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(Message started by: Jonny on Oct 8th, 2004, 11:17pm)
Title: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 8th, 2004, 11:17pm
FUCK OFF!!!!

I dont vent.......LMMFAO

...................................jonny
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jayne on Oct 8th, 2004, 11:26pm
You tatooed TWERP!
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by kimh on Oct 8th, 2004, 11:29pm
Toe Yew.
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Racer1_NC on Oct 8th, 2004, 11:32pm
Jonny doesn't vent, he farts.  ;;D
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by kimh on Oct 8th, 2004, 11:34pm
No he tats, i fart.
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 9th, 2004, 12:33am
jonny's the inVENTor of the unVENT.  

was this preVENTable?

yeah, but I would have missed    ;;D   ;;D

good one


Kevin M
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 9th, 2004, 11:48am
To vent or not to vent....that is the question.

I choose never to burden anyone with my bullshit life....why?......because you all have enough bullshit in your lives without having to hear mine.

I have, always and will deal with my bullshit on my own....its how I be.

I think theres a turtle in Florida with constipation that needs some vibes.....Lets give it up! ;;D

..........................................jonny
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by john_d on Oct 9th, 2004, 11:54am
Vibes is one of the most substantial goings-on here at clusterheadaches.com.  When writing these simple text messages with our little emoticons, communication is, well, limited;  but the flow of humanity from vibe exchange is the best thing we got going on.    Vibes to that turtle bro  ;;D

edit
oh yeah, but I also hate asking for them myself.  But I will in a pinch, it feels so good to see people give a shit.
Title: so kind
Post by yikes_another_one on Oct 9th, 2004, 12:05pm
how can you offord to be so kind? [smiley=huh.gif]

guess it's a guy thang. 8)

I never miss a chance to vent, whine, moan...

;;D
Title: Re: so kind
Post by Jonny on Oct 9th, 2004, 12:24pm

on 10/09/04 at 12:05:43, yikes_another_one wrote:
how can you offord to be so kind? [smiley=huh.gif]


If I knew what "offord" meant I probably could answer you but seeing that I dont I'll refrain from answering.
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jimmy_B on Oct 9th, 2004, 12:28pm
"Jai guru de la vam....ohmmm"

Vibes from Pa. for the turtle who can't get it out of his shell. May he soon stop up the toilet.

Jimmy
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Kirk on Oct 9th, 2004, 12:39pm
I've seen volcanoes vent. Don't recall ever noticeing if you do or not jonny. [smiley=bloos.gif]
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by vig on Oct 9th, 2004, 12:42pm
"I really hate to vent..."

me too.
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 9th, 2004, 7:57pm
Vent, naw, not you

one for you though bro:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Jimbo803/stfu1.jpg
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by john_d on Oct 9th, 2004, 7:58pm
THE RESEMBLANCE IS FUCKEN UNCANNY
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by nani on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:02pm

Quote:
the flow of humanity from vibe exchange is the best thing we got going on
 Personally - I can never get enuf humanity... Jonny - honey - venting is good for the soul :-*
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jayne on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:03pm

on 10/09/04 at 19:57:24, Longhaired Redneck wrote:
Vent, naw, not you

one for you though bro:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Jimbo803/stfu1.jpg



I love this photo!!!!!!

It is a mutant version of Mr Happy and Den combined.
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by don on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:08pm

Quote:
because you all have enough bullshit in your lives without having to hear mine.


Thats right, so..................................

STFUJ
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:14pm
I have thought long and hard about coming to each and every one of your houses and ramming my boot down your throat.

I'll get back to ya's

...............................................jonny
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by BlueMeanie on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:20pm

on 10/09/04 at 20:14:14, Jonny wrote:
I have thought long and hard about coming to each and every one of your houses and ramming my boot down your throat.

I'll get back to ya's

...............................................jonny


That's good jonny, let it all out. Vent away, you'll feel better. lol
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:29pm

on 10/09/04 at 20:20:37, BlueMeanie wrote:
That's good jonny, let it all out. Vent away, you'll feel better. lol


alright Blue!   ;;D    I think that's called a CON-VENT


Kevin M
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Redd715 on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:29pm
Ok bro come on...the light will be on and you can bring the boot.
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:30pm
[smiley=beer.gif]

come on, fridge stocked, targets at the pond,

WELCOME
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jayne on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:32pm

on 10/09/04 at 20:29:22, Kevin_M wrote:
alright Blue!   ;;D    I think that's called a CON-VENT


Kevin M


He's here all week folks...$5 cover charge at the door, for a great night of fun filled laughter ;)
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:32pm

on 10/09/04 at 20:29:38, Redd715 wrote:
Ok bro come on...the light will be on and you can bring the boot.


Yahoo.......;;D

..................................jonny
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by don on Oct 9th, 2004, 9:08pm
Wanna stop by Papa Ginos on the way.

1 Large ham and onion would be nice.

See ya soon sweetie!
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 9th, 2004, 9:19pm
I think that turtle just fired off a missile, dude. FWUMP!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Jonny, do what you need to do, bro'. Regardless of what's happening in your life or with your deformed hypothalamathingie, I hope it all works out. (Lord knows, that turtle was certainly able to "work it out." )  [smiley=laugh.gif]  May your boots be ever free of turtle chit.  8)
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by alleyoop on Oct 9th, 2004, 9:36pm
Got a keeper for ya J!
http://community.webshots.com/s/image18/4/85/16/198048516pvaSUt_ph.jpg

..........................alley ;;D
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by nani on Oct 10th, 2004, 10:03am

Quote:
coming to each and every one of your houses and ramming my boot down your throat.
 Oh good - when you get here you can help me find the turtle that we lost in the pond (my kids think he's dead and are freakin' out). He really does need vibes... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by don on Oct 10th, 2004, 10:35am

Quote:
help me find the turtle that we lost in the pond


Bait him with lettuce. He'll show up. (the turtle, not Jonny)
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by john_d on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:17am

on 10/09/04 at 20:14:14, Jonny wrote:
I have thought long and hard about coming to each and every one of your houses and ramming my boot down your throat.

I'll get back to ya's

...............................................jonny


You are always welcome, but I just got new carpet so the boots are staying on the porch....and wear clean socks  ;;D
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:38am

on 10/10/04 at 11:17:01, john_d wrote:
You are always welcome, but I just got new carpet so the boots are staying on the porch....and wear clean socks  ;;D


Thanks, but new carpet smell triggers me...You have anything along the lines of an outhouse?...Oh wait, the smell of shit triggers me.......can I sleep with the dog?....Shit!, dog smell triggers me.

Do you have a large flat rock in the middle of a field?....Oh wait, large flat rocks in the middles of fields trigger me.

Do you have a gun....with a trigger?
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by john_d on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:44am

on 10/10/04 at 11:38:16, Jonny wrote:
Thanks, but new carpet smell triggers me...You have anything along the lines of an outhouse?...Oh wait, the smell of shit triggers me.......can I sleep with the dog?....Shit!, dog smell triggers me.

Do you have a large flat rock in the middle of a field?....Oh wait, large flat rocks in the middles of fields trigger me.

Do you have a gun....with a trigger?


No guns suprisingly, I was into them as a kid, thought for sure I would have a couple dozen by now.  

I have a pool table!
 
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:50am
Sadly, the sight of a nine ball triggers me  :(
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by john_d on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:52am

on 10/10/04 at 11:50:48, Jonny wrote:
Sadly, the sight of a nine ball triggers me  :(


LMAO!!  
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Redd715 on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:56am

on 10/10/04 at 11:50:48, Jonny wrote:
Sadly, the sight of a nine ball triggers me  :(


Bro sometimes you just too much!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]




edit for typos
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 12:02pm

on 10/10/04 at 11:56:47, Redd715 wrote:
Bro sometimes you just too much!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]


That not the first time a woman has told me that ;)
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Redd715 on Oct 10th, 2004, 12:05pm

on 10/10/04 at 12:02:49, Jonny wrote:
That not the first time a woman has told me that ;)



::)

I just KNEW you'd come back with something like that!  
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 12:11pm

on 10/10/04 at 12:05:35, Redd715 wrote:
I just KNEW you'd come back with something like that!  

Its the story of my life, It seems that I always have to much **** and never enough money.

Im gonna stick three nine balls in my ass and jump off a cliff, yeah...that will do it!!
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Redd715 on Oct 10th, 2004, 12:19pm

on 10/10/04 at 12:11:49, Jonny wrote:
Its the story of my life, It seems that I always have to much **** and never enough money.

Im gonna stick three nine balls in my ass and jump off a cliff, yeah...that will do it!!


Thank you for THAT visual Darlin'.....Yeouch!!!!
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jimmy_B on Oct 10th, 2004, 12:21pm

on 10/10/04 at 12:11:49, Jonny wrote:
Im gonna stick three nine balls in my ass and jump off a cliff, yeah...that will do it!!


Please no!!! If not for yourself...for the Turtle. :'(

Jimmy
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 12:27pm

Quote:
author=Jimmy_B link=board=general;num=1097291838;start=25#40 date=10/10/04 at 12:21:42Please no!!! If not for yourself...for the Turtle. :'(


LMMFAO!!!....now I can go shower laughing...Redd, wanna come with?
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Redd715 on Oct 10th, 2004, 12:29pm
I'll have to be there in spirit Darlin... ;)
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 12:51pm

on 10/10/04 at 12:29:13, Redd715 wrote:
I'll have to be there in spirit Darlin... ;)


And you were, my **** says thank you ;;D
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 5:03pm
Is everyone ready?
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by LeLimey on Oct 10th, 2004, 5:16pm
*feeling I'm going to regret this*

Ready for what Jonny?!!
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by don on Oct 10th, 2004, 5:43pm

Quote:
Im gonna stick three nine balls in my ass


Better nine balls in your ass than eight balls in your nose!
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 9:52pm

on 10/10/04 at 17:16:43, LeLimey wrote:
*feeling I'm going to regret this*

Ready for what Jonny?!!


Shhhh, we have a lot of ground to cover before we can get in to it, beware of the north Koreans, sneaky little bastards!!

Gather up all the nine balls you can, we need the protection of the sphere, one of these days we will over ride the one that hunts us.

Oh no!, time to reconsider.....its here and there is no door out....run!, opps, that dont work....Hide, yeah right

Pull the trigger ;;D
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Oct 10th, 2004, 10:03pm
OMG - he's finally fallen over the edge!  Quick, somebody call the guys with the white jackets - you know the ones with the extra long sleeves!   ;;D
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by don on Oct 10th, 2004, 10:17pm

Quote:
Quick, somebody call the guys with the white jackets - you know the ones with the extra long sleeves!    


The workers at the Perdue Chicken plant?

What are they gonna do?
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 10:21pm

on 10/10/04 at 22:03:43, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
OMG - he's finally fallen over the edge!  Quick, somebody call the guys with the white jackets - you know the ones with the extra long sleeves!   ;;D


Shhh, your thinking to loud....they might hear you.

The real meaning evidence is when they pull out the key to unlock the brain that has been thinking things beyond that of a mere human after the midgets fall from the sky to hurt us.

Would anyone like a barito and fries?

There has to be another way, ahhh, more nine balls....thats the ticket batman!
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 10th, 2004, 10:57pm

on 10/10/04 at 22:21:27, Jonny wrote:
Would anyone like a barito and fries?


Are you sure you followed the followed directions EXACTLY on the clusterbuster recipe board???

    ;;D


Kevin M
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:02pm

on 10/10/04 at 22:57:02, Kevin_M wrote:
Are you sure you followed the followed directions EXACTLY on the clusterbuster recipe board???


Why, was I supposed to follow it twice? ;;D
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:07pm

on 10/10/04 at 23:02:19, Jonny wrote:
Why, was I supposed to follow it twice? ;;D


Just seeing if you seeing if you'd catch that.


Kevin M
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by john_d on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:20pm
I hope it works bro.
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:20pm
When men were oysters they worked in the field.

They was hard working oysters, and white suburban women would dance and drink.

I have fairly compelling eveidence that if you touch it it will fall off.

I love her so, that she must know, it goes straight through her heart.

Im sitting on a rainbow....Damn, my ass is itchy!
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:32pm

on 10/10/04 at 23:20:43, Jonny wrote:
Im sitting on a rainbow....Damn, my ass is itchy!


The lepracaun's gold is less shiny now.   He says change your underwear dude.    8)


Kevin M

   
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 10th, 2004, 11:42pm
I would like to deeply apologize to the following:

Doug, Monte, Psycho, Tom, Patty, Mushkin, Joey Z, Beateaux, Skinny Joe and every person named Felix.

Express yourself, just say YES!
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by alleyoop on Oct 11th, 2004, 6:03am
Sounds like the shrooms took care of your headache among other things! [smiley=laugh.gif]

.........................alley ;;D
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by clarence on Oct 11th, 2004, 6:27am
This has got to be thr greatest thread ever!

By the way: what ever happened to that turtle?

Casey
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by EmpressJMB on Oct 11th, 2004, 7:55am
Jonny...you are sooooooo entertaining!  Hope it worked.
Thanks you guys for starting my day off with a smile!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by john_d on Oct 11th, 2004, 8:45am
So Jonny, how was your night?  ;;D
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 11th, 2004, 9:03am

on 10/11/04 at 08:45:29, john_d wrote:
So Jonny, how was your night?  ;;D


Simply marvelous, I caught up with the turtle, filled him with tapioca pudding and put him to bed.

I think he loves me for who I am and not how many red banana hammocks I own.
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 11th, 2004, 9:46am

on 10/11/04 at 09:03:51, Jonny wrote:
I think he loves me for who I am and not how many red banana hammocks I own.


Awww, now isn't that a better morning than, "Where's my car dude?"  

;)


Kevin M
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by don on Oct 11th, 2004, 10:30am
How many times have I told you

DO NOT order extra mushrooms on your steak sandmoooch.
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 11th, 2004, 10:53am

on 10/11/04 at 10:30:18, don wrote:
How many times have I told you

DO NOT order extra mushrooms on your steak sandmoooch.


Why?.....I was born with a self cleaning rectum.......Im in the mood for a chubby pickle....Don?
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by don on Oct 11th, 2004, 11:03am

Quote:
Im in the mood for a chubby pickle.


L Street
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 11th, 2004, 11:14am

on 10/11/04 at 11:03:06, don wrote:
L Street


Be there or be square.....High noon :-*
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by thomas on Oct 11th, 2004, 2:25pm
Hmmmmm you have seemed to reach a new level of conciousness..........  Pretty deep stuff there, bro.  Hope it all goes well and you get some more of that good ol' pf time.  ;;D
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by Jonny on Oct 11th, 2004, 2:41pm
Its a mad fast melt down, picking up the pieces is where it gets tricky as long as you can see past the fields of .....umm.....ahhh.....fields....ya, thats it!
Title: Re: I really hate to vent
Post by don on Oct 11th, 2004, 6:16pm

Quote:
Be there or be square.....High noon


Cant make it but when you see Bruno tell him to stop using the disposable razors. He has little pieces of toilet paper all over his back.


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