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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Sep 29^th, 2004, 4:29pm)

Title: Little Timmy and the Worm
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 29^th, 2004, 4:29pm

Little Timmy and his grandfather are outside raking leaves, when a worm burrow is exposed and the worm is wriggling on top of the soil. Timmy tries to put the worm back into its hole and his grandfather says, "You can't put that worm back in there!" Timmy replies that he can, so his grandfather says, "Fine. I'll bet you five dollars you can't!" Timmy says, "You're on!" He runs into the house, fetches a can of hairspray, soaks the worm with it, and stuffs it back into its burrow. His grandfather is surprised, but gives Timmy a five dollar bill. Grandfather takes the can of hairspray back in the house. He returns about twenty minutes later and hands Timmy five dollars. Timmy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars!" His grandfather replies, "That's from your grandmother."

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Title: Re: Little Timmy and the Worm
Post by Gena on Sep 29^th, 2004, 4:49pm

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