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(Message started by: Ronny on Sep 14^th, 2004, 11:08am)

Title: One-armed piano players must perfor
Post by Ronny on Sep 14^th, 2004, 11:08am

i stumbled on this,
some examples:

*Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.

*One-armed piano players must perform for free.

*Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

*The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home

Etc, etc

http://sneakykitchen.com/Humor/old_laws.htm
Edit: i forgot the URL

Title: Re: One-armed piano players must perfor
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 14^th, 2004, 11:14am

I'm a two-armed piano player but I still perform for free because I'm such a $hitty player. LOL

Title: Re: One-armed piano players must perfor
Post by Ronny on Sep 14^th, 2004, 4:51pm

Well, at least you can play but dont come here or i'll have to amputate one arm in order not to pay you. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: One-armed piano players must perfor
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 14^th, 2004, 4:55pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]