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(Message started by: alleyoop on Sep 2^nd, 2004, 6:48pm)

Title: Do You Ever Wonder?
Post by alleyoop on Sep 2^nd, 2004, 6:48pm

Do you ever wonder........................

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's rear end."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their butts when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does a Gynecologist leave the room when women get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives,
then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

And why is the "Its a Small World" ride at Disney Land the biggest ride in the park?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

..............................................alley [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
Post by cootie on Sep 2^nd, 2004, 9:38pm

Wow that's alot to wonder about all at once......I think I am overloading here...........I can only do two things at once ya know ! Walkin and chewin gum Pam ;)

Title: Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
Post by cootie on Sep 2^nd, 2004, 11:31pm

I'll bet a calf was the first one to yank an udder.......see what ya can learn from animals ! Monkey see monkey do Pam

Title: Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
Post by john_d on Sep 2^nd, 2004, 11:35pm

on 09/02/04 at 23:31:05, cootie wrote:

I'll bet a calf was the first one to yank an udder.......see what ya can learn from animals ! Monkey see monkey do Pam

you know what, that sounds so right...you should labeled that one 'brainy Pam', very smart

Title: Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
Post by cootie on Sep 3^rd, 2004, 12:07am

See I'm a smart blonde.........and I got most my teeth Pam ;;D

Title: Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
Post by alleyoop on Sep 3^rd, 2004, 4:30pm

Awright Pam, you brought it up! Now I gotta tell a dumb blonde joke.

Two blondes standing on the beach one night in Florida. One blonde turns to the other and asks, "Which do you think is farther- Paris, France or the moon?" To which the other blonde replies, "Dhhuuuu........You can see the moon from here!"

.............................alley [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
Post by chuck on Sep 3^rd, 2004, 7:32pm

Good stuff Alley!!!! Got a chuckle out of chuck!!!

Title: Re: Do You Ever Wonder?
Post by alleyoop on Sep 3^rd, 2004, 7:46pm

Thankya, Thankya very much!

................................alley ;;D