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(Message started by: Jayne on Sep 18^th, 2004, 7:25pm)

Title: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by Jayne on Sep 18^th, 2004, 7:25pm

Sung to the tune of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive"
>
> I WILL SURVIVE!
>
> At first I was afraid,
> I was petrified,
> When you said you had 10 inches
> Lord, I almost died.
> But I'd spent so many nights
> just waiting for a man that long,
> That I grew strong,
> And I knew that I could take you on. . .
>
> But there you are,
> Another lie!
> I was ready for a Big Mac
> and you've brought me a French fry.
> I should have known it was so small,
> Just a sad pathetic dream,
> Should have known there was no Anaconda
> lurking in those jeans.
>
> Go on now go,
> Walk out the door,
> Don't you promise me 10 inches
> then turn up with only 4,
> Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
> Don't you know we're only joking
> when we say size doesn't count?
>
> I will survive,
> I will survive,
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life's gonna thrive,
> I will always have good sex
> with a handful of latex.
> I will survive,
> I will survive. . .hey, hey!
>
> It took all my self control
> not to laugh out loud,
> When I saw your little wiener
> standing small and proud.
> But too bad about your ego
> and to Hell with all your needs!
> Now I'm saving all my lovin'
> for a cordless multispeed
>
> Go on now go,
> Just make a dash,
> Last time I saw a dick that small I was treating diaper rash!
> I should have asked for confirmation,
> Should have asked for pictures, please!
> Then I wouldn't have you waving that
> wee winkie thing at me.
>
> Go on now go,
> Just hit the track,
> Don't you bring me home no little worm,
> I'll always throw them back.
> The only thing that I could do with a dick as small as yours,
> Is to stick it with a tooth pick
> And then call it an hors d'oeuvre!
>
> I will survive,
> I will survive,
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life's gonna thrive,
> I will always have good sex
> with a handful of latex.
> I will survive,
> I will survive. . .hey, hey!
>
> Go on now go,
> Get out of my sight,
> I'm going back to my appliance,
> Cuz I know it's length is right,
> And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin' at my door,
> You'll be counting your 4 inches
> as you pick them off the floor.
>
>
GO ON NOW GO!

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by alleyoop on Sep 18^th, 2004, 7:31pm

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Let the games begin................

.......................................alley [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by nani on Sep 18^th, 2004, 7:48pm

LMAO!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
verrry funnny!

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by KingOfPain on Sep 18^th, 2004, 7:48pm

Tag!

[your it, Jonny]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_213.gif

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by psycofemale0403 on Sep 18^th, 2004, 7:58pm

AWWWW, poor LITTLE Jonny.

That was great.

~ Lisa

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by Sean_C on Sep 18^th, 2004, 8:04pm

I'll assume she's gettin full veiw of the mule by now ;;D

Too funny Jayne

Sean..................

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Sep 18^th, 2004, 8:14pm

LMFAO!!!!

Let's get a copywrite!

Kris

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by Jonny on Sep 19^th, 2004, 12:26am

Heres your Big Mac, Bitch!!

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/nashville/nashville013.jpg

And that aint no damn sock......LMAO ;;D

..................Hung like Mule

Edit:....To show she wants me ;;D
http://www.clusterheadaches.com/nashville/nashville055.jpg

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by lisaa on Sep 19^th, 2004, 7:26am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by Jimmy_B on Sep 19^th, 2004, 7:51am

on 09/19/04 at 07:26:30, lisaa wrote:

I think even ZOO dont accept you..........

[smiley=huh.gif] Shot across the bow. Looking for the explosion.

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by Jonny on Sep 19^th, 2004, 8:05am

on 09/19/04 at 07:26:30, lisaa wrote:

I think even ZOO dont accept you..........

And you sir are a towelheaded sandn-igga, back to Iraq with you olive skinned ass before I cover you in pigs blood and fuck you in the ass while I take pictures for that pig you call a wife (How am I doing Jimmy)

.....................................Zoo keeper

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by Jimmy_B on Sep 19^th, 2004, 8:47am

on 09/19/04 at 08:05:44, Jonny wrote:

No one could've said it better. Go get em! ;;D

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by Jayne on Sep 19^th, 2004, 10:37am

on 09/19/04 at 07:26:30, lisaa wrote:

I think even ZOO dont accept you..........

Look "Bilabila" this was supposed to be a cute thread to make jonny laugh.

Why don't you take your right hand...(that's the one you wipe your arse with isn't it) ..use it for something usefull and point your way out the door.

Good bye Goonigoogoo.

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by Ree on Sep 19^th, 2004, 11:59am

that was the funniest thing WE have ever read... thanks for the laugh we had a rough morning going to the airport takin Scott so he could go back to the sand pit Hell hole... Jayne you are a riot........hehehe

oooooooooo I'm not laughing at you jonny... I've seen the pics.........ree

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by Jonny on Sep 20^th, 2004, 3:53pm

on 09/19/04 at 11:59:50, Ree wrote:

oooooooooo I'm not laughing at you jonny... I've seen the pics.........ree

You damn right your not.....Its no laughing matter if you have to endure it.....LMMFAO ;;D

Title: Re: A song for Jonny, from my heart.
Post by echo on Sep 20^th, 2004, 4:00pm

That was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed one today.