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(Message started by: alleyoop on Oct 16^th, 2004, 10:22am)

Title: AGE
Post by alleyoop on Oct 16^th, 2004, 10:22am

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus! .
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

........................alley ;;D

Title: Re: AGE
Post by nani on Oct 16^th, 2004, 11:06am

[smiley=crackup.gif] Good one alley!

Title: Re: AGE
Post by BarbaraD on Oct 17^th, 2004, 6:06am

I can relate to that ...... ;)

Title: Re: AGE
Post by Sean_C on Oct 17^th, 2004, 8:18pm

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Sean..............................

Title: Re: AGE
Post by don on Oct 17^th, 2004, 9:45pm

Quote:

Growing up is mandatory

Haven't met my wife have you?

Quote:

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Getting old is not having the energy to OPERATE a rocking chair.

Title: Re: AGE
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Oct 17^th, 2004, 10:17pm

I refuse to grow up - grown ups don't have any real fun! ;;D

Don't care what the calendar says, I'm going to be eternally 18!

Carol

Title: Re: AGE
Post by BarbaraD on Oct 18^th, 2004, 2:57pm

Way to go Carol. Love your thinking......

No fun in growing up is there?

Hugs BD

Title: Re: AGE
Post by TomM on Oct 18^th, 2004, 3:12pm

More like: Growing up is optional ; growing old is mandatory.
I'm still 16 at heart! TomM