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(Message started by: alleyoop on Oct 9^th, 2004, 12:19am)

Title: Cat owners.........
Post by alleyoop on Oct 9^th, 2004, 12:19am

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds...

..........................alley ;;D

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by Ronny on Oct 9^th, 2004, 7:29am

Hehehe

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by clarence on Oct 9^th, 2004, 8:04am

Very Nice!

Casey

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by eddie on Oct 9^th, 2004, 10:24am

http://www.geocities.com/etpt111501/wet_cat.jpg
Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8 . The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
http://www.geocities.com/etpt111501/dog_laugh.jpg

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by River_Rat on Oct 9^th, 2004, 10:33am

http://www.2dorks.com/video/ford_cat.mpg

http://www.2dorks.com/video/pinkey.wmv

http://www.2dorks.com/video/cat_vs_fan.mpg

I love cats,

NORM

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by Tim_Z on Oct 9^th, 2004, 12:28pm

Gotta love Pinky. Looked like a bad day at the shelter.

Tim

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by Jonny on Oct 9^th, 2004, 12:29pm

Now thats funny.....LMMFAO ;;D

I have two cats and love the hell out of them , but thats funny as all hell, Norm.....LOL

........................................jonny

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by Jimmy_B on Oct 9^th, 2004, 12:47pm

No animals were harmed in the shooting of these videos...however 1 Animal Control Officer was pretty F'd up [smiley=laugh.gif]

Get em, Pinky

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by LeLimey on Oct 9^th, 2004, 3:26pm

These are brilliant! Best laugh I've had all week although I don't suppose my two cats Widdle and Puke would agree!!

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Oct 9^th, 2004, 8:03pm

I almost peed my pants on that second one ...

Kris

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by BlueMeanie on Oct 9^th, 2004, 8:18pm

on 10/09/04 at 20:03:03, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

I almost peed my pants on that second one ...
Kris

I'll bet the animal control warden did. LMAO

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by alleyoop on Oct 9^th, 2004, 8:25pm

on 10/09/04 at 10:24:18, eddie wrote:

LMAO Eddie!!!!!!!!
Tell me you didn't actually try that!!!

.........................alley [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Cat owners.........
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 9^th, 2004, 9:44pm

LMAO!! ROCK ON, PINKEY!!! Don't let the bastards grind you down! [smiley=laugh.gif]

I am the human servant of two cats. They allow me to live in their home, allow me the privilege of feeding them, and occasionally, they allow such a peasant as I to actually touch, pet, or groom their royal coats.