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Title: Confucius Say..... Post by Donna_D. on Sep 22nd, 2004, 9:59pm Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone. Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk. Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts. Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist. Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak. Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches. Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key. Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers... War do not determine who right, war determine who left OK...gimme your best Confucious say.... Time for some fun!!! DD |
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Title: Re: Confucious Say..... Post by PittsburghJoe on Sep 22nd, 2004, 10:02pm Woman who dye hair red not really redhead, by cracky! Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Two owl not best pair of hooters. |
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Title: Re: Confucious Say..... Post by Melissa on Sep 22nd, 2004, 10:04pm Man who go through airport terminal sideways going to Bangkok. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Confucious Say..... Post by Redd715 on Sep 22nd, 2004, 10:11pm Boy who fool around with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. Elevator smell different to midget. Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off. He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts. |
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Title: Re: Confucious Say..... Post by Jimmy_B on Sep 22nd, 2004, 10:52pm Man who screw chicken...get hen-pecked... I got nothin :-/ or Man who walk middle of road...get hit by truck, going both ways. |
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Title: Re: Confucius Say..... Post by Bec on Sep 22nd, 2004, 11:04pm Confucius say "He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind" |
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Title: Re: Confucius Say..... Post by kimmiedawn81 on Sep 22nd, 2004, 11:50pm Man who stands on toilet gets high on pot. |
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Title: Re: Confucius Say..... Post by jhammer on Sep 23rd, 2004, 7:51am Confucius say... Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk Oral sex makes ones day...anal sex makes one's whole week |
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Title: Re: Confucius Say..... Post by notseinfeld on Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:05am Re: Confucius Say..... It's good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl. |
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Title: Re: Confucius Say..... Post by thomas on Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:06am You fuck with the bull and you get the horn. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Confucius Say..... Post by Gena on Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:20am on 09/23/04 at 10:06:41, thomas wrote:
If you get the horn your fucking with the wrongend dude! |
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Title: Re: Confucius Say..... Post by thomas on Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:31am on 09/23/04 at 10:20:10, Gena wrote:
lol, I am the bull. ;) |
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Title: Re: Confucius Say..... Post by jimbo on Sep 23rd, 2004, 11:31am Woman who fly upside-down have crack-up! ;;D Seeya, jimbo |
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Title: Re: Confucius Say..... Post by Tom K on Sep 23rd, 2004, 11:45am Blind man who lose hat in cow pasture is $h!thead. |
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Title: Re: Confucius Say..... Post by Leesa on Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:54pm Confusius say........man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth and woman run faster with skirt up then man do with pants down, man who got to bed with hardon wake up with gooey fingers. Leesa ;;D |
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