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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Sep 15^th, 2004, 6:53pm)

Title: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 15^th, 2004, 6:53pm

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WILMINGTON, DE-September 15, 2004 — A driver thought his massive vehicle could make it across a creek in Wilmington, Delaware. He was mistaken.

The man's Hummer got stuck in a gully, and three feet of water Tuesday night. Action News was at Little Clay Creek, off Maryland Avenue, where a tow truck was called to pull out the SUV. It took about an hour and a half, and attracted quite a crowd.

The driver faces charges of malicious mischief, and trespassing.

(Copyright 2004 by WPVI-TV 6. All rights reserved.)

When the man was interviewed, he had this to say: "Glub....glub...glub..." ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by Charlie on Sep 15^th, 2004, 8:03pm

LOL Frank.

What is it with these Hummer fans? Looks like when not behind the wheel, it's pocket pool time.

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/POPCORN 2.gif

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by john_d on Sep 15^th, 2004, 8:05pm

on 09/15/04 at 20:03:43, Charlie wrote:

LOL Frank.

What is it with these Hummer fans? Looks like when not behind the wheel, it's pocket pool time.

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/POPCORN 2.gif

LMAO Charlie ;;D I see what you mean

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 15^th, 2004, 8:10pm

ROFL!! The one dude looks like Carl_D. LOL

It has long been my theory that people who buy H2's are compensating for having a small penis, so maybe as those other fellas are looking on, they are empathizing? ;;D

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by john_d on Sep 15^th, 2004, 8:12pm

on 09/15/04 at 20:10:12, Jeepgun wrote:

LOL Damn, Carl D is hanging out, playing with his balls, and watching everybody watch him watch his hummer get debogged. What are you doin there Carl? LMAO ;;D

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Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by Jonny on Sep 15^th, 2004, 8:30pm

Jeep dude,

Is it that the H2 is just to heavy or something else that makes it a $50,000 douche?

.............................jonny

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by cootie on Sep 15^th, 2004, 9:27pm

Blahhhhh-ha-ha-ha......I tought the same thing about that one guy bein Carl !! Must of been walkin home fro the docs office when he seen the wreck. For some odd reason I got to kinda likein Hummers...just the yellow or army green or black ones. But then......maybe that's cuz of all the crap that has happen'd to my little yellow car in the past. I think it has something to do with car rage.....and the fact that it's doors mite not as easily dent by a persons foot, strollers or raccons. Preditor effect Pam

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by vig on Sep 15^th, 2004, 9:31pm

"For some odd reason I got to kinda likein Hummers..."

Hey me too!

oops sorry, nevermind.... I'll go back to my corner...

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 15^th, 2004, 10:09pm

on 09/15/04 at 20:30:14, Jonny wrote:

Jeep dude,

Is it that the H2 is just to heavy or something else that makes it a $50,000 douche?

.............................jonny

Well, the fact that it's too heavy, built on a Chevy Tahoe chassis, and is WORTHLESS as an off-road vehicle, and the only people that buy them seem to be attention-ho's with more money than brains, who go around hitching up their belts and looking down their nose at Jeeps, thinking that they've purchased the ultimate off-roading machine and thinking that everyone envies them, and most people that buy them have never done any off-roading in their entire lives and instead, are buying image over substance, and do clueless $hit like the asshat in this article and give off-roaders a bad name... Other than that, they're great! >:(

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by Rock_Lobster on Sep 15^th, 2004, 10:31pm

Thats another H1. More $$$ than an H2 sitting in the water there.

An H2 would be nose-under in that little creek.

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 15^th, 2004, 10:53pm

H1, H2... MAYBE, POSSIBLY good for wheelin' in flat, open terrain like the desert. MAYBE. (But that's nothing that any other 4x4 couldn't do, for about a fifth the cost) LOL

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by Rock_Lobster on Sep 15^th, 2004, 11:03pm

No lie. H2's are the rock-crawlers of soccer moms.

Here you go...
http://www.fuh2.com/

Just click on submissions...

http://www.fuh2.com/images/694-1.jpg

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by Rock_Lobster on Sep 15^th, 2004, 11:04pm

Oooo... I like this one better. In the idiots face...

http://www.fuh2.com/images/688-1.jpg

Title: Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 15^th, 2004, 11:11pm

ROFL!! I've seen that site before. I love it... LMFAO!!