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(Message started by: purpleydog on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 7:26am)

Title: Women Over 30
Post by purpleydog on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 7:26am

This little gem was written by Andy Rooney.

"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 7:56am

Right on, Andy Rooney!! [smiley=thumb.gif]

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 8:39am

Andy Rooney does NOT know my wife.

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by vig on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 8:51am

spot on
thx CHris
Doesn't matter who said it, still fitting.

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Jayne on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 9:34am

Thank you for making my morning :-*

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by BarbaraD on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 9:42am

And we only IMPROVE with age.....

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 9:57am

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp

It wasn't penned by Andy Rooney, but rather, Frank Kaiser and the original title was "Woman Over 40."

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Leesa on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 12:32pm

Thanks Chris you made my day!! This is a keeper!! Dave will love this!!
Leesa ;;D

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by purpleydog on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 12:39pm

Thanks for the clarification, Frank.

pd

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 1:09pm

Well, to be honest, I was looking for an essay that was penned some years ago, called, "In Praise Of Large Women." I didn't find it, but I did find this link to Snopes. Sorry... It's still a fabulous essay though, and I couldn't agree more: Older women RULE!! :)

(And women with some meat on their bones, please! I'm sick and tired of these waifs that have no curves, have little-boy asses, and no boobs. What the hell? If you climb into bed with them, you're going to end up getting stabbed with a hipbone! Look at Botticelli's work! Now THERE'S a guy who knew what the feminine form was all about!)
[smiley=sayyes.gif]

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Linda_Howell on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 3:09pm

WHOEVER said it, is now my newest best friend. ;;D

Linda

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by thomas on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 3:11pm

My girl is absolutley perfect in every way. ;;D

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Charlie on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 3:27pm

Thanks Chris. We needed that...although my old squeeze continued to comment on everything I said with "What do you mean by that?" well into her 40s. She was still doing it in the few emails we had. Must have been me of course.

Charlie

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by purpleydog on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 5:16pm

Figures, Charlie. I really wouldn't know... I just turned 29 this year...again. ;)

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Ruth on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 5:31pm

That was great thanks for sharing

Ruth ;)

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by BobG on Sep 23^rd, 2004, 7:49pm

Quote:

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Bingo!

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Miklos on Sep 24^th, 2004, 2:31pm

I just turned thirty for the second time.

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by alleyoop on Sep 24^th, 2004, 2:42pm

on 09/23/04 at 07:26:21, purpleydog wrote:

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Take note Chuck!

.................................alley ;;D

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Sean_C on Sep 24^th, 2004, 11:33pm

LMAO Where does he come up with this crap ;;D He always ends up putting it in perspective too ;;D

Sean..............

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Bec on Sep 25^th, 2004, 10:48am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Good one PD, but I wouldn't know Iam still 29, [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
and will before ever

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Jonny on Sep 26^th, 2004, 12:46pm

Women over 30 should be shot.....theres too much cellulite in this world as it is

...............................jonny

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Charlie on Sep 26^th, 2004, 3:01pm

Logan's Run for wimmin only?

Cool! ;;D

Charlie 8)

Title: Re: Women Over 30
Post by Donna_D. on Sep 27^th, 2004, 12:06am

on 09/26/04 at 12:46:54, Jonny wrote:

Women over 30 should be shot.....theres too much cellulite in this world as it is

...............................jonny

Hmmmmmm....is this this where I tell you to kiss the fattest part of my ass or just send you a great big
SMOOOOOCH

;)

DD