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(Message started by: alleyoop on Oct 5^th, 2004, 4:12am)

Title: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by alleyoop on Oct 5^th, 2004, 4:12am

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041004/ap_on_hi_te/japan_the_sound_princess_1

............................alley

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 5^th, 2004, 8:53am

I want one that makes real LOUD fart noises.

Oh....Wait.........I already have one. I'm sitting on it.[smiley=blush.gif]

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by TomM on Oct 5^th, 2004, 9:04am

Ever wonder why we are more concerned about things like this around strangers, people we will never see again, but have no problem in front of our spousal unit or our kids? [smiley=huh.gif]
I ponder that frequently. :P
TomM

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 5^th, 2004, 9:21am

on 10/05/04 at 09:04:07, TomM wrote:

Ever wonder why we are more concerned about things like this around strangers,

Speak for yourself.

A fart that makes no noise in public is wasted effort.

A dump in a public restroom should be made as loud and obnoxious as possible.

Just like you said.... You'll most likely never see these people again so you might as well give them something to remember you by...
;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by Hirvimaki on Oct 5^th, 2004, 9:39am

Brought to you by one of the most bizarre cultures in history. A weird mix of sexual repression and sexual perversion. Buru sera (and you thought Sailor Moon was just for the kiddos...), bukkake, ashikoki, debusen, yagai, iryou fetchi and a host of other wonderful fetishes. If you think you've a problem with porn, rest assured that there is someone in Japan who is freakier than you are. I shall never forget the time I spent in Kyoto.

Ah, yuri-ecchi... gotta love that lesbian anime porn. ;;D

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by Jayne on Oct 5^th, 2004, 9:52am

on 10/05/04 at 09:39:14, Hirvimaki wrote:

I totally agree with you Hirvimaki.
It was so strange going into their equivalent of Blockbusters to get a video, and 3/4 of the shop was porn.
In Tokyo, the have vending machines on some of the street corners.....I looked closely one day to see if I could mabey grab a coke before heading back to my apartment.
It was porn videos and small sucking machines for your penis.
Beleive me, I have some stories about me living it that country.
I loved the old people and the very young....but the inbetween....especially business men YUCK!!

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by Hirvimaki on Oct 5^th, 2004, 10:01am

Ah yes, the business men... Grey suit by day, airline stewardess uniform and boxing gloves by night. And there is something disturbing about porn which depicts broccoli being put up someone's butt.

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 5^th, 2004, 10:28am

I lived there for ten years. I can vouch for these stories... How about the perverted manga, (comic books) or the issues of Playboy that look like the womens' genital areas have been attacked by angry wolverines? The thing is, you come back stateside and try to tell people about this stuff, and they look at you like you're lying. LOL

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by don on Oct 5^th, 2004, 11:57am

Quote:

A fart that makes no noise in public is wasted effort.

Not on a crowded bus at 6 AM. 8)

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 5^th, 2004, 12:01pm

on 10/05/04 at 11:57:30, don wrote:

Not on a crowded bus at 6 AM. 8)

I stand corrected.

I stealth fart in the right environment can be very enjoyable.

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by Charlie on Oct 5^th, 2004, 6:27pm

File this in my Pet Rock file. What a con...... ::)
Outdoor streetcorner suck kiosks? What is the world coming to? http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/slap.gif
Charlie

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by Jimi on Oct 5^th, 2004, 7:32pm

Er.ah.....Jayne.......ah..about that machine, I ah....have a friend that might be interested in that. Do you know if they still sell em? :)

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by Charlie on Oct 5^th, 2004, 7:43pm

Over here they are called "bloodpressure cuffs."

Everything is bigger in the States :o

Charlie

Title: Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
Post by Jayne on Oct 6^th, 2004, 12:00am

on 10/05/04 at 19:32:03, Jimi wrote:

Er.ah.....Jayne.......ah..about that machine, I ah....have a friend that might be interested in that. Do you know if they still sell em? :)

well if it's for you sweetheart, you could just stick yer doo dahr in the end of a turkey baister...that oughta do ya.

Glad I could help.