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Title: Top Ten Comments Made By Sportscasters Post by Jeepgun on Aug 29th, 2004, 1:47pm Top ten comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it, which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back." 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew." 9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" |
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Title: Re: Top Ten Comments Made By Sportscasters Post by BobG on Aug 29th, 2004, 2:16pm [smiley=laugh.gif] ROTFLMAO [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Top Ten Comments Made By Sportscasters Post by Tim_Z on Aug 29th, 2004, 5:48pm Howard Cosell or Jimmy the Greek didn't make the list? I thought they said some really stupid things. Gotta love political correctness. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Tim |
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Title: Re: Top Ten Comments Made By Sportscasters Post by Simon on Aug 29th, 2004, 6:14pm My two favourites from this side of the pond: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" (Cricket 1980s - Michael Holding West Indian fast bowler, Peter Willey batting for England) "He can't get his leg over any more, so he has to use his left hand" Re a snooker player. If lost think pool! Dolly |
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Title: Re: Top Ten Comments Made By Sportscasters Post by Jeepgun on Aug 29th, 2004, 9:46pm LMAO, Simon!! Nothing quite like gettin' a leg over! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Top Ten Comments Made By Sportscasters Post by vig on Aug 29th, 2004, 9:56pm I thought Arnold Palmer was on the Johnny Carson show when that 'tidbit' came out..... He asked Arnold what his good luck ritual was and he said that his wife washes his balls the night before and Johnny said something silly in reply.... about his putter! |
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Title: Re: Top Ten Comments Made By Sportscasters Post by Carl_D on Aug 29th, 2004, 11:29pm [smiley=crackup.gif] Too fucking funny! Number six reminds that, if you look up the word Redundant in the dictionary it says "see redundant." Okay, not really - it's a joke! Carl - who has had 6 hours sleep for the week! |
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Title: Re: Top Ten Comments Made By Sportscasters Post by Jonny on Aug 30th, 2004, 1:34pm on 08/29/04 at 13:47:41, Jeepgun wrote:
Oh my ;;D ......................................jonny |
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Title: Re: Top Ten Comments Made By Sportscasters Post by Jeepgun on Aug 30th, 2004, 1:54pm S'okay: There was a newscast going on that had a young woman as one of the anchors. Apparently, the day previous, the weatherman had forecasted that 6" of snow would fall that night, but it didn't come to pass. The next day, the woman grinned and said, "Hey, what about that 6" you promised me last night?" They had to quickly cut to a commercial..... [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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