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(Message started by: Jimmy_B on Oct 11^th, 2004, 2:13pm)

Title: Fish Bites Doggie
Post by Jimmy_B on Oct 11^th, 2004, 2:13pm

Fishy Story 100% True: or so says

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Forget about Dog Bites Man. Relegate Man Bites Dog to the back pages. Today we are dealing with Fish swallows dog, an item which reaches us by way of Moscow. The dog was swimming across the Pechora River to join its master when it vanished, leaving only a ripple. The dog's master, who was fishing at the time, hauled in his net and found it contained a giant pike. He looked closely at its mouth and said to himself (probably) "Thereby hangs a tail." Yes, it was Fido (or the Russian equivalent). The dog struggled out after the fish was cut open, and, according to Radio Moscow, hurled itself at the pike, "barking excitedly." It is often difficult for fishermen to tell stories about the one that got away. In this case, Radio Moscow notwithstanding, will it be any easier to tell about the one that didn't?

Title: Re: Fish Bites Doggie
Post by BarbaraD on Oct 11^th, 2004, 2:59pm

Spoken like a true fisherman!!!

Title: Re: Fish Bites Doggie
Post by Kirk on Oct 11^th, 2004, 4:12pm

To quote my mother "I have a simple question, a simple answer is all I wish. Are all fishermen liars, are do only liars fish?"

TTFN

Title: Re: Fish Bites Doggie
Post by Charlie on Oct 11^th, 2004, 6:45pm

LOL

Quite a story. Are you sure you aren't reading old Svenn and Ole Jokes? ::)

Charlie

Title: Re: Fish Bites Doggie
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 11^th, 2004, 9:35pm

Well now, there's a whale of a "tail"

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Did he happen to also find Ahab's ivory leg, too? ;;D

Title: Re: Fish Bites Doggie
Post by Leesa on Oct 12^th, 2004, 3:47pm

The fisherman's code "Early to bed, early to rise, fish like hell and make up lies." ;;D On the door of the fishing cabin at my uncles place in WVA! LOL

modified cuz I cant spell for chit. :P

Title: Re: Fish Bites Doggie
Post by cschick on Oct 12^th, 2004, 7:40pm

Here in SW MO we have Bass Pro Shops and above the main door is an arch that reads "Welcome all Hunters, Fisherman and other Liars." So true. [smiley=laugh.gif]