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Title: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by pubgirl on Aug 30th, 2004, 1:58pm
Pasted from the Guest Book:

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jesus christ you guys should all meet up and you can hold hands and cry together.. the demon? the beast? clusterhead? love you guys? those are some cute names and phrases.. cluster headaches are a bitch but god damn BE FUCKING MEN about it!!!
a-hole <uoykcuf@homail.com>
bang cock, puerto rico USA
Monday, August 30, 2004 at 12:41:50 (EDT)
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Don't think Mr A-hole will be joining us here then
;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]Wendy

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 30th, 2004, 1:59pm
I guess that means that a blowjob is out of the question, huh? Damn....  ;;D

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Little Deb on Aug 30th, 2004, 2:00pm
he has already joined us I would say.  So he is just one of us, if he likes it or not.
here is to him :P

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by BobG on Aug 30th, 2004, 2:01pm
Probably not. One of these days his mommy will catch him playing with her puter and cut him off.

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 2:25pm
Gotta give him credit for a creative email addy...took me a few to reverse the letters...


and as far as BE MEN about it....I bet he thinks WDGCH too...


With an attitude such as his..he might actually BE a clusterhead LMAO!

DD

Modified to Add:  I kinda hope he comes back...my troll poking stick could use a good workout.


Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Redd715 on Aug 30th, 2004, 2:38pm
Let me at him...LET ME AT HIM!!!

You poke him DD and I'll grind a stilleto into eye for an hour!  Take THAT like a man.....




(fucker)

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Melissa on Aug 30th, 2004, 2:58pm

on 08/30/04 at 13:58:30, pubgirl wrote:
BE FUCKING MEN about it!!!


Um, that would be quite difficult for me and much more than I am willing to go through....  Of course, it depends on how you interpret that statement. ;)  Anyway, according to the Boob, women don't get clusters. :P

::)

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:10pm

on 08/30/04 at 14:38:57, Redd715 wrote:
Let me at him...LET ME AT HIM!!!

You poke him DD and I'll grind a stilleto into eye for an hour!  Take THAT like a man.....




(fucker)


You got it Redd....

It has been far too long since we had a good poking...

That doesn't sound quite right...or does it?


;)

DD


Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Redd715 on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:14pm

on 08/30/04 at 15:10:27, Donna_D. wrote:
You got it Redd....

It has been far too long since we had a good poking...

That doesn't sound quite right...or does it?


;)

DD


UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Nope.....hehe

but not any less true....

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:20pm

on 08/30/04 at 15:14:27, Redd715 wrote:
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Nope.....hehe

but not any less true....


Don't I know it sister...don't I know it!


DD

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Redd715 on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:23pm
Do I get extra points if I shove a beach towel into his sinus and then set his scalp on fire?

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:26pm
Yes you do.

But be sure not to use any lubricant during the stuffing process...the judges will deduct points for that!

You get BONUS points if you can pull said beach towel out of his ear.


DD

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Redd715 on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:30pm
WoooooHooooo

Let me see now....I also should get points for taking wood splitting wedges and shoving them between his molars....


Ya think?

edit to add:  I'm sure he'll take all just like a FUCKING  MAN!  

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by echo on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:32pm

on 08/30/04 at 14:58:13, Melissa wrote:
Anyway, according to the Boob, women don't get clusters. :P

::)


Is that the left or the right boob speaking?

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:32pm
I'll stand to the side and say smugly, "If you'd change your salad dressing, you wouldn't have these problems!"

"I've got some algae pills that will work!"

"I started taking seaweed extract and my headaches magically disappeared!"

"Take some Tylenol!"

"I had a cluster headache once...."

"My aunt has migraines, and those are much worse."

"I have cluster migraines."

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:48pm

on 08/30/04 at 15:32:49, Jeepgun wrote:
I'll stand to the side and say smugly, "If you'd change your salad dressing, you wouldn't have these problems!"

"I've got some algae pills that will work!"

"I started taking seaweed extract and my headaches magically disappeared!"

"Take some Tylenol!"

"I had a cluster headache once...."

"My aunt has migraines, and those are much worse."

"I have cluster migraines."

[smiley=laugh.gif]


Be sure to add:

Maybe if you cut your hair..

And you are best to stand aside and let Redd and I handle this one...we are becoming experienced professionals in this field of expertise.

Not to mention you might get inadvertantly hurt if you get in our way ;) ...

DD

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:53pm
*toddling off to find a nice deep bunker...*  ;;D

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Redd715 on Aug 30th, 2004, 3:55pm
Frank has already said he's standing off to the side DD.

It's like one of those bad accidents...you drive by but you can't stop yourself from looking....


Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 4:02pm

on 08/30/04 at 15:55:03, Redd715 wrote:
Frank has already said he's standing off to the side DD.

It's like one of those bad accidents...you drive by but you can't stop yourself from looking....



LMAO!!  Down here we call them "Rubberneckers"

Sorry Jeep, proceed with the verbal barrage...


DD

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by pubgirl on Aug 30th, 2004, 4:45pm
I've just been and put the dampers on a "herbal additive " salesman on the Guest Board as well


;;D

Wendy

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 4:47pm

on 08/30/04 at 16:45:00, pubgirl wrote:
I've just been and put the dampers on a "herbal additive " salesman on the Guest Board as well


;;D

Wendy



HEEEEYYY,

Why you keeping him all to yourself?!?!?  Copy and Paste, Sis!  Copy and Paste!!

I am in need of a good fight today.


DD

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by pubgirl on Aug 30th, 2004, 4:49pm
Ok Donna ;;D

My post:

Cluster sufferers. Please take no notice whatever of the post below as they are selling. Clusters do not respond to Excedrin or dietary supplements.
Wendy Blackburne <nospam_clusters@howe.co.uk>
London, England
Monday, August 30, 2004 at 16:35:26 (EDT)


His post:
I have not had a serious cluster headache in 5 months. I did feel one coming on about two weeks ago when I was driving, I IMMEDIATELY took 3 excedrin and had no headache. If I do feel one coming on, I drink a big cup of coffee, or take 3 Excedrin. I have also been taking herbal supplements called Bio-Lean II and Winergy/Food-for-Thought--also vasodialors (high in your B-Vitamins and other much needed vitamins). I am not trying to sell you anything, it is simply a suggestion, but if you want to try these vitamins out go to www.nickfit.net. It also helps me to stay up and active during the day. I noticed that I was getting the headaches during states of relaxation. I can take a lot of pain, and I refuse to take anything so powerful as to cause addiction to strong pain pills. If you have any questions about what is working for me, please do not hesitate to email me. Keep fighting!!
Nick Van De Linder <vandelin79@yahoo.com>
Tulsa, OK USA
Monday, August 30, 2004 at 16:29:46 (EDT)


Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Jonny on Aug 30th, 2004, 4:50pm
My, my

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 4:52pm
Oooooh..this guy is in KOP's neck of the woods...


We have on site troll poking ability readily available!


Redd...you ready to make a trip to Tulsa?


DD

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by pubgirl on Aug 30th, 2004, 4:53pm
Hey

Any chance d'ya think that "nickfit" might be Nick's own sales website? ;;D

No, couldn't be could it ;;D

Wendy

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Redd715 on Aug 30th, 2004, 4:53pm
DD and I are a fearsom twosome aren't we Jonny?
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 4:58pm
What was that Wendy?

We should forward all our spam emails to

vandelin79@yahoo.com


Or should we just taunt and poke him just for grins?


;;D


I have several spam emails for breast enlargement that I have absolutely no use for...
DD

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by pubgirl on Aug 30th, 2004, 5:04pm
I could bore him rigid with endless links about other headache types which resemble CH

oh no, just remembered, that's what I do on here  ;;D

Filling his email box would be fun ;;D

Wendy

or could we sign him up to receive lots of emails from other food supplement sellers?

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Redd715 on Aug 30th, 2004, 5:11pm
Oh Oh Oh

Hey email him the site for the tin foil beanies....he may find it facinating..... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Charlie on Aug 30th, 2004, 5:51pm
Don't know about you Jonny but these broads scare the shit out of me.  :o

Charlie

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 7:07pm
Scared of little ol' US?


Why, Charlie, we are ANGELS!!



DD

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Redd715 on Aug 30th, 2004, 7:59pm
I wanna be Jacquline Smith ok?

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Jonny on Aug 30th, 2004, 8:11pm

on 08/30/04 at 17:51:19, Charlie wrote:
Don't know about you Jonny but these broads scare the shit out of me.  :o

Charlie


Im up here in the hills hiding, Charlie

Your welcome to join me if you can find me ;;D

..................................jonny

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Carl_D on Aug 30th, 2004, 8:12pm
I am not gonna comment on this. I am not even gonna say how bad some people piss me off. I am going to be a fucking man about it, and not wish that poor ignorant soul to be skullfucked by the beast....

...or will I?

From hell,
Carl D

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Leesa on Aug 30th, 2004, 8:14pm
DAMN!!! I love my sistas!!!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick'em gals!!!!
This BOY dont know who he messed with. He's got 2 tigers by the tail and he dont want to let loose of the tail end cuz the other end has TEEF and they BITE!!! LMMFAO
Love ya gals lots, Leesa  ;;D

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by don on Aug 30th, 2004, 9:13pm
Vote now:

We could

Drive over him with a truck.
Squash his testicles.
Castrate him.
Carve out his liver.

Or

Lock him in a room with these women meeeegrainers.

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Jonny on Aug 30th, 2004, 9:19pm

on 08/30/04 at 21:13:24, don wrote:
Or

Lock him in a room with these women meeeegrainers.


Bwaaaaahhhhhh!!!! ;;D

.................................jonny

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 30th, 2004, 10:07pm

on 08/30/04 at 19:59:54, Redd715 wrote:
I wanna be Jacquline Smith ok?



No fair!!  You got to be her LAST TIME!!  Well, OK...but it is MY turn next time.


DD

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 30th, 2004, 10:08pm
[quote author=Donna_D.]

Maybe if you cut your hair..


DD[/quote]

OMG, cut my hair! Well if I do ya'll gonna shove that up his nose to! ;;D

Jeep, am now stringing more barbed wire around the compound to protect myself from the "mean wimmens"

OUCH damn wire cut me  :o

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Redd715 on Aug 30th, 2004, 10:18pm

on 08/30/04 at 22:08:08, Longhaired Redneck wrote:
OUCH damn wire cut me  :o


TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Tim_Z on Aug 30th, 2004, 10:20pm
Just sitting back taking all this in. I love it.


Nick.........what a clown.

Vitamin and supplement free,
Tim

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 30th, 2004, 10:24pm
Redd, can I borrow a bandaid  [smiley=bow.gif]

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Tiannia on Aug 30th, 2004, 11:27pm

on 08/30/04 at 21:13:24, don wrote:
Vote now:

We could

Squash his testicles.


Can we use a garlic press and see if he can be a man about it?

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by cootie on Aug 30th, 2004, 11:57pm
Can I take him out for a test drive........Crash test ass-holes Pam

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by purpleydog on Aug 30th, 2004, 11:58pm
I'd rather stick a flaming dagger in his eye and twist it around. Someone else can use the garlic press.  ;;D

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 31st, 2004, 7:31am
Red-hot stake up the ass and then sandpaper his eyeballs.  :o ;;D

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by farmboy on Aug 31st, 2004, 4:35pm
Wonder why the snake oil sales men always seem the same

it seems that if you have read one of their post you have read them all.

They have cluster ............
Took some stuff...............
Cured..............

you can get it here....................
Why not try it...............
it is worth a try............
It is really worth a try it worked for me.........
Don't listen to others who really have CH i know better.
why would you doubt me.........
I am pissed because you don't believe me................


Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by thomas on Aug 31st, 2004, 4:37pm

on 08/31/04 at 07:31:42, Jeepgun wrote:
Red-hot stake up the ass and then sandpaper his eyeballs.  :o ;;D

Still not anything near a kip 7.  ;;D

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by don on Aug 31st, 2004, 4:41pm

Quote:
Can we use a garlic press


About a Kip 8.

My eyes would water, then I would kill you.

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by pubgirl on Aug 31st, 2004, 4:42pm
You are so right and observant farmboy, but maybe we say that in hindsight.When I was a new sufferer and undiagnosed I took the entire medicine cabinet several times over and risked organ damage, quite a bit of the crap my GP prescribed including anti-depressants, narcotics, anti-histamines and nearly bought a £200 light box to cure my "seasonal affected disorder"

and this was all in one month!
I would have been a sucker for a sales pitch then.




Wendy

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by farmboy on Aug 31st, 2004, 4:48pm
well my gp got it right the second time i was there to see him.  I had one right in his office he got out the medical book and read it to me then gave me a copy to read..So i never had to go thru all of the other stuff first.

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by BobG on Aug 31st, 2004, 4:57pm

Quote:
he got out the medical book and read it to me then gave me a copy to read..


Mine was the same only different.

My doctor handed me his Desk Reference and said "Here, you look it up and show me what you found".

Title: Re: Love this from the Guest Book
Post by farmboy on Aug 31st, 2004, 5:51pm
mine i found out later has another paitent that has clusters.
so by  luck i found a dr that had an idea as to what was going on.




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