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Title: When is the Dallas convention? Post by nani on Oct 9th, 2004, 9:15am I read that this year's convention will be in Dallas... when is it going to be? I need to start saving for the trip... :) |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by cschick on Oct 9th, 2004, 9:18am When will it be? My hubby would really love me if I told him we were going to Dallas - he is a TX boy! I would love to meet some other clusterheads! |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by Jonny on Oct 9th, 2004, 12:45pm September 3 2009 |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by Kevin_M on Oct 9th, 2004, 2:42pm on 10/09/04 at 12:45:12, Jonny wrote:
It'll be next summer but... this is the date everyone must be out of the bar. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Oct 9th, 2004, 2:55pm Wonder how long it'd take to drive from Toronto to Dallas. I'm a candy ass and the thoughts of flying just don't do it for me! Sure would like the chance though to meet some of you folks and put faces to the names. Carol |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by Charlie on Oct 9th, 2004, 2:59pm Get out your horrorscope and find the hottest day in July. You can count on it. Partee http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/smile club.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by nani on Oct 9th, 2004, 3:32pm Oh dear - have any of y'all ever been to Dallas in July? [smiley=eek.gif] |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by Jayne on Oct 9th, 2004, 9:34pm Let the whining begin [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by Rick_K on Oct 9th, 2004, 11:52pm on 10/09/04 at 15:32:27, nani wrote:
July can be fun (see #7 below)....although we have discovered the concept of air conditioning There are a few rules you might not want to forget...a few quotes from The Texas Travel Guide Foreigner's Travel Guide to Texas 1) Don't expect to find filet mignon or pasta primavera at the local restaurant. It's a cafe. They serve hamburgers and chicken fried steak. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass. 2) Don't laugh at the names (Merleen, Bodie, Bubba, Bobby Ray, Curley, Tammy Lynn, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.). Or we will HAVE to kick your ass. 3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda. In Texas it's called a coke. Nobody gives a damn whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever - it's still a coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking. 4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (read some J. Frank Dobie). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer than you. Don't refer to us as a bunch of cowboy hicks, or we'll kick your ass. 5) We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Howard Hughes, H. Ross Perot, Southwest Airlines, Dell computers). Naturally, sometimes we have small lapses in judgment (e.g., Phil Gramm) . However, we are not dumb enough to let someone move to our state just so they can run for the US Senate. If anyone tried to do that they would get a serious ass kickin'. 6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Gen. Hood you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit the Alamo, take your hat off and be properly humble, or we'll kick your ass. 7) We are fully aware of how hot it gets and high the humidity is, so shut up about it. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen, or we'll kick your ass. 8) Do not attempt to eat tamales without first removing their corn husk casing. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee. DO NOT, under any circumstances, complain that the chili is TOO hot or contains no kidney beans, this will get your ass kicked into next week. 9) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know they are not. Many of us have visited Northern hell-holes like Detroit, Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Delta is ready when you are. Move your ass on home -before we kick it. 10) Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Texans understand what we are saying and that's all that matters. Now, go away, or we'll kick your ass. 11) Don't complain that certain areas of this state "smell" of oil. If your livelihood depended on those wells you'd soon learn to love the aroma. Besides, None of OUR lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick your ass all the way back to Pittsburgh, PA. 12) Don't ridicule our Texas manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks. Such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers, or they'll kick your ass-just like they did ours. 13) Don't think we're quaint or losers because most of us live in small towns. We do this because we have enough sense to not live in crime infested cesspools like Baltimore. Make fun of our small towns and we'll kick your ass. 14) DO NOT DARE to tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your ass shot (right after it is kicked). Criticize the barbecue and you may go home in a pine box-minus your ass. 15) Remember, the only reason you are lucky enough to be here in the first place is because we have not pulled the Border Patrol off the Rio Grande and put them on the Red River (where they really belong) to keep your ass out. 16) Enjoy your visit. |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by BarbaraD on Oct 10th, 2004, 7:48am Words to live by... Thanks Rick.... ;;D Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 10th, 2004, 4:59pm 15) Remember, the only reason you are lucky enough to be here in the first place is because we have not pulled the Border Patrol off the Rio Grande and put them on the Red River (where they really belong) to keep your ass out. 16) Enjoy your visit. [/quote] Well hell, guess i can't go to Texas, border patrol won't let me in, ;;D |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by BarbaraD on Oct 11th, 2004, 5:28am Bring your passport..... Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by Donna_D. on Oct 11th, 2004, 10:46pm on 10/09/04 at 21:34:15, Jayne wrote:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Jayne!! Ok, I am working on it. Rick, I got your number and I WILL call. Den, Georgia...got your digits, too...expect a call... Mik...get the conference room ready... WHERE are the rest of the Texans??? Hmmmmm? DD |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by Gator on Oct 11th, 2004, 11:48pm on 10/09/04 at 15:32:27, nani wrote:
Yup. Cadillac in every drive and an outhouse in every back yard. It's true they have discovered air conditioning. I'll just be glad when they figure out indoor plumbing. ;;D Backwards ass country fucks, I can't wait! Gator Uh, yeah Kettle, this here's the Pot. You're black, dude. |
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Title: Yeah... When is the Dallas convention? Post by Mr. Happy on Oct 12th, 2004, 12:14am While all you longhorn rednecks continue to make Complete Fools of yourselves, there's still the issue of a date for DalCon. Granted, you folks like to brag about everything Texan being Big, but you just can't have the entire fucking month of July for DalCon........no matter how damned big your barbecue grill or dirty pickup truck. Somebody go over to OUCH and start a hornet's nest post of date options. IN July.....not ALL of July. Dust suckin rednecks, RJ |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by ZAIRA on Oct 12th, 2004, 4:12pm Luciaaanooo? Do we go in Texas? ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: When is the Dallas convention? Post by Ree on Oct 13th, 2004, 8:19am on 10/12/04 at 16:12:12, ZAIRA wrote:
Dave can we go to Texas with Zazi and Lucianooooooooooooo? LOLOL ree |
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