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(Message started by: Longhaired Redneck on Oct 9^th, 2004, 7:11pm)

Title: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 9^th, 2004, 7:11pm

This is a headache story, not even vaguely related to CH! ::)

As promised here is the saga of the sex crazed Catahoula Cur Dog.

Take one cur dog that won't stay in a fence.
Mix the smell of a lady dog in the night air.

And!

A bit over six weeks ago I found the yard dog in the back yard, couldn't get up, both legs swollen. The Vet got there that afternoon ( I was not going to pick up an injured cur dog and get my little ass eaten up). His first opinon was congestive heart failure, or kidney failure. My thought was put the poor dog to sleep and end his suffering. However! this is the wifes and daughters dog, so as my wife stood tearfullly by I asked her what they wanted to do. (First Mistake). She tearfully replied "you decide", knew i was up the creek without a paddle then.
Sooooo, me and the vet carefully load the dog up to send him for blood tests to see if it was heart or kidney.
Damn, it wasn't, next day x-rays showed both front legs broken. So, we splint both legs, need to keep them dry and clean. I build a nice pen on the back porch with cattle panels and welded wire, Yup, that takes him 2 hours to break out of. I fix the wire, add 2x4's, next morning he has eaten 2 feet of 2x4 and wire and is out again. Dumbass goes and buys a 7 1/2x 13 foot kennel, damn that worked one night. 3 am the next night the wife comes screaming into the bed room "he's torn up the kennel, hung up and bleeding every where". Needless to say i was not a nice person, but got him out, patched him up. After that I left the door to the kennel open, he goes and comes as he pleases. lucky it hasn't rained untill yeaterday.Still have 2 more weeks of this. The damn cur dog is loving it.

Want a good dog, I will deliver! ;;D

One question, how the hell did he get home with 2 broken legs?

One observation: Women ! nuff said ;;D

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 9^th, 2004, 8:14pm

Damn, no takers, will ship or deliver cheap! ;;D

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by alleyoop on Oct 9^th, 2004, 8:21pm

LMAO!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Know anyone who owns a junkyard?

...............................alley ;;D

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by BarbaraD on Oct 10^th, 2004, 5:12am

LR

I used to write a column for the paper (Ask Aunt Blabby), so I'll take up my pen (computer as you will) and give you some Aunt Blabby advice --

My dear - Make friends with the damn dog! You're stuck with him. He has "outsmarted" you and WON! When his legs get well, take him on a trip to the vet and have him neutered - that'll be YOUR revenge (the only one you'll get). Some day he'll be your best friend.

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Charlie on Oct 10^th, 2004, 2:15pm

Quote:

My dear - Make friends with the damn dog! You're stuck with him. He has "outsmarted" you and WON! When his legs get well, take him on a trip to the vet and have him neutered - that'll be YOUR revenge (the only one you'll get). Some day he'll be your best friend.

Ditto. On top of that, neutering can turn him into a real pita in that you'll be tripping over. Don't let that fool you. He will probably follow you around looking for his chance to do the same to you. :o

Charlie

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 10^th, 2004, 7:01pm

on 10/10/04 at 14:15:15, Charlie wrote:

Ditto. On top of that, neutering can turn him into a real pita in that you'll be tripping over.

Charlie

Don' think so!
;;D

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Cerberus on Oct 11^th, 2004, 9:50pm

Catahoula?!!! people are payin 5 grand a pup fer them round here...
:o

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 11^th, 2004, 10:48pm

Damn i need to find him a girlfriend now!

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 11^th, 2004, 10:48pm

OK...you send me the dog...

BUT...

I get to send you the two year old Texas Tornado Toddler ...

;)

DD

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 11^th, 2004, 10:56pm

NO

Or in Lousyana Rednequese

Not Naw but Hell Naw!!!

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Cur dogs is now worth toooo much!

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by TomM on Oct 12^th, 2004, 8:45am

I'll take clues for $200.00, Alex.

WTF is a Cur Dog?

BTW--it's not that the dog has outsmarted you, it's he has you trained. Like a good woman! ;;D
Good luck, LHR.
TomM

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12^th, 2004, 9:44am

Don't do anything drastic. Chances are, he'd be pretty tasty with the right marinade and the right side dishes. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 12^th, 2004, 9:20pm

on 10/12/04 at 08:45:39, TomM wrote:

I'll take clues for $200.00, Alex.

WTF is a Cur Dog?

TomM

According to www.m-w.com

Cur

Main Entry: cur
Pronunciation: 'k&r
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, short for curdogge, from (assumed) Middle English curren to growl (perhaps from Old Norse kurra to grumble) + Middle English dogge dog
1 : a mongrel or inferior dog
2 : a surly or cowardly fellow

DD

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by TomM on Oct 13^th, 2004, 9:11am

Thanks, Double Dee. Tis a good day when you learn something new.

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 13^th, 2004, 6:28pm

on 10/12/04 at 21:20:09, Donna_D. wrote:

According to www.m-w.com

Cur

1 : a mongrel or inferior dog

DD

Gus was not happy. (gus is the cur dog). Sorry Donna but he tends to hold a grudge, if you see a dog with splints on his front legs, Run Like Hell!!He is pretty fast on them now! ;;D

But the real history of the Louisiana Lepoard Dog, aka Catahoula Cur can be found at this link.

http://www.bulldoginformation.com/catahoula-leopard.html

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 13^th, 2004, 11:19pm

on 10/13/04 at 18:28:26, Longhaired Redneck wrote:

Send ol' Gus on over, Jimbo....I will have to introduce him to my Aunt "C"

;)

Scroll Down ;;D

[cur]

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214800/214882/Products/8351974.jpg

I ain't skeert!

DD

Well, maybe JUST a little...LOL ;;D

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 16^th, 2004, 6:34pm

Damn splints off monday ;;D

now new cat on front porch, this is turning into a freaking ZOO :o

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 18^th, 2004, 9:29pm

OK, splints off, he now needs to learn how to walk without them.
End Of Story.

Title: Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
Post by TomM on Oct 19^th, 2004, 8:43am

I noticed the article stated "They are more primitive psychologically than most breeds and need consistent obedience reinforcement." There ya go. He's one step below Dubya. ;;D
TomM