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(Message started by: Tiannia on Sep 1^st, 2004, 1:13pm)

Title: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
Post by Tiannia on Sep 1^st, 2004, 1:13pm

Trip to Hooters
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while, the lights would turn off.

Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, " May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender nervously replied, "I really don't think you should."

Why not?" the nun asked.

Well, there is a life-size statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."

Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."

So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again.

However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She walked up to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

Well, because now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.

"Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on that statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?" :o

Title: Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 1^st, 2004, 1:33pm

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! BUSTED!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
Post by echo on Sep 1^st, 2004, 1:37pm

Love it! Thanks for the laugh

Title: Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
Post by Bec on Sep 1^st, 2004, 5:35pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

I love it thank you for making my day

Title: Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
Post by IndianaJohn on Sep 1^st, 2004, 5:39pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Sep 1^st, 2004, 5:39pm

Too funny - and strangely (although I'm far from a nun) that's something Iwould do too! Hmmmm, maybe I was a nun in some previous life? Nah - never happened! ;;D

Title: Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
Post by BobG on Sep 1^st, 2004, 5:51pm

Dang, they always put the cool stuff in the women's room. :o

In the Men's room there is only a sign that says "Employees must wash hands".

Service is lousy at the Vegas Hooters. I waited for half an hour and no employee came in. I had to wash them myself.

Hate when that happens.

;;D

Title: Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
Post by Charlie on Sep 1^st, 2004, 6:05pm

Good one T. 8) :o

That's good too. Bob. A new one for me :o

An addenda should read: "Be sure to linger as you grab the doorknob containing every disease known to mankind:

Charlie

Title: Re: Trip to Hooters (not CH)
Post by BobG on Sep 1^st, 2004, 6:09pm

Quote:

Be sure to linger as you grab the doorknob containing every disease known to mankind:

LMAO. Good one Charlie. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Or, at the Vegas Hooters "Be sure to linger as you grab the ~~doorknob~~ waitress containing every disease known to mankind: