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(Message started by: pubgirl on Sep 27^th, 2004, 4:41pm)

Title: Bollocks
Post by pubgirl on Sep 27^th, 2004, 4:41pm

Reply only with your favourite swear word (just my mood at the moment)

W

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by IndianaJohn on Sep 27^th, 2004, 4:42pm

Do I have to reply with only one? I have sooo many favorites...

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 27^th, 2004, 4:42pm

FUDDAMUCKA!!! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Jonny on Sep 27^th, 2004, 4:47pm

Nah, to easy.....plus, what kind of shock value would it have if your asking for it ;;D

...........................jonny

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by pubgirl on Sep 27^th, 2004, 5:09pm

No shock value. Just saves 96 lines of whining ;)

W

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Simon on Sep 27^th, 2004, 6:26pm

I normally stick to "dash it", "egad" or "gadzooks". Anything else you may have seen me write is the product of your fevered imaginations.

Dolly

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by BobG on Sep 27^th, 2004, 8:19pm

I once said Dang! And I have used Darn a few times.

I do know for sure that there is a word that refers to a women's private parts (it rhymes with bunt) that you should never, ever use in front of a 4 year old. 4 year olds think it's a funny word and like to repeat it, usually when he's mad at mom.

Hey, for guy's eyes only.................
Did you ever use the term "stink finger" in front of the wife?

Don't ever do that! [smiley=argue.gif]

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 27^th, 2004, 8:25pm

I had quite a colorful vocabulary as a boy. For those of you who are curious, the taste of Irish Spring soap is really really nasty!!
[smiley=hurl.gif] :-X :-X :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by vig on Sep 27^th, 2004, 8:29pm

I grew up on Ivory.
;;D

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Sep 27^th, 2004, 8:29pm

Mine is the same as my mother's was ... "Jesus H. Christ!" I always wondered what the "H" stood for though .....

Kris

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 27^th, 2004, 8:55pm

I have it on good authority, that the "H" stands for "Herbie." See, when I was a little boy, my father was busy in the garage one Saturday afternoon. He broke something or hurt himself and yelled, "Jesus H. Christ!" In all of my 5-year old inquisitiveness, I asked, "Daddy? What does the 'H' stand for?" Exasperated, he replied, "HERBIE!!"

The next morning, in Sunday School, I raised my hand and told the teacher that I knew what Jesus' middle name was. Not without some trepidation, she asked, "Uh... What is Jesus' middle name?"

Later, I saw her speaking with my father. Very strange... [smiley=worried.gif]

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Miklos on Sep 27^th, 2004, 8:58pm

Rowrbazzle! Works for all occasions and can be used in mixed groups.

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Jayne on Sep 27^th, 2004, 9:03pm

apart from "Bollocks" my second favorite would be...

"Fuckin' Norah"

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Tom K on Sep 27^th, 2004, 9:05pm

Work...worst 4 letter word I know.

T

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Sep 27^th, 2004, 9:06pm

Thanks Jeepgun!

My vocabulary is now complete!

Kris

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Opus on Sep 27^th, 2004, 9:53pm

Wendy,
I don't curse much but I have a couple of your title, you can have them, I have no use for them anymore.

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by jhammer on Sep 27^th, 2004, 9:53pm

"Mongolian Cluster Fuck"

ok so it's three words but they go so well together.

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Charlie on Sep 28^th, 2004, 1:54am

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/OH MY SIGN.png

Best? I can do.

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Hat tip.gif

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by rubberplant on Sep 28^th, 2004, 5:47am

Bollocks is one of the best.

We tend to use sentences nowadays. I think it has something to do with making the most of being able to string words together before senility takes the old grey cells away.

In the office I work in, however, the old favourite remains. I'm not going to type it for fear of upsetting some of a nervous disposition or bringing on a cluster!

James

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Woobie on Sep 28^th, 2004, 6:48am

ever since reading Dreamcatcher (stephan king)..
my favorites are now "jesus christ bananas" and "fuck me freddy". only when i get really peeved tho. ;;D

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Gator on Sep 28^th, 2004, 7:05am

mutherfuckintittysuckingoddamnedsonofablueeyedbitch

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Ree on Sep 28^th, 2004, 8:15am

What exactly is Bullocks... what can we compare it too honey???????????? I'm not a swearer but when I do you know I am pissed off.......... Maybe Piss is my favorite I say that alot............ maybe because lately I feel that alot............... hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
the SH word slips now and then and does Freaken count..........Ree

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 28^th, 2004, 8:52am

Clusterfuck and goat-fuck are a couple of personal favorites as well.

"How did the moving company do when they picked up your household goods?"

"Oh god... What a complete goat-fuck...."

(i.e. Used when a group of people are called upon to perform some task, and everything turns into a complete shit-storm.) Oops! There's another one: Shit-storm. LOL

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by netniet on Sep 28^th, 2004, 1:49pm

godverdegodver ;;D

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Tom K on Sep 28^th, 2004, 2:04pm

Jesus Christ on a crutch
Jesus Christ in a sidecar
sonofam*th*rf**k**gbitch

Those are a few favs

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by Gena on Sep 28^th, 2004, 2:26pm

on 09/27/04 at 20:29:51, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

Mine is the same as my mother's was ... "Jesus H. Christ!" I always wondered what the "H" stood for though .....

Kris

That is so funny! I was just talking about this to Thomas because thats what I always say. I believe I decided it stood for HOLY

Title: Re: Bollocks
Post by thomas on Sep 28^th, 2004, 2:33pm

Yes, that was quite the conversation. LOL