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(Message started by: echo on Sep 15th, 2004, 1:13pm)
Title: Canadian Invention-New Bra!
Post by echo on Sep 15th, 2004, 1:13pm
New Bra!

A scientist from Queens University in Kingston has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.



At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and  beat the shit out of him.
Title: Re: Canadian Invention-New Bra!
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 15th, 2004, 1:45pm
If I had a time machine, I'd travel back in time and find the jerk responsible for inventing clothing, and I'd choke him. And punch him. And kick him in the twig & berries. And then I'd REALLY get medieval on his ass...  >:( ;;D
Title: Re: Canadian Invention-New Bra!
Post by thomas on Sep 15th, 2004, 1:49pm

on 09/15/04 at 13:45:55, Jeepgun wrote:
If I had a time machine, I'd travel back in time and find the jerk responsible for inventing clothing, and I'd choke him. And punch him. And kick him in the twig & berries. And then I'd REALLY get medieval on his ass...  >:( ;;D

Adam and Eve founders of Fig Leaves are us.  ;;D
Title: Re: Canadian Invention-New Bra!
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 15th, 2004, 2:26pm
LOL! Little Joey was paging through the massive family Bible with the family tree and stuff -- The kind of Bible that's kept in the family and handed down from generation to generation. He comes across a maple leaf that someone had pressed between the pages. He picked it up and with a look of wonder on his face said, "Look, mom! I... I found Adam's underwear!!"  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Canadian Invention-New Bra!
Post by Charlie on Sep 15th, 2004, 7:22pm

Quote:
If I had a time machine, I'd travel back in time and find the jerk responsible for inventing clothing,


Not me. In my circles I'm more than grateful. Now if you wanna get selective; that's another thing. Thank god that there was at least SOMETHING that Chuck would wear.  Bleaugh.  ;;D

How and where are you Chuck?

Charlie


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