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(Message started by: thomas on Sep 29^th, 2004, 10:23am)

Title: Speaking of Californians
Post by thomas on Sep 29^th, 2004, 10:23am

CALIFORNIANS

So as to not be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:

1. Your co-worker has 8-body piercing and none are visible,

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house,

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English,

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Breeze,

5. You can't remember. . Is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor,

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian,

9. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears,

11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt any TV broadcast,

12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.,

13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotch less chaps and you don't even notice,

14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 a.m. at Star bucks' wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is George Clooney,

15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment,

16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag,

17. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "storm watch,"

19. You have to leave the big company meeting early, because Billy Blanks, himself, is teaching the 4:00 p.m. Tae Bo class,

20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers,

21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

22. Hey -- Is Pot Illegal?

23. Both you and your dog have therapists . . .

and lastly,

24. The Terminator is your governor.

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by psycofemale0403 on Sep 29^th, 2004, 11:10am

lmao! That was so funny. I'm not from Cali, but I have a few friends that are... so tell me ... is pot legal?!!!! LOL

~ Lisa

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by Gator on Sep 29^th, 2004, 11:19am

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] Good one Thomas!

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 29^th, 2004, 11:31am

LOL! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by alleyoop on Sep 29^th, 2004, 11:34am

LMAO!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Good to see YOU posting again Thomas!

.........................alley

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 29^th, 2004, 12:24pm

So as to not be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:

You didn't even notice yesterdays earth quake.

But........

You might be a redneck if...

The grass in your driveway is longer than the grass in your yard.

You have more than one disabled lawn mower in your yard.

You leave Church early so you won't miss a NASCAR race.

Your camper has more miles on it than your work car.

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by Luke63 on Sep 29^th, 2004, 12:25pm

Cute one thomas!!!!
Maybe i should become a Mary Kay rep instead of moving..... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Luke

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by thomas on Sep 29^th, 2004, 12:26pm

on 09/29/04 at 12:25:13, Luke63 wrote:

Cute one thomas!!!!
Maybe i should become a Mary Kay rep instead of moving..... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Luke

No, you are too good-looking as a guy. Wouldn't want to waste those features in drag! ;)

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by Luke63 on Sep 29^th, 2004, 2:51pm

on 09/29/04 at 12:26:51, thomas wrote:

No, you are too good-looking as a guy.

When I grow up....I wanna marry you thomas!!!! ;;D
Luke

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by thomas on Sep 29^th, 2004, 2:57pm

on 09/29/04 at 14:51:49, Luke63 wrote:

When I grow up....I wanna marry you thomas!!!! ;;D
Luke

Well, thanks. But I'm going to be trying to talk some one else into that job. ;;D

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by Cerberus on Sep 29^th, 2004, 4:08pm

on 09/29/04 at 14:57:28, thomas wrote:

Well, thanks. But I'm going to be trying to talk some one else into that job. ;;D

WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by David A on Sep 29^th, 2004, 4:59pm

on 09/29/04 at 12:24:11, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:

But........

You might be a redneck if...

The grass in your driveway is longer than the grass in your yard.

You have more than one disabled lawn mower in your yard.

You leave Church early so you won't miss a NASCAR race.

Your camper has more miles on it than your work car.

damn EYEBALL you telling me iam a redneck. I don't think so -- those 5 lawnmowers setting in the drive are going to get repaired once the grass around them is taken down so that i can get to them (i tell you what those goats are slow).

laugh if you wish but it is all the honest truth ---

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by Callico_Kid on Sep 30^th, 2004, 3:03am

I want you to know that I thouroughly and most definately repRESENT that redneck remark! ;;D
jc

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 30^th, 2004, 8:40am

on 09/29/04 at 16:59:40, David A wrote:

I'm guilty of all of the ones I posted.

Title: Re: Speaking of Californians
Post by Charlie on Sep 30^th, 2004, 2:53pm

Good stuff kids.

Had a friend....when we were kids....who sent a cassette or two of Bay Area radio stuff. The weather breaks were hilarious.

You know you're from California if you know what a Billy Blanks is....I guess.

Charlie