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(Message started by: Jonny on Sep 2nd, 2004, 8:49pm)
Title: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 2nd, 2004, 8:49pm
Get use to it ;;D

.......................jonny
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by cootie on Sep 2nd, 2004, 9:02pm
Those long ears make good handles don't they ? He-haw hang on Pam
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 2nd, 2004, 9:49pm
The longer the better.....LOL ;;D

............................jonny
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by don on Sep 2nd, 2004, 9:50pm
I got a feeling your vacation time is gonna be long for me.

Go play mini golf or something will ya.
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:14pm

on 09/02/04 at 21:50:52, don wrote:
I got a feeling your vacation time is gonna be long for me..


Everything I have is long........Get use to it!! ;;D

......................................jonny
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Redd715 on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:34pm
Braggin or dreamin Bro?

Me thinks Jonny is a dreamin'


......oops

I'm the baby gotta luv me?

(WEFG)
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:40pm
Hey Redd,

Whats that in my hand?.....Long?....LOL ;;D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d602b3127cceb55f841edfdf0000001610

Never fuck with me on this ;;D.................jonny
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by don on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:41pm
socks
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Tim_Z on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:42pm
Leaving this one alone. I'm speechless.

Tim
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:45pm

on 09/02/04 at 22:41:54, don wrote:
socks


Really?
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by john_d on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:45pm
I was going to just post a smiley, but I could not possibly pick one that would be right.  So here's three...

:o [smiley=crackup.gif]  8)

Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by don on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:46pm
nylons?
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:49pm

on 09/02/04 at 22:46:09, don wrote:
nylons?


With that natural curve?.....I doubt it

I'll send you a pic of it if you want.
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by vig on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:52pm
http://www.kdlltd.com/vig/jonnysRide.jpg
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Tiannia on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:55pm
Isn;t it difficult to hide the batteries, hun?

Sorry Hun, could not resist.  But size is not as important as knowing how to use it.  ;)

-Tia
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 2nd, 2004, 10:59pm
ROTFF.....Vig

Thats a keeper......LOL ;;D

Edit....Opps...didnt see your post Tia......When you got shit like this anything you do is glory........LMMFAO  ;)
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by cootie on Sep 2nd, 2004, 11:15pm
Do you shop in the big and tall dept for underwear ?? Size matters Pam  ::)
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Redd715 on Sep 2nd, 2004, 11:33pm
It's never the size of the pencil but the way you sign your name!!!
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by vig on Sep 2nd, 2004, 11:35pm
disappearing ink?
John Hancock comes to mind....
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 2nd, 2004, 11:36pm

on 09/02/04 at 23:33:01, Redd715 wrote:
It's never the size of the pencil but the way you sign your name!!!


Its a shame.....Where ya been?

LOL ;;D
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Redd715 on Sep 2nd, 2004, 11:45pm

on 09/02/04 at 23:36:56, Jonny wrote:
Its a shame.....Where ya been?

LOL ;;D


Been there and back.....I speak from experience!
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by don on Sep 3rd, 2004, 7:23am
Hey Vig.

Looks likes a Wiinebago for Jonny.

Its kick ass. Get it?

It's kick a...............never mind,
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 3rd, 2004, 8:50am
My dad once said "Mine is only this long" while holding his fingers about one inch apart.

My friends and I started laughing but stopped short when he added "but it's this big around" as he held up a rather large cucumber.
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Sep 3rd, 2004, 3:41pm
I've been told "It ain't braggin' if ya can do it or if you've got it" ;;D
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by ckelly181 on Sep 3rd, 2004, 3:58pm

on 09/02/04 at 22:49:07, Jonny wrote:
With that natural curve?.....I doubt it


They curve? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Hey vig - what's that from?? Huh huh?

heh heh

Chris, kissing one of her TVs....cuz I luv mah teevee.
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 3rd, 2004, 4:12pm

on 09/03/04 at 15:58:14, ckelly181 wrote:
Chris, kissing one of her TVs....cuz I luv mah teevee.


Thats a monitor.....LMMFAO ;;D

........................jonny
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by cootie on Sep 3rd, 2004, 4:43pm
We honestly passed that mule trailer on the way to Nashville and I swear that is our truck in front......here I thought jonny flew in......hell coulda tossed him a carrot if I'd of know he went by 'mule train'. Flauntin it can get ya 'time' and yer name in the paper Pam
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by alleyoop on Sep 3rd, 2004, 4:48pm
Horse Mule: The proper term for the male mule. All male mules should be gelded, since stallion mules are very sexually active, even though they are sterile. Many people refer to a male mule as a john mule, but the term is informal.

...........................alley ;;D
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by echo on Sep 3rd, 2004, 4:48pm

on 09/03/04 at 15:58:14, ckelly181 wrote:
They curve? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

heh heh


It takes years of training starting with elementary school.  You women learned home ec.  We learned how to walk with big curved johnsons.  That's why men rarely trip over anything.
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 3rd, 2004, 4:52pm

on 09/03/04 at 16:48:59, echo wrote:
It takes years of training starting with elementary school.  You women learned home ec.  We learned how to walk with big curved johnsons.  That's why men rarely trip over anything.


Am now about to clean the monitor.....ROTFFLMMFAO ;;D

.............................jonny
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by alleyoop on Sep 3rd, 2004, 5:01pm
The Mule is a cross between a donkey stallion (called a jack) and a horse mare. Hinnies are just the opposite - a stallion horse crossed to a donkey jennet. For all purposes, hinnies and mules are classified and shown together under the general term Mule. A mule or hinny may be a male (horse mule or horse hinny) or a female (mare mule or mare hinny).  Sometimes horse mules (the males) are called Johns, and the mares are called Mollies.  Both male and female mules have all the correct "parts" but they are sterile and cannot breed.  A VERY few (about 1 in 1 million) mare mules have had foals, but these are VERY, very rare.  No male mule has ever sired a foal.  SO if you cross a mule to a mule - you get nothing!  Mules and hinnies must be bred by crossing a donkey and horse every time.  (Male mules should also be castrated, since they are sterile.  They can become dangerous with too many hormones, so should always be castrated.  You can't show an intact male mule, anyway, and it is useless to keep them a stallion).

.............................alley
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 3rd, 2004, 5:06pm

on 09/03/04 at 17:01:23, alleyoop wrote:
The Mule is a cross between a donkey stallion (called a jack)


You dont listen real well do you?

If you need a photo of it PM me.....I''l be glad to show it to you ;;D

...................................jonny
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by echo on Sep 3rd, 2004, 5:11pm

on 09/03/04 at 17:06:43, Jonny wrote:
If you need a photo of it PM me.....I''l be glad to show it to you ;;D

...................................jonny

Jonny,
I know you weren't talking to me but I just wanted you to know that you don't need to send me one "I'm good to go without it".  Now if you have large breasts and what to shave and share the pic -- that's a different story, but I'd prefer if they weren't your breasts but rather those of another CHer.  A large boobied <female> CHer.  Thanks

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Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 3rd, 2004, 5:14pm

on 09/03/04 at 17:11:45, echo wrote:
Jonny,
I know you weren't talking to me but I just wanted you to know that you don't need to send me one "I'm good to go without it".  


Of course you are ;;D

Edit....gotta love when I can get 270 views and 33 posts out of nothing but talk about my.....never mind......LMMFAO ;;D
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by echo on Sep 3rd, 2004, 5:35pm

on 09/03/04 at 17:14:31, Jonny wrote:
Of course you are ;;D

Edit....gotta love when I can get 270 views and 33 posts out of nothing but talk about my.....never mind......LMMFAO ;;D


It boggles the mind.
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 3rd, 2004, 5:39pm
Make that 293 and 35

They dont call me King for nothing.......LOL ;;D

..................................jonny
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by alleyoop on Sep 3rd, 2004, 5:39pm

on 09/03/04 at 17:14:31, Jonny wrote:
gotta love when I can get 270 views and 33 posts out of nothing but talk about my....


Male mules should also be castrated, since they are sterile.  They can become dangerous with too many hormones, so should always be castrated.

'Nuff Said.................................

........................................alley ;;D
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by Jonny on Sep 3rd, 2004, 5:41pm

on 09/03/04 at 17:39:46, alleyoop wrote:
Male mules should also be castrated, since they are sterile.  They can become dangerous with too many hormones, so should always be castrated.


I'll give you $1,000 to try
Title: Re: Life is a Mule
Post by alleyoop on Sep 3rd, 2004, 5:49pm

on 09/03/04 at 17:41:27, Jonny wrote:
I'll give you $1,000 to try



Hey Jonny, I don't ride mules! Just a heads up for all the hinnies out there!

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,alley ;;D


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