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(Message started by: Leesa on Sep 30^th, 2004, 2:53pm)

Title: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMAO
Post by Leesa on Sep 30^th, 2004, 2:53pm

Judy thank you for this!! LMAO

Watch out for these new viruses - -

Neither Symantec, Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!!

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on.

The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files..

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves... but will be back!

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows.

Title: Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 30^th, 2004, 2:58pm

[smiley=eek.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
Post by Kirk on Sep 30^th, 2004, 2:59pm

Damn Leesa. Have pity on an old guys heart. Spilled my Coke and had to change keyboards [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
Post by Svenn on Sep 30^th, 2004, 3:11pm

This is definatly a keeper Leesa ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
Post by Leesa on Sep 30^th, 2004, 3:12pm

Kirk, thats what its ment to do babe!! I had to do the same thing too! LMAO
ME ;;D

Title: Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
Post by broomhilda on Sep 30^th, 2004, 3:15pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

LMAO Leesa!!!

Title: Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
Post by Charlie on Sep 30^th, 2004, 3:46pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/chairfall.gif
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/meter.gif

Hilarious. Thanks Leesa

Charlie

Title: Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
Post by Opus on Sep 30^th, 2004, 3:49pm

Leesa,
I don't know about that Al Gore Virus, you would think it would send something on the Internet seeing that he invented it.

Kirk,
I just got "The Virtually Indestructable Keyboard", It's coke/coffee/food proof, and washable.

Opus/Paul