever!

Carol

I think he's hoping they don't come forever!

................alley ;;D

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by john_d on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:05pm

on 10/16/04 at 16:44:52, Kevin_M wrote:

I only got pizza and a football game. You have all the fun Don.

Kevin M

lmao, that had to sting

I wish you good luck don, or would you prefer a good state of numbness ;;D

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Sean_C on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:08pm

on 10/16/04 at 16:36:29, Jonny wrote:

Thanks for the invite to your reality show.....ASS_HOLE :'(

Don you can choose your friends but you can't choose your relatives ;;D

Where were we when all this was goin on ;;D

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Jonny on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:09pm

Tell me this is not a pic of a dude that loves the bath house......LMMFAO ;;D

http://pahlow.net/ch/ch_images/don_big.jpg

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Post by Sean_C on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:12pm

LMMFAO, I bet all the boys from the Route 3 rest area are there too............................damn Don, we're not feelin the love bro ;;D

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:19pm

on 10/16/04 at 16:47:19, kimh wrote:

remember..............KEEP SMILIN ;;D

How's that third Frampton tune soundin' now?

Kevin M

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:40pm

They just did a memorable version of "When the Shark Bites".

I'm holed up in my living room. I'm changing into my camouflage and throwing on the face paint.

Quote:

Thanks for the invite to your reality show

You want some of this? I DONT THINK SO! This makes the "Osbournes" look like a republican family from Iowa.

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Sean_C on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:42pm

I'll be pissed if you don't invite me and they do the chicken dance [smiley=laugh.gif]

Sean........................

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Post by don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:43pm

FUCK THIS!

I'm going to the track.

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Sean_C on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:44pm

LMMFAO, fuck it lets go to Alex's it'll be cheaper and theres no dogs ;;D

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:47pm

Quote:

fuck it lets go to Alex's

LIKE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by john_d on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:49pm

LM fucken AO at this thread ;;D

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Post by LeLimey on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:50pm

Could be worse.. they could be murdering "My Way"!!
Good luck with the escape!

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by kimh on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:50pm

LOL. Did ya paint yer teeth black and white check board yet? Every time i ever saw my mother in law's face i grinned like MAD and wished with awl my heart that my eyeballs would shoot rays out and that my teeth would make her dizzy. She ended up having a stroke and i still feel guilty.

Anyhow, the game is on at 8 so hang tite, poop head. You thought it was bad now..........just wait baby...just wait ;;D

Bull durham :-*

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:51pm

Just got a big hug from my favorite sister-in-law. My brother in-law leans over and whispers "Carefull she throws up when shes drunk"

AINT THAT FUCKIN SPECIAL!

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Sean_C on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:53pm

LMMFAO ya it is [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by kimh on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:53pm

I'd sure hate to miss that intro to your most UN fave sis n law................what does SHE do [smiley=huh.gif]

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Post by LeLimey on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:54pm

Oh Don... if I wasnt laughing so hard I'd feel really sorry for you!

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:55pm

Heres the best part. This is a sdame sex wedding reception.

In two hours all that will be left is a hundred drunk man hatin softball dykes.

I'm in real fuckin danger here!

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by Sean_C on Oct 16^th, 2004, 5:58pm

Don you ass, your surrounded by lesbians and you didn't invite us you bastard ;;D

Jonny where waitin LMMFAO, I got ones [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:01pm

What do you think they are all slinky wearing low cut gowns?

Looks like an Iraqi invasion force recruited from the NFL.

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by LeLimey on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:02pm

What can I say Don?! This would be a real good time to get in touch with your feminine side!
Either that or hide!!

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by john_d on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:03pm

on 10/16/04 at 17:51:18, don wrote:

AINT THAT FUCKIN SPECIAL!

LMAO jack daniels/code red out my nose, too funny ;;D

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:04pm

ONE KAROKE MACHINE!

IF I SEE ONE KAROKE MACHINE ANYWHERE I"M CALLIN THE COPS!

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by kimh on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:04pm

Welp, errrrrrrrrrrr...........i'd love to help ya out don, reeeeeeeeely ::)

sounds like ya got ya self in some sawta QUAGMIRE :D Best a luck poopsie but i got quagmires of my own - LOL. Just keep freakin smilin and put on the ballgame. Silence, my man SILENCE ;;D

It's almost time. I WISH my inlaws would visit during the world series. Assets, my friend, Assets....

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by don on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:09pm

Quote:

I WISH my inlaws would visit during the world series.

I'll send you ALL of mine! Plus..............

100 ugly fat loud obnoxious man hatin fuckin drunk m$ther fuckin lesbians!

God, Grant me sertenity....because I'll need it while doing a life bid for all the crimes I am about to commit !

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by LeLimey on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:13pm

Quote:

100 ugly fat loud obnoxious man hatin fuckin drunk m$ther fuckin lesbians!

........ but they speak SOO highly of you Don!!!

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Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:18pm

Sheeet,
On the way, will bring a truck load of 2AA batteries for the lesbians, and send Don Ho to sing "Tiny Bubbles"
;;D

(damn i still can't spell) :o

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by kimh on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:20pm

If any ONE of my "inlaws" intefered with me watchin the game, they'd be dead and Brian damn well knows it ;;D I'll share my enemy tactics - god KNOWS why - but ...put on the game, be mezmerized and everyone will understand when you rip t heir hair outa their head and tell em to FUCK AWF ;;D

Or..........i could always come over and burp and fart in yer favorite chair with my stink bomb daWG while i BRAGG that i'm from New Yawk ;;D

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Post by Kevin_M on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:33pm

on 10/16/04 at 16:47:19, kimh wrote:

remember..............KEEP SMILIN ;;D

Don, you really shouldn't let them drive and go anywhere if they've had a couple to drink... just have them stay and sit with you and watch the game... it'll be all just fine... ;;D ;;D ;;D

cheetos

Kevin M

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Post by kimh on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:45pm

KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;;D

Now that was funny :-*

Hey Don? Cuz you got the plague like i got the plague,............i'll fart in yer chair and kiss the fatties. Just don't think it's a gonna be a habit now..... ;;D..........annnn.......don't come whining outside the series. I am on to you Pilgrim. You are a world series mooch and it wont WORK. No way no how. Fenway, gimme sugar :-*

PS: so..........none a yer family got agood ass :DLOL

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Post by Charlie on Oct 16^th, 2004, 7:13pm

What no lesbian party pix? Need images now Don. "Clip" a few ugly ones of course ::)

Charlie (pig that I am)

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Post by Sean_C on Oct 16^th, 2004, 7:41pm

on 10/16/04 at 18:01:30, don wrote:

What do you think they are all slinky wearing low cut gowns?

Looks like an Iraqi invasion force recruited from the NFL.

Put some ballons up your shirt, maybe you'll attract a mate LMMFAOROTF

SHWING!!!!!

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Post by kimh on Oct 16^th, 2004, 8:43pm

shhhhhhhhhhh. ................i wunder if Don mite be needin that blowup doll rite about now? LOL.

Don? oh donno????? ................

i think they got im. :-/

he never listens that big bull ;;D

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Post by vig on Oct 16^th, 2004, 9:47pm

Yankees 6 Red Sox 4?
Red Sox tied it at 6!

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Post by nani on Oct 16^th, 2004, 10:15pm

Quote:

your surrounded by lesbians and you didn't invite us you bastard

Quote:

What no lesbian party pix

According to my adult son, lesbian fantasies just don't work when they involve real lesbians. Apparently, he's wrong. ;;D

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Post by Kevin_M on Oct 16^th, 2004, 10:19pm

on 10/16/04 at 21:47:10, vig wrote:

Red Sox tied it at 6!

I hope they can tie it at 11.

Do I hear Kim laughing, ;;D

*great game though and it's only the fourth. Lotta noise going on still.

Kevin M

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by vig on Oct 16^th, 2004, 10:42pm

Yankees 13 Red Sox 6?
now 17-6!?!?!
17-8...

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Post by kimh on Oct 16^th, 2004, 11:13pm

I ain't laughin yet, cuz it ain't ova till it's ova...........but it was sorta pathetic listening to Stephen King equate baseball to Mary Poppins [smiley=huh.gif] Bawston, man, yas ought ta SNAP THE HELL OUT OF IT :D

LOL (so i lied. i AM L'g MMFAO ;;D)

The Happy Mizer

Title: Re: God kill me, kill me now
Post by don on Oct 17^th, 2004, 12:12am

Quote:

Don, you really shouldn't let them drive and go anywhere

Apparantly you dont know I work part time for the court system ficilitating "Drunk Driver Courses"

I'll get em. Each and everyone of em. Money in my pocket. Inlaws and lesbians.

Good night now. Drive safely.

(Don dialing 911)

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Post by Gator on Oct 17^th, 2004, 1:32am

You can't skip out early. You'll miss the big finale' where Barney comes on stage and they all sing the Barney Song!!!

I love you
You love me
We're best friends
Like friends should be
With a great big hug
and a kiss froim me to you
Won't you say you love mBLAM!!!

NewsFlash: Barney finally extinct. Crazy man aquitted pleading termporary sanity. Left the court room mumbling something about Teletubbies. Film at 11:00.

[smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D

Gator

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Post by Racer1_NC on Oct 17^th, 2004, 2:05am

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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Post by sailpappy on Oct 17^th, 2004, 5:27am

;;DI've heard that a few drops of (visine)Tetrodyhighzoline will give them a raging case of Diareha, whish might solve all the problems!!LOL Pappy

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Post by Jeepgun on Oct 17^th, 2004, 3:21pm

"When the shark a-bites... a'with his teeth, dear..."

LMMFAO!!

Don, have you ever thought of purchasing several claymore mines and rigging them up in your living room? :o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

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Post by Ree on Oct 17^th, 2004, 3:50pm

on 10/16/04 at 16:36:29, Jonny wrote:

Thanks for the invite to your reality show.....ASS_HOLE :'(

I was thinking the same thing............sheesh........... ree with nothing to do this weekend........

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Post by alleyoop on Oct 17^th, 2004, 4:11pm

on 10/17/04 at 15:50:12, Ree wrote:

I was thinking the same thing............sheesh........... ree with nothing to do this weekend........

There, there ree... [smiley=hug.gif]

.......................alley ;;D