Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2004 Posts >> Joke to start your week off....
        
(Message started by: Tiannia on Sep 20^th, 2004, 11:25am)

Title: Joke to start your week off....
Post by Tiannia on Sep 20^th, 2004, 11:25am

Some how this sounds like what a CH'er would do... ;;D

My friend sent me this (john_d is might be boggus... but it is still funny. No need to check scopes and see if it is an urban myth........ It is all for fun. he he Love you hun [smiley=hug.gif])

School Answering Machine
(This is hilarious, no wonder some people were offended!)

This is the message the Pacific Palisades High School (California) Staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school:

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting the right staff member, please listen to all your options before making a selection.
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
To complain about what we do - Press 3
To swear at staff members - Press 4
To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several =flyers mailed to you - Press 5
If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
To request another teacher for the third time this year- Press 8
To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
To complain about school lunches - Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort...hang up and have a nice day!

Title: Re: Joke to start your week off....
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 20^th, 2004, 11:39am

on 09/20/04 at 11:25:06, Tiannia wrote:

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort...hang up and have a nice day!

AMEN!! >:( [smiley=headbanger.gif]

Title: Re: Joke to start your week off....
Post by john_d on Sep 20^th, 2004, 8:08pm

on 09/20/04 at 11:25:06, Tiannia wrote:

but it is still funny. No need to check scopes and see if it is an urban myth........ It is all for fun. he he Love you hun [smiley=hug.gif])

nooo, only a scumbag would do something like that LOL

that's great, thanks! :)