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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Sep 13th, 2004, 9:08pm)

Title: Before/After Marriage
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 13th, 2004, 9:08pm
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Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by Ree on Sep 13th, 2004, 9:25pm
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT............!!!  

SHE IS PROBABLY SAYING "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY"... LOVE REE

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by IndianaJohn on Sep 13th, 2004, 10:14pm
How true.....

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by cootie on Sep 14th, 2004, 1:38am
She's prolly bitchin cuz they ended up 'in the projects' the way it looks verses the country like before. I am top cat......hear me roar Pam

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by AndreaD on Sep 14th, 2004, 5:07am

on 09/13/04 at 22:14:22, IndianaJohn wrote:
How true.....


I agree with you... ;;D

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by don on Sep 14th, 2004, 7:19am
Big cat lost his pride and quit bringing home the Zebra.

Next he'll lower his standards and start hanging out with trampy Hyenas.

Spend all his time down at the watering hole. Maybe make some drinking money posing for National Geographic.

He'll be begging for bits of Gazelle from the local pigmies soon.

Sally Struthers will mock him in public on PBS.

Will turn gay and move to Massachusetts.

He's in a downward spiral.

Without treatment  he  will just be another stuffed head on a wall, sold at an estate auction in Connecticut.


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Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by purpleydog on Sep 14th, 2004, 7:28am
No comment.   ;)

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 14th, 2004, 7:40am
ROFLMAO, Don!

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by synergy on Sep 14th, 2004, 7:47am
You guys crack me up ;;D

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by don on Sep 14th, 2004, 9:32am
Save the Lion!

Send 150 pounds of Grade A Beef to:

Save the Lion
C/O
Sally Struthers
Burger King Corporation
Eatemup, Ohio

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by cootie on Sep 14th, 2004, 11:06am
I thought she was in charge of adopting out Etheopians. She must of got a day job Pam

The lion will probly hit rock bottom and start sellin his teeth and claws on ebay.

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by don on Sep 14th, 2004, 11:23am

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I thought she was in charge of adopting out Etheopians.


She ate em.

Last heard the lion tried to sell his gonads to a Chineese herbalist. Something about a magic cure for something or other.

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by broomhilda on Sep 14th, 2004, 1:37pm

on 09/14/04 at 11:23:28, don wrote:
She ate em.

Last heard the lion tried to sell his gonads to a Chineese herbalist. Something about a magic cure for something or other.

OMFG Don you kill me LMMFAO!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by don on Sep 14th, 2004, 2:28pm
I felt sorry for him.

For Sale; 1 pair of Lion gonads, $20.00.

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 14th, 2004, 2:32pm
Singing King Missile's, "Detachable Penis." ROFLMAO!!

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by cootie on Sep 14th, 2004, 8:18pm
Hey someone sells kangaroo scrotums on ebay and raccoon penis's......so that proves anything is possible !!! Saprano lion-less Pam

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by Charlie on Sep 14th, 2004, 8:36pm
Jeeze Cootie.........That you?

Quit bidding against me!

Charlie

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by cootie on Sep 14th, 2004, 8:48pm
Ok Charlie......are you the one that keeps biddin up the used Britney Spears towels ? Ebay power lurker Pam  

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by BobG on Sep 15th, 2004, 11:40am
ROTFLMAO  [smiley=laugh.gif]


Quote:
Hey someone sells kangaroo scrotums on ebay and raccoon penis's.

I'm afraid to ask but just have to. What were you looking for when you found that?


Quote:
Some people are like Slinkies: They're not really good for anything but you still can't help but crack a smile when you see them falling down the stairs.


Hey Frank, that's a good one. My life is like a Slinky

going down the up escalator.

Title: Re: Before/After Marriage
Post by stuey on Sep 15th, 2004, 11:56am
That was too funny.  Thanks for this one.



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