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(Message started by: Ronny on Oct 3rd, 2004, 8:26am)

Title: Just a little joke...
Post by Ronny on Oct 3rd, 2004, 8:26am
A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet
could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sence. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ : 96 FM here, what's your name ?
Caller :" Hi my name is Dave"

DJ : hello Dave, what's your word ?
Caller : "goan, spelled G O A N"

DJ : indeed, the word GOAN is not in de dictionary. Now for the trip to Bali, what sentence
can you use that word in that would make sense ?

Caller : "Goan fuck yourself !"

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all succesfull until :

DJ : 96 FM here , what's your name ?
Caller : "my name is Jeff"

DJ : Hi Jeff what's your word ?
Caller : smee, spelled S M E E

DJ : that's correct , smee is not in the dictionary ! what sentence can you use that word in that
would make sence ?

Caller: "smee again, goan fuck yourself !"

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by Jonny on Oct 3rd, 2004, 8:29am
LMAO.....;;D

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by BobG on Oct 3rd, 2004, 12:51pm
ahmo.............

As in "One mo joke like that and ahmo cuttin' yo finga off"

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:05pm
We have SEVERAL words here in the South that Webster's probably doesn't recognize...

My favorite, (and probably the one I use too often) is


Ustacould-(Ewe-stuh-kud)


No I don't play softball anymore, but I ustacould.



See Y'all,

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by purpleydog on Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:28pm
Ronny,  did he win the trip?  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:32pm

on 10/03/04 at 12:51:02, BobG wrote:
ahmo.............

As in "One mo joke like that and ahmo cuttin' yo finga off"

[smiley=laugh.gif]



Hey Bob,

Wasn't cutting fingers off invented in Vegas?


;)


DD

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by Jimmy_B on Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:33pm

on 10/03/04 at 13:05:43, Donna_D. wrote:
We have SEVERAL words here in the South that Webster's probably doesn't recognize...

My favorite, (and probably the one I use too often) is


Ustacould-(Ewe-stuh-kud)


No I don't play softball anymore, but I ustacould.



See Y'all,

;;D

DD


Don't forget javnuffdeet as in:

Right after dinner, my mom always asks..."javnuffdeet"

Jimmy

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by Ronny on Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:38pm

on 10/03/04 at 13:28:13, purpleydog wrote:
Ronny,  did he win the trip?  [smiley=laugh.gif]



Naah, he was disqualified.  ;)

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:59pm
Yonta-Yawn-tuh


We are going to the store. Yonta go?



DD

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by BobG on Oct 3rd, 2004, 2:28pm

Quote:
Wasn't cutting fingers off invented in Vegas?

Yep!

Did you know that radar was first used in Texas?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep_2002/OnlyInTexas1.jpg

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by jimbo on Oct 3rd, 2004, 2:35pm
Urinate:

I think urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be a Ten ;;D ;;LMMFYBO

Seeya,

Jimbo

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by Ronny on Oct 3rd, 2004, 2:36pm

on 10/03/04 at 14:28:50, BobG wrote:
Yep!

Did you know that radar was first used in Texas?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep_2002/OnlyInTexas1.jpg


OMG, i would love to see one of those over here and honk the horn like crazy to stampede the horse.
that'll teach them.

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by Sean_C on Oct 3rd, 2004, 9:12pm
LMAO too funny ;;D

Sean..................

Title: Re: Just a little joke...
Post by Jayne on Oct 3rd, 2004, 9:16pm
Good one Ron!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]



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