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(Message started by: ShariRae on Oct 6^th, 2004, 11:06am)

Title: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by ShariRae on Oct 6^th, 2004, 11:06am

A 67-year-old man from Romania ran out of his house to quieten a noisy chicken which was keeping him awake. Thinking that he he had caught the offender, he cut its throat with a knife, only to find that he had cut off his own penis by mistake.
To make matters worse, his dog grabbed the penis and ate it. The man, Constantin Mocanu, from the town of Galati, was taken to hospital with heavy bleeding but is now in a stable condition.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck. I cut it and the dog rushed and ate it." he said

Give new meaning to "Chokin the Chicken!"

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 6^th, 2004, 11:08am

"Snausages!"

What the hell, man??? I mean, really... He didn't feel it when he grabbed ahold of it? The dog ate it instantly? Something's very wrong with this story.

[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by thomas on Oct 6^th, 2004, 11:11am

He had a hold of the wrong cock! Yes something is very wrong, what is a naked man doing with a chicken and a dog???????/ [smiley=bloos.gif] [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by ShariRae on Oct 6^th, 2004, 11:52am

lol.. I have no idea..
check it out at shortnews.com....
lotsa off the wall stuff there...
Shari

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 6^th, 2004, 11:59am

short news.

Well, I guess he won't be so cocky anymore. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by Rock_Lobster on Oct 6^th, 2004, 12:11pm

It could be worse... he could be 27.

At 67, one could venture that it was just being used for pissing anyway.

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by ArCane on Oct 6^th, 2004, 1:16pm

How many drugs was he on at the time? To mistake one's penis for a chicken is....is just crazy!

Quote:

I mean, really... He didn't feel it when he grabbed ahold of it?

How about when he got half way through it with the knife? You cant tell me he didnt feel it then. Did he say to himself, "Im half way through might as well go all the way."? Ive never been that messed up in my life and I would guess few have.

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 6^th, 2004, 1:19pm

Maybe he's Loreena Bobbit's new husband and thought he would save her the trouble... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by echo on Oct 6^th, 2004, 1:54pm

on 10/06/04 at 12:11:11, Rock_Lobster wrote:

It could be worse... he could be 27.

At 67, one could venture that it was just being used for pissing anyway.

It can't get hard when it's laying in the yard! ;;D

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by vig on Oct 6^th, 2004, 1:55pm

Isn't natural selection a wonderful thing? Now he can't breed.

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 6^th, 2004, 2:18pm

Rover took over and got him a bone of his own! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by StueyStu on Oct 7^th, 2004, 2:43pm

When I post stuff does a picture show up or a red X? Just curious. Stuey

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by fubar on Oct 7^th, 2004, 2:48pm

on 10/07/04 at 14:43:52, StueyStu wrote:

When I post stuff does a picture show up or a red X? Just curious. Stuey

Trick question, right? I see a picture of a red X... hehe

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by StueyStu on Oct 7^th, 2004, 2:51pm

Well that's no good. I put my picture in the profile. I can see the picture on my screen. Don't know why nobody else sees the picture but me. I don't look like a red X.

Title: Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
Post by Cerberus on Oct 7^th, 2004, 9:40pm

Dogs don't know its not bacon.