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(Message started by: Tiannia on Sep 15^th, 2004, 1:13pm)

Title: Gravey Ladle...Mothers are smart (not CH)
Post by Tiannia on Sep 15^th, 2004, 1:13pm

John and Amy were roommates and had been living together for some
time, when John's mother came over for dinner. When she arrived, she
noticed they seemed very comfortable and cozy together and suspected
they were more than just roommates. During dinner, John and Amy
sensed his mother's suspicions and did everything they could to
reassure her that they were not "living together" but were only
roommates.

A few weeks passed and Amy couldn't find the gravy ladle they had used
when John's mother had dinner with them. She looked everywhere then
asked John to ask his mother if perhaps she had accidentally taken it.

Reluctantly, John called his mother. John said, "Now mother I'm not
saying that you did take the gravy ladle or that you didn't take the
gravy ladle. I'm just asking if you know where the gravy ladle is
at?"

John's mother replied, "Now John, I'm not saying that you and Amy are
sleeping together and I'm not saying that you are not, but if Amy
would sleep in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle weeks
ago."