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(Message started by: BlueMeanie on Aug 26^th, 2004, 3:14am)

Title: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by BlueMeanie on Aug 26^th, 2004, 3:14am

The Dave Matthews Band is in a little trouble as of this weekend. They were playing a concert here in Chicago. As their tour bus drove across a bridge over the Chicago river downtown, the driver opened the septic holding tank to drain their turds in the river.

Problem was there was a tour boat going under the bridge at the time. The paper said people got human waste in their eyes and mouths. LMAO

Glad I wasn't on that boat.

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 26^th, 2004, 3:20am

Shit Happens?

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Root on Aug 26^th, 2004, 3:27am

Are you suggesting that their performance there was crappy?

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Carl_D on Aug 26^th, 2004, 3:56am

Sounds like a case of the "Shit" hitting the "Fan" to me. ;;D

Carl

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by synergy on Aug 26^th, 2004, 4:27am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Superpain on Aug 26^th, 2004, 4:42am

I just saw them in concert last night...

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Lizzie2 on Aug 26^th, 2004, 7:01am

oh man that is nasty....

I like DMB, but my need for sanitation...that would be compromised! lol

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by vig on Aug 26^th, 2004, 8:15am

Water under the bridge....

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 26^th, 2004, 8:35am

Gonna cost'em about $70,000 for that one I heard.

e coli bacteria is a big problem in city rivers, he should know that. It's not just water under the bridge when dumped on people, it'll be expensive shit.

Kevin M

*edit* sorry to steal your thought Vig, I actually hadn't read your post yet when I posted. :-X

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 26^th, 2004, 8:37am

http://www.jeepaholics.com/support/files/Jeepgun/20031212113642_sht.jpeg [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Jimmy_B on Aug 26^th, 2004, 8:41am

I can see it on EBay now....Get a piece of Dave Mathews sh*t. Yeah buyers, this is the real thing. Dave Mathews very own excrement. :o

Bid Now...supplies are running low. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by floridian on Aug 26^th, 2004, 8:44am

The driver should be cited for failure to contain his load.

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Gena on Aug 26^th, 2004, 8:53am

THese jokes are just shitty :P

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 26^th, 2004, 8:54am

"Dave Matthews Band Arrested For Weapons Of Mass Disgust. Film at 11." :o

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 26^th, 2004, 8:59am

I think the $70,000 is going to be just a drop in the bucket once the seperate lawsuits start hitting the courts.

Over 100 people got slimed.

http://www.nbc5.com/news/3678779/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65172

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by purpleydog on Aug 26^th, 2004, 9:09am

Holy shit!! :o

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 26^th, 2004, 9:14am

What a shit-storm!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 26^th, 2004, 10:51am

LMAO, KOP!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by don on Aug 26^th, 2004, 11:38am

Quote:

"The thing that we're most excited about is that this socially responsible band shares the same kinds of values that Ben and Jerry's does, which is what makes this project great," said Ben and Jerry's spokesman Lee Holden.

DOH !

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 26^th, 2004, 11:40am

Jeez... That's certain to improve their bad-boy rock band reputation, isn't it? LOL

Why don't they just admit that they thought it would a damn funny prank? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Cerberus on Aug 26^th, 2004, 10:21pm

crap... ::)

Ramon

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by cootie on Aug 27^th, 2004, 12:03am

Did they find any corn ? Duck food Pam 8)

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Jimmy_B on Aug 27^th, 2004, 7:22am

on 08/27/04 at 00:03:17, cootie wrote:

Did they find any corn ?

EEEWWWWWWW! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dave Matthews Band Flying Turds
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 27^th, 2004, 1:22pm

"Dave Matthews & The Flying Corn Turds"

It's a catchy name! I'd go see them play. [smiley=laugh.gif][smiley=headbanger.gif]